Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys

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Redskins Coach Zorn Gets Drills From Madden
Published 7/24/2008 by Jeff Briggs at RealClearSports - Blog
... While this all seems like it is kinda dumb, my Madden teams have always made the playoffs, so maybe these drills will pay off for the 'Skins. (H/T: Mr. Irrelevant)

Redskins QBs Prepare for Rugged NFC East With Dodgeball [NFL]
Published 7/24/2008 by Clay Travis at Deadspin
... Yeah, dodgeball it's awesome. Let me just say it now, when one of the Redskins quarterbacks inevitably tears his rotator cuff trying to spike another quarterback this will be the dumbest idea in the history of football. Which is really saying something. So enjoy the honeymoon if it exists, Jim Zorn. ...

Today’s Links Sponsored By Sangaria
Published 7/24/2008 by Juice Staff at NFLJuice.com
... They also expanded the product line to include children’s versions of wine, champagne, and cocktails. Sangaria has agreed to sponsor our fantasy football league this season, and will donate 3-5 cases of non-alcoholic beer…..cuz we like to pee alot and NOT get buzzed.  WTF.  LINKS Fantasy Football Naming Guide [KSK] Shockey For President [With Leather] Zorns breaks out his bag of toys [Mister Irrelevant] Dolphin Training Camp Report [The Phinsider] Browns Are ...

Redskins Quarterbacks Prepare For Season By Playing Dodgeball And Having Stuff Thrown At Them
Published 7/25/2008 at FanIQ Blog
... And Zorn isn't helping shake his image as a complete neophyte with his bizarre QB drills in training camp. Below is an non-doctored photo of Colt Brennan and Jason playing, uh, dodgeball. Except with a massively oversized training ball (courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant). ...

Alexander Semin Seems Confused
Published 7/25/2008 by Dan Steinberg at D.C. Sports Bog
... . * The seminal Redskins dodgeball picture, from Mister Irrelevant . * The seminal half-naked Alex Ovechkin lord-a-leaping picture, ...

Jim Zorn Likes Throwing Things at His QBs
Published 7/26/2008 at FanHouse
... In the video above, he has players throwing blocking pads at the quarterbacks as they drop back to pass. This comes after guys threw big silver balls at each other to simulate ... uh ... something. ...