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Kanye West interrupts Josh Hamilton

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:59:57 +0000

Kanye West doesn't think Josh Hamilton is the best Texas Ranger

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Maya Angelou’s predictions for the 2009-10 NFL Season

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:43:36 +0000

In order to fully prepare for the upcoming NFL season, I asked her to write a few words about the fate of a few of the teams. And here, you lucky Lampoon readers, are her predictions for the 2009-10 NFL Season,

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 9/11/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Riots erupt at ESPN offices after someone inadvertently comments–"Someday Terrell Owens will retire."

Mon, 1 Jun 2009 16:21:09 +0000

Pandemonium erupted this morning at the usually tranquil ESPN offices in Bristol, Connecticut, when an associate producer for ESPN's flagship "Sports Center" made a casual remark at the show's morning meeting that at some point "Terrell Owens was going to retire."

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 6/1/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Exclusive: John Madden's Resignation Letter to NBC Sports

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:39:28 +0000

John Madden's Resignation Letter to NBC Sports

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When athletes fall for the oldest prank in the book

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:52:30 +0000

What happens when an athlete is the first one asleep on the team bus? It means it is prank time. I give you a gallery of professional athletes who have fallen prey to the cruel, yet hilarious prank of getting their face drawn on with Sharpies.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 4/10/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Augusta National puts the "Child" back in "Child Labor"

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:47:51 +0000

Augusta National hires kids to caddy in an effort to save money at this year's Masters Tournament.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 4/10/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels talk of Matt Cassel, man tans, and Lionel Richie right before Jay quits the Broncos

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:22:00 +0000

A transcript of the conversation that occurred between new Bronco coach Josh McDaniels and Jay Cutler that caused Cutler to quit. It starts with Matt Cassel, moves to the Craigslist ad that the coach used to try and get rid of Cutler, then to man tans, Lionel Richie and ends with Matthew Stafford.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 3/17/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Why Tom Brady getting married will save some guy a lot of pain

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:50:08 +0000

See, if Gisele and Brady were to break-up, you'd figure Gisele's next boyfriend would have pretty big shoes to fill. But, what would be worse than being her new beau? That role would have be filled by being the ex-boyfriend of whoever it is Tom Brady decided to date next. And this is why...

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 2/27/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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An epic Mets collapse in three easy pictures

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:59:18 +0000

The New York Mets have been a part of or had their hand in three of the most epic collapses in New York this year. Here are just three pictures that tell the entire story of those collapses.

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The Adam Morrison Hollywood Mustache Matchup‏

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:17:43 +0000

Other than being an utter bust, Morrison is best known for his late 70’s era porn stache. Now, while the stache may have been the toast of the town in a place like Charlotte, it’s going to have to work pretty damn hard to be to be tops in a place like LA. Here's a look at some of his competition.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 2/10/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Phelps smoking pot should be the least of the drug concerns in pro sports

Mon, 2 Feb 2009 20:22:02 +0000

I think smoking weed will actually help Michael Phelp's reputation and this is why...

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 2/2/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Eddy Curry gets slapped with lawsuit (it’s the most exercise he’s gotten all year)

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 20:16:17 +0000

Some other of sordid stories and accusations about Eddy Curry that you may not have heard, which were sent to me by police stations, teammates and fast food establishments all around this great country.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 1/14/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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NFL Players Draw God

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:03:46 +0000

Last week, a video of Kurt Warner drawing his version of “God,” hit sports blogs all around the globe. I asked some other NFL stars to draw their own versions of God and Heaven for this article. For better or for worse, this is how some football players interpret God.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 1/12/2009 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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A list of events that could sell more tickets than the 24 tickets sold for this year's Humanitarian Bowl‏

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:56:15 +0000

Including everything from a kissing booth featuring Carrot Top and the Crypt Keeper to a Carlos Mencia stand-up special...ok, I lied about that last one.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 12/18/2008 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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The Last Strange Day of Plaxico Burress

Fri, 5 Dec 2008 14:46:34 +0000

Why won't Marvin Harrison go to the shooting range with me? Why do Raider players have it so good? Where do I hide this gun? The answers lie in a minute by minute account of Plax's last day as a New York Giant.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 12/5/2008 from splog.nationallampoon.com

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Suggesting a bounty hunter to hurt Hines Ward...

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:06:02 +0000

Earlier this week, Baltimore Defensive End Terrell Suggs let slip that the Raven's defensive unit has a "bounty" on the head of Hines Ward. If you really want to put out a bounty on someone, you should hire professionals to take care of it for you. Here are some bounty hunter options from ...

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 10/24/2008 from bluemonkeydiscoparty.com

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'Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase Declares Bankruptcy

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:11:59 +0000

You know that the economic crap has hit the fan when The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase has to pawn his Million Dollar Belt for a bottle Night Train.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 10/23/2008 from bluemonkeydiscoparty.com

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The 2008 Red Sox are the new Goonies‏

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:55:49 +0000

Comparing the 'Never Say Die' Red Sox players to their counterparts in the film The Goonies. Featuring Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz as Chunk and Sloth.

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Big Brown writes a letter to PETA

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:04:35 +0000

The famous horse states his case for why he doesn't think it's a good idea for him to be castrated and makes a point that Pauley Shore was never castrated and his races entertained 10x as many people as Bio Dome did.

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A day in the life of (the suspended) Plaxico Burress

Tue, 7 Oct 2008 14:01:40 +0000

See how the Giants reciever spends his days when he doesn't have to worry about silly things like playing football or practicing.

bluemonkeydiscoparty posted 10/7/2008 from bluemonkeydiscoparty.com

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