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So, this weekend the Sweet 16 starts, and if I was an educated, well manned young man, I’d most likely start making my predictions right here. However, I don’t really care all that much, and lets face reality, either do you. What you do care about though, are pretty, upstanding, classy, elegant women. So here are the 100 hottest NCAA Cheersquads...

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NCAA Basketball

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Dick Enberg is horny old man

ebsportsnet posted 3/25/2008 from ebsports.net

Shame on Dick Enberg. I couldn’t be more disappointed that he’s taking time away from concentrating on THE GAME HE’S ANNOUNCING to eyeball some pleasant distraction in a woman that could be his granddaughter! Gross! Have some dignity, sir!

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Dick Enberg

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Knicks even suck at Cheerleaders

ebsportsnet posted 3/25/2008 from ebsports.net

I’m also an advocate of tight cheerleader uniforms. HOWEVER…there is a too-tight policy that should not be bent. Leave it to the Knicks to mess this up as well. Side note: She looks like that Sex & the City chick. You know, the one who looks like a man. No, the other one.

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NBA

New York Knicks

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Derek Jeter getting drunk with girls

ebsportsnet posted 3/24/2008 from ebsports.net

With opening day rapidly approaching, I’d just like to take this opportunity to let Hank Steinbrenner and Yankee Nation know how Derek Jeter spent his off-season. Everyone knows that the best way prepare for a championship run is to pass out poolside after downing some Grey Goose and a few Coronas.

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MLB

Derek Jeter

Hank Steinbrenner

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Bill Belichick likes Co-Ed Booty

ebsportsnet posted 3/24/2008 from ebsports.net

Be it in practice, on film, inside another man’s house, or at an NIT basketball game, Bill Belichick can’t help but take notice of some untapped potential. He cheats in the NFL…and he most likely cheats on his wife. Man law, Bill, man f’ing law.

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NFL

Bill Belichick

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UCLA Cheerleaders Strip Down

ebsportsnet posted 3/24/2008 from ebsports.net

Ahhh…what do you do to celebrate UCLA’s NCAA Tourney victory? Well, if you’re a UCLA Co-ED…most likely get drunk, and pass out…and fail your classes….(as you can tell, I have a lot of friends who’ve attended…and YES…they will make it your way at your Local Burger King…holla holla for higher education).

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UCLA Bruins

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Hate Tony Parker? Have sex with is wife

ebsportsnet posted 3/22/2008 from ballhype.com

In the most disturbing merchandising move ever, Pipedream Products (Link is totally NSFW!) released these celebrity blow-up dolls which feature plastic versions of Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and, oddly, Sarah Jessica Parker. Since I’m a sad little clown, I did get a laugh out of the text for Sarah Jessica. Though I was disappointed to see it didn’t include a horse face. You know, for authenticity. And Eva smells like a dirty used French whore. The authenticity just jumps through the roof!
NOTE: These pics are kind of NSFW since they give brief descriptions of, well, certain orifices (a.k.a. the butt).

I’d like to thank Chimpanze Rage (mod of our Wizards board), and owner of Deuce of Davenport for the high quality find.

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NBA

Tony Parker

Eva Longoria

Washington Wizards

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NBA March Madness Bracket (VOTE HERE)

ebsportsnet posted 3/21/2008 from ballhype.com

Since we NBA fans get little to get buzzed about in March other than what teams will be lotto bound, I've taken it upon myself to make an NBA style March Madness game…

Vote now until Monday for Round 1….

Pass the link around…we want tons of votes!

http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?page_id=228

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NBA

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Al Jefferson loses his pants Video

ebsportsnet posted 3/12/2008 from ebsports.net

Next from Nike - NBA Belts!

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NBA

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Wade's Season is Over

ebsportsnet posted 3/10/2008 from ebsports.net

Wade's season is done

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