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Breaking: Greg Oden Out with Knee Injury

Yes, horrible news to start the night.  Greg Oden went up for a block early in the 1st quarter on Aaron Brooks and winced in mid-air.  As he came down he fell to the floor in a ton of pain while grabbing his left knee.  He was then taken off on a stretcher which required help ...

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The Pre-Funk: Rockets vs. Blazers 12/5

The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest.  We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Sitting at 12-5, the Blazers were starting to finally look like one of the ...

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Blazer Dancers Go OFF in Dressing Room

Watch this and tell me what the hell Cristi is doing in the background.  She would be the blonde that's actually dressed out in her dancer outfit for the night.  You...go...girl.

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Nate McMillan Injured - Will Miss Road Trip

This is seriously not a joke. He had to practice with the team today because of their injury woes and ruptured his own achilles in the process. I'm seriously laughing hysterically yet completely speechless and baffled. The rest of the team better start working zone box out drills in bubble ...

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McMillan on Miller "We have him now." Uh, What?

On the same day that trade rumors break on Andre Miller, Nate McMillan stepped aside with his ice pack at practice for some comments concerning his newly acquired guard.  None of these are sounding incredibly positive.  In fact, maybe it's time for Dre to open up a bit and become a ...

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Blazers Rockin' Hardwood Classic Jerseys Tomorrow

Release from the team and dates after the jump... TRAIL BLAZERS TO DEBUT HARDWOOD CLASSIC JERSEY - RECOGNIZE 1970s PLAYERS ON SATURDAY PORTLAND, Ore. – The Portland Trail Blazers will debut their Hardwood Classic jerseys against the Houston Rockets Saturday night. The jerseys are a ...

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Andre Miller on the Trade Block?

Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo Sports is at it again with the trade chatter.  These rumors were spread some time ago, but it feels a little more real now that AWoj is on it.  The guy, although a Pritchard hater, is usually spot on... Since Travis Outlaw(notes) has been lost for four to ...

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A Raptors' Fan on Hedo Turkoglu

Just in case any of you were hoping Hedo Turkoglu had actually signed in Portland to bring more depth at the forward slot, we bring you an email from a friend living in the arctic of Canada. An assessment on Turkoglu from his soon-to-be brother-in-law makes me feel for Raptors fans, ...

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The 9 Best Allen Iverson Commercials

This post may come off a little weird as it has nothing do with the Blazers and everything to do with one of my least favorite NBA players.  The funny thing is, I woke up this morning and for whatever reason, starting thinking about Allen Iverson of all people.  (Creepy?  ...

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The Afterparty: Heat/Blazers Game 20

A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. If there is one positive note to take away from this 3-game losing streak, it's that the Blazers can look at Tiger Woods and say, "At least we're ...

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Blazer Dancers Shine in Silver or Black Boy Shorts

Nobody appreciates NBA dancer boy shorts quite like we do.  Proof of that statement here and again here .  And "your" Blazer Dancers refused to disappoint us this year with a couple new versions of our favorite male inspired bottom.  (Yeah, that sounded odd.  Ignore ...

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Blazer Dancers Because We Love Them

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The Pre-Funk: Heat vs. Blazers 12/1

The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest.  We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... How do you beat the Miami Heat?  Not by stopping Dwyane Wade.  ...

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Blazers Civil War Night Tickets

If you don't have your tickets yet for tomorrow night's game against the Miami Heat, you can snag some at a slightly discounted price for this special Civil War edition game.  Link and promo code at the bottom... TRAIL BLAZERS TO HOST CIVIL WAR NIGHT TOMORROW Rose Bowl on the line ...

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Opponents Giving Plenty of Thanks to the Blazers

The NBA in general would like to take a moment and give thanks to the Portland Trail Blazers.  A thanks for playing some of the worst basketball in the history of a Thanksgiving weekend.  And a major thanks for being so predictable and soft in every aspect of the game.  A ...

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No Pre-Funk: Blazers at Jazz 11/28

This is me failing at my obligations of bringing you the most random and sporadic Blazers game day coverage around.  I promise we'll be back in full swing tomorrow once this loooooooooooooooong holiday weekend comes to a close. As a quick thought though, this game scares me even more ...

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The Pre-Funk: Grizzlies vs. Blazers 11/27

The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest.  We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... Something about Memphis just makes me nervous. With the number of ...

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The Pre-Funk: Nets vs. Blazers 11/25

The all day coverage you need to go into tonight's contest.  We're just making sure you're prepared to drop that extra knowledge on the brosephs to get you another smidgen of respect. Party Attendees... The New Jersey Nets swing into Portland tonight and the Blazers should ...

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The Afterparty: Bulls/Blazers Game 16

A party full of post-game links and coverage to give you every over-analyzed angle in hopes of making your Blazers IQ that much greater. Andre Miller +30 in 26 minutes.  Recap over? After the starting lineup change against Minnesota which saw Martell Webster have the 3rd quality ...

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Maurice Lucas' Cancer Returns

Jason Quick broke the news today that Blazers' legend and current assistant coach, Maurice Lucas, has been hospitalized again.  His recurrence of bladder cancer has held him out of the first 15 games this season. A few notes on his illness... Last season, Lucas underwent a series of ...

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