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The Brett Favre 300th interception commemorative coin!

Mon, 3 Nov 2008 21:32:24 +1900

It's a little golden piece of history. Favre is the first and only member of the 300 interception club, and you can get this coin now to complete your collection!

themightymjd posted 15 days ago from sports.yahoo.com

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Other job titles considered for 'Director of Responsibility'

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:57:03 +2000

1. Handcuff Avoidance Technician 2. Supervisor of Getting Your Drunk Heiney Home 3. The Guy We Hired Because Your Father Didn't Do His Job

themightymjd posted 9/18/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Stuff You Need: NFL Foamheads

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 19:54:26 +2000

The NFL season is nearly upon us, and it's time to start thinking about what you're going to wear on your head to make your wife look at you like an idiot, or to annoy the person sitting behind at you at games. Fortunately, the NFL has provided an ideal solution for both scenarios in the form of their foamhead series available at NFLShop.com.

themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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The inevitable evil of training camp fights

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 19:52:57 +2000

Coaches need to put the Ron Burgundy rule into effect for training camp fights: Absolutely, positively, no touching of the face. And we should also probably keep tridents out of the mix.

themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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The cock nosetackle, and why he's not such a bad guy

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 19:51:31 +2000

During last night's game, I thought I heard John Madden refer to someone as a "cock nosetackle." Madden (at least the TV version of him) has always been a rather clean-mouthed fellow, so I did a bit of a double-take. A DVR rewind confirmed it. Madden called someone a cock nosetackle.

themightymjd posted 8/4/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Shutdown Corner celebrates Shark Week

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:07:27 +2000

In case you weren't aware -- and if you weren't, I don't know why you're refusing to take part in the best things in life -- we're in the middle of Shark Week. Well, The Corner is not going to stand idly by while everyone else nibbles at the delicious chum. As Shutdown Corner's contribution, here's a list of 4 NFL'ers who might survive a shark attack.

themightymjd posted 7/29/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Shutdown Eleven: Non-NFL athletes who would excel in the NFL

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:53:40 +2000

Shutdown Corner is giddy to present its list of 11 non-NFL athletes who would have excelled in a career in professional football. The world is filled with phenomenal athletes, and regrettably, many deserving ones will be left off this list. There are a lot of sports in the world. A lot of them, I don't watch. I am limited by my own insular experiences as a sports fan.

themightymjd posted 6/27/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Some lucky lady will get to rub tummies with Warren Sapp

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:05:58 +2000

One lucky twinkle-toed gal out there will get the Warren Sapp experience up close. Sapp told the St. Petersburg Times that he'll be accepting an offer to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.

themightymjd posted 6/26/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Commissioner Goodell, Pacman Jones is on line two for you

Tue, 20 May 2008 01:26:58 +2000

Pacman: I saw you on TV the other day. You were talking about videotapes or something. Goodell: You mean Spygate? Pacman: What the hell is Spygate? Goodell: You don't know what Spygate is? Pacman: Is that one of those things you buy at the spy store, and it's a video camera that looks like a Pepsi can, and you put it in your bathroom so you can watch girls when they go in there?

themightymjd posted 5/20/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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That really does look like a joint behind John Abraham's ear

Thu, 15 May 2008 15:09:39 +2000

It really, really looks like John Abraham is carrying a spliff behind his ear.

themightymjd posted 5/15/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Come on, you can't expect the Titans to smoke schwag

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:40:57 +2000

Court documents revealed yesterday that a lowlife drug dealer admitted to selling some top-shelf marijuana to Tennessee Titans players for about $1,000 an ounce. Or close to an ounce, anyway.

themightymjd posted 4/18/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Derrick Rose got his ass whooped

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:15:39 +2000

That's why there was no press conference announcing that he was leaving. A Memphis football player kicked his ass over a girl.

themightymjd posted 4/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Travis Ford and the sweet nothings whispered in your ear

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:14:44 +2000

Coaches, don't bother telling us that you want to be here, and that you love the place. We know it's just like when a stripper says she wants us. We see right through it.

themightymjd posted 4/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Travis Ford gets an opportunity to shoot down Oklahoma State

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:29:55 +2000

Travis Ford's spent the last couple of weeks spurning advances like a Mormon girl walking through cell block 9 of Riker's, but Oklahoma State's taking a shot at him anyway.

themightymjd posted 4/16/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Ten reasons you should let your employees watch March Madness

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:12:53 +2000

This one's for the bosses out there. 7. Ask yourself two questions: What would Michael Scott do, and what would Bill Lumbergh do? And then decide which of those two you'd rather be. Michael used to gather his employees to watch Varsity Blues on Monday. Lumbergh made Peter come in on a Saturday.

themightymjd posted 3/19/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Tournament commercials that will torture you: Coke Zero

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:45:41 +2000

Two torturous ad campaigns in recent memory stand out to me: 1) The Applebee's guys singing the Gilligan's Island song, but with the lyrics changed to something about shrimp, and ... 2) The two Cingular guys, one of whom had Cingular, and thus, always had good coverage, and was kind of a dick about it. This year, Coke Zero's going to kill you.

themightymjd posted 3/19/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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The 2008 NCAA tournament all-porno name team

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:47:06 +2000

THIRD TEAM: G - Desire Gabou, Western Kentucky, G - LeKendric Longmire, Oregon, F - Luis Colon, Kansas State, F - Travis Lay, American, F - Lance Stemler, Indiana. SECOND TEAM: G - Dau Jok, Oklahoma, F - Taj Finger, Stanford, F - Gyno Pomare, San Diego, F - Surry Wood, UNC, C - Longar Longar, Oklahoma And now for your starters...

themightymjd posted 3/17/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Welcome to Duke University Flopping Camp

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:27:37 +2000

Fill out your application here.

themightymjd posted 3/14/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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Are you ready for the Big Ten poetry slam?

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:50:45 +2000

Through some investigative reporting, I've gotten my hands on a couple of entries. From an Illinois student: Traitor, Eric Gordon / You are a disgrace / You chose another school / So I'll throw bricks at your face / I'm mad because we suck / But my anger is not misplaced / I'm going to cut off your head / Because we need something to fill our trophy case

themightymjd posted 3/13/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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A letter from Bob Knight's cat

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:46:38 +2000

Do you realize, Phelps, that the whole foundation of your career as a broadcaster is that you have a highlighter that matches your tie? Does that make you feel proud? For (bleep)'s (bleep)ing sake, Phelps, please, at some point, feel free to say something that lets people know that you used to coach basketball.

themightymjd posted 3/13/2008 from sports.yahoo.com

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