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A Guide to the Lakers' Ring Ceremony

Kyle Slavin and The Second Coming has your guide to the Lakers' ring ceremony and the first regular season game.

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The Next Movement: Respect for Aged Superstars

Kyle Slavin and TSCblogs.com has a review of the aging superstars of the league.

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In Defense of the Refs: An Official Plea

Kyle Slavin and TSCblogs.com discusses the current referee lockout, and what it means for the upcoming season. (And not one word about Ron Artest! Except that one.)

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The Great Big Season Preview (Part 3) - TSCblogs.com

Here we go, the final portion of TSC’s 3-part season preview for 2009-10...and we’ve saved many of the heavy hitters for this last post. Cavs, Magic, Lakers, and Celts!Again, each team is assigned a memorable quote from Gross Pointe Blank and analyzed.

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TSCblogs: Great Big Season Preview (Part 2)

This is Part 2 of a 3-part series. Each NBA team is assigned a Gross Pointe Blank quote, and analyzed. This post discusses the Spurs, Kings, Mavericks, Blazers, Hornets, Wizards, Bucks, Warriors, Bulls, and Bobcats.

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TSCblogs.com - A Great Big 2009-10 Season Preview (Part 1)

A review of every team for the upcoming 2009-10 season, in three parts, to the theme of Gross Pointe Blank quotes. (Seriously...it works. Trust me.) How does your team look?

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Desperation is a Stinky Cologne: Deadline Trades with TSCblogs.com

Discussing Expiring Contracts and the winners of the most recent NBA trades with The Second Coming at TSCblogs.com

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The Second Coming: 'Zo, Woe, and Orlando

Discusses Alonzo's retirement, Orlando's offensive brilliance, and Bruce Bowen's near-All Star nomination. Via The Second Coming at www.TSCblogs.com.

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An NBA Franchise of My Very Own - TSCblogs.com

Imagine if you were given the reigns of a full-fledged NBA franchise. What players stay, who goes? What would YOU do to get the fans involved? And would you even mention the words "Thunder Stix"?

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TSCblogs: Stories to Love for 2008-09

Discusses hoopster Barack Obama, the 10-year anniversary of the Lockout, Kevin Durant, Ricky Rubio, and the latest Allen Iverson trade. Come read, comment, and enjoy!

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Opening Night: 5 Trades That Should Happen

It's opening night, and already we're nitpicking. The Second Coming has 5 trades that would shake up the league for the better. Come check it out!

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The Huge Pre-Season Pre-Rankings by TSCblogs.com

An enormous, in-depth analysis of each team and their potential conference rankings. Where's your team? Agree or disagree?

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Old School Love: The Great Western Forum

Let's look back at the crazy times from the Great Western Forum, and the circa-1980's Lakers.

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Ten Years Gone: An NBA Lockout Retrospective

This is getting zero coverage, but it is the tenth anniversary of the NBA lockout next week. The Second Coming takes a retrospective look at the 1998-99 season that nearly wasn't.

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The NBA is back!

Will you be caught off-guard by Elton in Philly? Baron in LA? The Second Coming has analysis of all the off-season trades, an Olympic look-back, and predictions on the upcoming season. The teams just began training camp, we need to too!

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To Make The Leap: a Ode to Game 5

Break out the quill. Let's get creative. An NBA Finals poem, from The Second Coming

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The Five Stages of Losing

The Five Stages of Losing



“Hello everyone. My name is (insert name here).”


“And I am a Lakers fan.”

It isn’t easy to deal with loss. The human psyche is ill-equipped to cope with it. There are clinics, counseling, books you can read. It occurs so frequently that the stages are named and catalogued.

Yes, you can check a spreadsheet tomorrow and see how traumatized you are.

Last night, the Los Angeles Lakers handed their fans a historic loss, a loss the level of which had never existed before. A record-setting loss. They were winning by more, were ahead further than any team that had lost before. This was uncharted loss territory.

This time, there were no refs to blame. There was no mass conspiracy or mob connections, no imbalanced ratios of fouls or free-throws or traveling violations. They did not shrink the rims at halftime (though it may have felt that way). And they didn’t come through with a miracle last-second heave that saved the day.
The Lakers just lost. Take a deep breath and say it again. The Lakers just lost, in the same way that the Hindenburg doesn’t fly around much anymore.

And the Laker fans are left with the burning aftermath.

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This was more than just a pivotal game. To gain a better perspective of things, let’s call this an experiment in hyper-tension. The difference between a 2-2 series and a 3-1 series is massive. It’s being given a semi in the Indy 500, a drink umbrella in a thunderstorm, or fifteen shots before a date.

Yes, it’s a big difference.

The championship depended completely upon those 48 minutes. Sorry to break it to you, Laker fans. Had the Lakers won, they would gain the momentum, post a prideful victory in Game 5 and roll into Boston with confidence and unity, only needing to take one game of two. The Celtics would be crushed, give up on LA, and scurry back home to regroup. Now, we are looking at a Celtics team that has ego at near-capacity levels and the knowledge that, no matter how far down they are, no matter how poorly they play, they can still manage a victory in the most dire of situations.

Again, yes. It really is quite a big difference.

One cannot point fingers at a certain Laker player or possession and state “that’s where they lost the game”. There was no singular moment when the ball slipped out, a shot rimmed, or a pass went awry. The Celtics deserved every point of that 31-15 third quarter. They played smarter, harder, just better. They sagged their defense, knowing the game would slow and Kobe would try to shoulder the load. Their shots fell, on account of huge step-up performances from James Posey and Eddie House. They got offensive boards, dove for loose balls, and sank their free-throws. And that’s before even mentioning the Big 3, each of whom cemented their legacy with this one game.

Think about it. This was the clutch. KG held his game. Paul Pierce was larger than life, with the MVP guarding him. And Ray Allen? He went from being dogged on by the whole of Boston media to being this writer’s Finals MVP.

All in 48 minutes.

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Yes, with this Game 4, the Lakers lost the championship. They lost to the team with the most rabid, foul-mouthed, cocky fans, who will brag about this year and this single victory for ages to come. They will sit their rabid, foul-mouthed, cocky children on their knees, and tell the glorious story of how the hated Lakers rightly fell to the Glorious Underdog Celtics of 2008.

And you know what? They’ve earned it.

Yes, the Celtic fans use tactics one may not agree with. But these folks have suffered a Basketball Hell much worse than any experienced in LA. One needs only say “Len Bias” and “23 years, no trophy”. So, let them have their moment. Besides, it’s good to see KG finally get out from under that horrible Flip Saunders-led cloud in Minnesota. And Pierce is an LA guy, so how upset can you really get at him selling fouls and limping?

Enough of that. The Lakers have nothing but a clear future ahead of them. With one of the strongest lineups in the league, all of whom is under 30, a peaking superstar, and a few key pieces returning from injury, there’s no telling how many more Finals the Laker fans may experience. Besides, a rivalry isn’t a rivalry after one year. These things must be earned.

We are all done with denial. The loss happened, and that’s okay. We got out our anger, our bargaining, and (hopefully) our depression. This is acceptance, the final stage in dealing with our loss.

Hello, everyone. My name is Kyle.

And I am a Lakers fan.

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The Five Stages of Losing: Coping for Laker Fans

Having trouble getting over that Game 4 stomach-punch loss? The Second Coming has some steps every Laker fan will appreciate.

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To Blow the Whistle: The Zebra Diaries

The destruction of a professional sport by bad officiating, by The Second Coming. Heaven help us all.

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Welcome to the Finals

"Everything happens for a reason." We have all heard it. Your world may be crumbling around you, with all hope abandoned. Worst-case scenarios are continually trumping themselves, only to be chased with something even suckier. House burnt down? Car wrecked? Dogs and cats living together?It's ok...everything happens for a reason. Is it a cop-out? An excuse? Well, probably. But there's nothing you can do about it...the sequence of events are already in place. Truth be told, if you hear those five words, you would probably give up your firstborn to be anywhere else than your current situation.


But sometimes, and only very rarely, those five words describe everything falling into place. The yang to the horrible yin. A justification of sorts, said with a smirk, as if you knew the plan. You were privy. Everything was going to go right all along.


And so, the Lakers and the Celtics are meeting in the NBA Finals. Because, well...you know.


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For the last year, I have been a Laker fan living in Boston. Fifteen, twenty years ago, that was unacceptable. There was visible hatred, eggs on your porch steps and sugar in your gas tank. Recently, though, not so much. For the last year, when my Laker pride came up in conversation, it was met with a nostalgic air. A nod, and a smile. Oh yeah? Yeah. And always a pause, as the legacy of these two historic franchises passes silently before our eyes.


And that was that. We move on. Like all good eras, that one ended, so that we may have a nice, distanced look at it.


Good times. Good times. But that was long ago.


This year, the Lakers were an emotional rollercoaster. To look back one year is to see a team in disarray, a disenfranchised leader, an egomaniac coach and a lack of direction. Accusations were made, and fingers pointed. What originally seemed to be a team self-imploding, we soon found, was actually a franchise demanding more of itself.
And if you scan the player activity wires, an eerie progression begins:


In July, Derek Fisher convenes with his family and decides to take his daughter, stricken with eye cancer, to the best doctors money can buy. They happen to work in Los Angeles. And Derek Fisher happens to be the only remaining player in the league that Kobe has trust and respect for. Derek brings leadership and floor discipline, both of which were lacking. And besides, it’s good to have Mr. .4 back.


Then, head case Brian Cook, a 6'10" spot-up shooter (and sadly nothing more) and the Invisible Man Reggie Evans are shipped out for Trevor Ariza, a young athletic defender that can actually match up against Kobe in practice (a huge no-story earlier this season). Trevor provided another fast-break finisher and a rest for Kobe on the defensive end.


Then, the biggest blessing: Kwame Brown goes down to injury, leaving Andrew Bynum, the only center still breathing, to be trained on the fly and force-fed minutes (something he desperately needed the past two seasons). Bynum provides an interior presence, to the tune of 2 blocks, 13 points, and 10 boards a game on 60% shooting. The Lakers evolve into a longer, more talented Warriors team with better D.


January: Bynum goes down with a dislocated meniscus, which serves as the cattle prod to Mitch Kupcheck's rear end. And, in a move reminiscent of the Lakers stealing the draft rights to James Worthy from the Cavaliers in 1982, Mitch gets Pau Gasol off the Grizzlies for, well, pocket lint.

For a Laker fan, that would be considered a domino effect of ecstasy. An avalanche of yum.
A first-class ticket to the town of Yes, Indeedy.

And now, here we are. It all seems to make sense, doesn't it?


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But lo, sayeth the Celtics fan, what could be crazier than our ride?
It is a tale of a town, once noble and proud in their perpetual state of basketball supremacy, that has since been beaten and left for dead for 20 years. Long ago were the days of hanging banners, earning rings, and routinely beating the living snot out of everyone else.


It was as if the arrogant, brooding Boston basketball fans never even existed.


But though the Boston revival was less of a warming trend and more of a monsoon, the sequence of events followed a similar pattern:


Paul Pierce, the disillusioned leader of a hapless and spineless team, rests the final 25 games of the season with various “injuries” and ponders his options. To add insult, their tanked season nets them the #5 pick, proving that you can, in fact, lose at losing. Boston fans everywhere attempt to talk themselves into Yi Jianlian, a Chinese Medvedenko, destined to be a backup power forward for the rest of his life.


Thankfully, this awakens Danny Ainge from his coma, and rather than lose his darling Pierce, he turns the #5 pick and a handful of dollar chips into Ray Allen. And, in an effort to hedge his bets, he cons his old running crew Kevin McHale into giving the Celtics a Hall of Famer for a 20-and-8 franchise hood ornament. (No offence, Al Jefferson. And people say the Grizzlies were conned? Pau ain't no Hall of Famer.) Add a shady deal to acquire Roswell Cassell and "Good For 6 Fouls" PJ Brown, and you have a championship-caliber team.


Yes, Kevin Garnett revolutionized Boston Garden. His energy lit a fire under Boston sports fans, a crew who had nearly given up on basketball. The life-altering changes he brought in any other year would have brought him the MVP easily.


You can nearly see Red’s ghost smiling, a divine intervention.


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So, here we are. At the crossroads. Everything that occurs from this point on will be spoken about, written about, and fawned over. History will be made. Every move analyzed. Be the victor the Lakers or the Celtics, there will be but one hero. A rivalry reborn.


Everything happened for a reason.

 

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