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Shooter Needed: Sixers Sign Royal Ivey?
Published 7/24/2008 by Aarick Knighton at Passion and Pride
While talks of re-signing Louis Williams and Andre Iguodala continue, Ed Stefanski was still making moves with the little money he has left. The Sixers have reached an agreement to sign journeyman Royal Ivey for the minimum contract. The 6′4″ guard will join Willie Green and Louis Williams as combo guards coming off the bench for the new-look Sixers next season. Ivey, 26, spent last year with the Milwaukee Bucks averaging 5.6 points and 2.1 assists in 75 games. Offense isn’t his forte but he prides himself on defense. With Willie Green the first SG off the bench and Louis Williams taking both PG and SG time, Mo should try ...

Sixers sign Royal Ivey, "Nut-puncher"
Published 7/24/2008 by EnriqueFed (noreply@blogger.com) at ALL THINGS PHILLY SPORTS
The Sixers have yet to take care of their two restricted free agent guards, Andre Iguodala and Lou Williams, but they are still working to fill out their roster, signing guard Royal Ivey to a 2 year contract. Ivey spent last season with the Milwaukee Bucks after starting his career with the Atlanta Hawks and has developed into a solid defensive player off the bench. He doesn't put up great offensive numbers (he averaged a career-high 5.6 points per game last season) but he is a decent role player. Of course, Ivey is a little more well know for his "nut-punching" abilities. Take a look at what he did last year to Aaron Gray ...

The NBA versus Male Genitals
Published 10/15/2008 by Basketbawful (noreply@blogger.com) at Basketbawful
I once posted a list of the basic staples of American comedy, the gimmicks that are always used for (and seem to always get) a cheap laugh. These include (but are not limited to): 1. Monkeys 2. Midgets 3. Fat people 4. Farts and/or poop 5. The Amish 6. Men dressed as women 7. A man getting punched/kicked/shot/etc. in the nuts 8. White people attempting to act like black people 9. Old people trying to behave all young and hip 10. Some random ...

Worst of the Night: October 29, 2008
Published 19 days ago by Basketbawful (noreply@blogger.com) at Basketbawful
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting... Note: Thanks to Matt E. for the pic. The Sixers' defense: Ruh roh, Raggy. As a team, Philly must have suffered damage to the part of the brain that tells the hand to get in the face of open shooters. (I think it's the parietal lobe, right?) The Raptors nearly started a wildfire with their three-point sniping (almost 63 percent from downtown) and they also got a number of uncontested buckets at the rim. Said Elton Brand: "It's disappointing. There's (game) tape in the background and I see these layups they got. It hurts." It might ...