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The Fattest Coaches in CFB: Mark Mangino, Ralp Freidgen, Charlie Weis, Phil Fulmer, Tom Amstutz
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ALL YOU NEED IS GRUB
EDSBS — The constant use of fat jokes is really a pitiful crutch in the humor department. Half of all Americans are overweight, and thus make a facile target for the would-be junior varsity satirists of our nation. Really, how funny is it to point out something that shortens lives, lowers the quality of living for millions, and poses a grave threat to the integrity of our national health care systems, both private and public? Really: how fair is it to mock a coach simply because their metabolism runs at a rate which, in another date and time, was actually an evolutionary advantage? Is it fair to make cheap comedic hash out of people who ...

Video Of The Week: All You Need Is Grub
The Redshirt Señior — The Señior has made his love for the game's obese coaches known (see exhibits A, B, C and D), so finding a video that molded them all together in a way that not only celebrates their shear girth and also parodies The Beatles was like reaching into your cereal box expecting a decoder ring and pulling out Megan Fox. In a word: redonkulous. If you like this one, check out the rest of LSUfreek's videos. Worth the 10 minutes of your life you won't get back.

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