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Cage Writer: Will a Miguel Torres mullet get this young man a prom date?
squabbles.com: When You’re Trying To Move Up A Few Notches On the Dating Food Chain, This Is Counterproductive
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Humor from Torres, hadnt really seen it huh? RT @MiguelTorresMMA: http://tinyurl.com/ydbmrfb see you at the prom Arianny 21 days ago |
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RT You are too funny Miguel @MiguelTorresMMA Let me hook you up with a mullet. http://tinyurl.com/ydbmrfb 24 days ago |
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RT@dominikid809 @MiguelTorresMMA: http://tinyurl.com/ydbmrfb see you at the prom Arianny 30 days ago |
Will a Miguel Torres mullet get this young man a prom date?
Cage Writer —
Remember the young man who wants UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste to go to prom with him? He will stop at nothing to convince her, and that includes drafting former WEC champion Miguel Torres to help him out. Not only does Torres make the pitch, he gives Conner Cordova a mullet to make him more attractive.* Celeste said via Twitter that she is still not sure, but I can't help but cheer for Cordova. Give him a chance, Arianny. *I don't think a mullet makes someone more attractive, but Torres has a beautiful wife, so it must work for him.
When You’re Trying To Move Up A Few Notches On the Dating Food Chain, This Is Counterproductive
squabbles.com —
Conner Cordova of MMA Religion has been making a valiant (but certainly doomed) effort to get UFC Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste to go to his prom with him.
This will not advance his cause.
Arianny recently posted this to her Twitter account:
“Stalker or sweet? You be the judge.”
Having Miguel Torres as your corner and wing man can’t hurt, but I serious doubt even that will be enough to bring Connor the desired result.
I would say Connor has a better shot at being voted Most Likely To Pass Out At A Star Wars Convention than he does to cover the ...
