• EthanJaynes

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  I don't have a problem with this, as long as it was not after the 7th inning.

  Just playin :-)

  Posted 5/7/2008 respond (flag)

• cayleecaylee10

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  that baby has as many problems as i do!!!!jk lolz.....but he looks like hhe got jacked on beer!!!!i want to get drunk!!

  Posted 12/31/2008 respond (flag)

Toddler With Mohawk Hits Bottle At Baseball Game
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nP2c0lZGRU Watch as this kid works on dad’s beer bottle and hits on the ladies at a Chattanooga minor league baseball game. The same guy who captured the Phillip Wellman meltdown hit the jackpot with this kid. Little guy sees a chick and starts waving and giving her a smile. ...

VIDEO: Babies drinking beer at the ballpark? Always good fun
Bugs & Cranks — This video was reportedly taken at a Chattanooga Lookouts baseball game. According to the summary, the bottle’s empty, which helps explain why the guy on the left turns it upright when the baby turns it over… Notice how the mascot kindly inspects the situation and (this being eastern Tennessee) finds nothing amiss. Carry on. ...

Public Knowledge
Josh Q. Public —    Josh Q. Public:  All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered.  The point is to discover them.  -Galileo Public Knowledge: 1.  Can we say it now?  Still too soon?  I think not.  The New Orleans Hornets are for real.  Chris Paul is for real.  The Hornets smashed the Spurs once again.  It’s only the second time that a defending World Champeen has ever been smashed in the first two games of a postseason series by at least eighteen points.  Only the second time!  ...

Minor League Spotlight: Drunken Babies
FanHouse — Filed under: MLB Fans, MLB Video Minor League Spotlight is the MLB FanHouse's look into baseball's minor leagues. But you probably figured that out already. According to Bugs & Cranks, where I found this wonderful video, this reportedly took place at a Chattanooga Lookouts game, and the bottle the baby is drinking from is empty. I'm not sure I buy the fact that the bottle was empty though, I mean, do you see the way the kid starts acting after a few sips? While he starts the video relatively calm, and sipping on his brew, he ...

Video: Baby Drinking Beer At Baseball Game?
SPORTSbyBROOKS — Cameron Martin of BUGS & CRANKS passes along a recent video shot at a minor league baseball game in Chattanooga. Baby Drinks Beer At Minor League Baseball Game The clip, shot by local WDEF-TV Sports Director Rick Nyman , appears to show a baby drinking beer at the game (video after the jump). But apparently the little tyke isn’t downing the alcohol after all. Instead, the bottle is empty. Or is it? Has you ever known a bottle of beer to ever be completely empty? Well, at least besides the empties under Talladega’s Turn 3 grandstand?

BABY LEARNS HOW TO MAKE BASEBALL FUN
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — This video of a mohawked toddler sucking on an empty beer bottle was supposedly taken at a Chattanooga Lookouts game. Immediate reactions if you're a hypersensitive dipshit: shock, horror, apoplexy, fear, pity, surprising arousal, then back to horror.  What anybody knows if they have a kid this age, and luckily I do not, is that they'll suck on any bottle you stick in front of them. But there could be drops of beer left in the bottle, people may say. This being eastern Tennessee, none of that precious life-drowning-out elixir is going to waste by the father. He probably even drank his own ...

Drunken toddlers shouldn't be funny, but they are
Where Have You Gone, Andy Van Slyke? — I don't usually post stuff like this, but the Pirates are kind of boring lately and this video is hilarious. The kid is at a minor league game, but anyone that's been to a Pirate game in the last 15 years knows exactly why he's tossing that (allegedly empty) bottle back.

Baby Drinking A Beer with Dad - Good Call!
FanIQ Blog — One of the prouder moments of my life was when I first had a couple beers with my dad before a Spartan football game. I won't mention how old I was, but well below legal age. What I can tell you, is that I was definitely a lot older than this kid. A great week in parenting continues. WDEF's Rick Nyman - formerly of Phillip Wellman fame - captures video of this baby just chillin' at a minor league baseball game, drinking a beer. Of course, the beer appears empty, but still. Last weekend, two fine parents in New York just had to get their horse racing bet on, so they left ...

This baby already has more game than I do
Guyism » celebs — And can probably drink me under the table too. Check out this baby slamming beers and hitting on the lay-hay-hay-dies at a minor league baseball game. He has future White Sox fan written all over him. H/T: Busted Coverage

This Punk Rock Baby Knows How to Party
The Sporting Blog — Here is further proof that your father was right about mohawks leading to delinquency, drunkenness, nihilism, and dare I say, tomfoolery. Take it away, beer drinking, mohawk wearing baby: There are two obvious lessons to be learned from this infant at a minor league baseball game in Chattanooga: 1) Alcohol has the ability to alter one's state so drastically, that you'll actually be entertained by a mascot, 2) Today is the slowest sports day evar. (H/T: Bugs and Cranks ...

Even Babies Know How To Make Baseball Entertaining
AwfulAnnouncing — Bugs and Cranks is making the rounds with this hilarious clip of a curious toddler doing a little bit of imbibing during a Chattanooga Lookouts game. Enjoy.... Obviously there was no beer in the bottle, but it's hilarious none the less. Look how chatty the kid gets after throwing a few down. It even reminds me of my childhood *tear*. Babies drinking beer at the ballpark? Always good fun (Bugs and Cranks)

Drunk baby at the ballgame
Hail Mary Jane — Ok so don’t try this one at home people.  Thanks to the good folks at Bugs and Cranks, we have this video of a baby getting wasted at the game.  The description of this video states that the bottle is empty but I highly doubt that.  This baby looks really tipsy to me.  What do you think? Tags: drunk, baby

Baby gets drunk at the Ballpark, Video
NESW Sports, Sports Videos — Baby gets drunk at the Ballpark, Video. The title says it all. This genius is letting his baby boy tip back a brewsky. This is disgusting. I do not understand what he is thinking. I do not understand why the Mascot does not tell anyone. I do not understand why the people with the camera did not tell anyone. It is called accountability people. Look into it. We can not have Babies drinking beers at baseball games.

Baby's First Breathalyzer Exam: Priceless [Get The Tiny Handcuffs, Lou]
Deadspin — One of the reasons I don't attend many minor league baseball games in Tennessee: All the drunken babies. It's the Chattanooga Lookouts' popular Half Price Beer Night For Babies promotion, in which anyone two or younger can get completely hammered under the close supervision of team mascot Looie the Lookout (foreground). Suddenly Britney Spears doesn't look like such a bad parent, eh? If you like your babies with starter Mohawks and raucously intoxicated, then enjoy more in the video after the jump. OK ... actually, the beer bottle appears to be empty. But how did it get that way, and how many ...