• EthanJaynes

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  Glad this video went Viral. I just saw it on Youtube and knew that that guy was funny. I had no idea so many people hated the Vols this much.

  Thanks to everyone that linked up.

  Posted 3/12/2008 respond (flag)

I Hate Tennessee, Video, This Guy Hates the Vols
SEC Football Blogger — I Hate Tennessee, Video, This Guy Hates the Vols. Well, I am not one to spread hate, but I am one to spread funny. This guy is funny. He has plenty of things to say about the Vols. He has plenty of things to say about the Vols colors. He says something about the orange color looking like pumpkin seed throw-up. He can not stress it enough. This Bama fan Hate the Vols. If you think you can beat this guys rant, please make a video and leave the the URL of the youtube video as a comment on this post. Just make sure there is no cussing or anything like that. I will do a rebuttal post . I Hate Tennessee, Video, This Guy ...

ELOQUENCE HAS A THOUSAND FORMS
EDSBS — There’s many, many ways to express how you feel in an eloquent way. You could be a master of the epigram, like Rochefoucauld, for example: Men give away nothing so liberally as their advice. Pithy! Or you could just have an awesome accent and a deep, deep hatred of Tennessee. That’s a form of eloquence too, as this video points out all too well. “They low down, they dirty, and they snitches.” At no point have our own thoughts of Tennessee football or pumpkins been so succinctly put. ...

Bama Fans Don’t Like Pumpkins, Tennessee
Intentional Foul — This is an absolute brilliant find by Orson over at EDSBS. Absolutely brilliant. What we have is an Alabama fan waxing poetic about the joys of the Tennessee Volunteers. Observe: I think he said “I hate Tennessee” about nine times… in one minute and sixteen seconds. Tell them how you really feel! Don’t worry Bama fans, I don’t think the Tennessee fans like you much, either. Post from: Intentional Foul Bama Fans Don’t Like Pumpkins, Tennessee

The Things You Miss by Not Living in the South
Hi-Plains Drifter — In case you missed this on EDSBS...marvel... Oh, to have a rival. (Much less two.) One can only hope that "puke-filled-pumpkin" can become an official color for UT. We've always known that the Vols hue was entirely different than the sick-wit-it orange of, say, Auburn or Clemson but I think it was merely a semantic issue. Not anymore. We can now accurately describe Bruce Pearl's suspenders. Personally, I've got no beef with Tennessee--Bruce Pearl is another story--and I'd love to throw them some support here but they did lose to Alabama 41-17 last ...

This Guy is the Official Hero of RBR
Roll 'Bama Roll — h/t EDSBS I'm with commenter dixiehack: If there is a God in heaven, this needs to be on the JumboTron for pregame.

I hate Tennessee
Third Saturday in Blogtober — OK, SEC Football Blogger first showed us this video, and RBR has already called dibs for this guy to be their official hero, but I would be remiss if this video didn’t grace our website. Preach on, brother. I couldn’t say it better myself.. ...

So To Recap: He Hates Tennessee [They Some Snitches]
Deadspin — When asked why he hates the Tennessee Volunteers, this Alabama fan does not hold back. I'm not sure what my favorite line is here; there are so many great ones. • "They low down, they dirty, they some snitches ... I just hate Tennessee." • "I'm not a dog person." • "Their colors are throw-up orange. Like puke inside of a pumpkin orange, and I don't like pumpkins." • "Their stadium is like a garbage truck drivers' convention." I also like the last line by the reporter, who claims this as the best interview he's ever done. Look ...

HE HATES TENNESSEE
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — I've never really considered myself to actually hate the University of Tennessee, and yet I find it hard to disagree with just anything this sharp young Alabama fan says.  I also don't like Philip Fulmer.  I also hate that color orange.  And seriously: they some snitches. [EDSBS; Deadspin] 

God, I Love People
Dogs That Chase Cars — This was over at Deadspin, but it might be the best thing I've seen in months. Honestly, whoever invented YouTube, can I send you a box of Girl Scout Cookies?

If There’s One Thing For Certain, This Man Doesn’t Like Tennessee
Sports Blog - football, basketball, and baseball — I’ve seen this floating around some blogs now — Deadspin and With Leather — and though I like Tennessee, I feel inclined to post, anyway. It’s certainly clear from this that the man involved hates Tennessee, and he doesn’t like dogs. It’s also rather apparent that if the rest of Alabama’s population is this clear-speaking, then they’re getting cheated out of their tuition.

Bama Fan of the Week
deepsouthsports.net — ... This youtubes has been on damn near every site on the interwebs, but for the few of you who get out much (those who don't scour the blogs hourly) here's a proud Tider, talking about the "garbage truck worker's convention" that is "Nayland Stadium" and ...

Bama Fan of the Week
deepsouthsports.net — ... This youtubes has been on damn near every site on the interwebs, but for the few of you who get out much (those who don't scour the blogs hourly) here's a proud Tider, talking about the "garbage truck worker's convention" that is "Nayland Stadium" and ...

Ode to the Color Orange
Sons of Steve Garvey — From Deadspin, a video of an Alabama fan extolling the virtues of Tennessee. What does this have to do with the Dodgers, you ask? Well, we happen to have a rival who dresses in orange, too, and ths gentleman's thought-provoking sentiments on his rival's similar hue seem to resonate with us Dodger fans. And we too hate pumpkins.

Links
Cardinals Diaspora — Mark Lamping is resigning as the Cardinals team President effective immediately. Be worried. Cardinal fans, be very worried. Let me say this about the situation. I don’t really give a shit what the team President does. He’s not really involved in player devlopment, coaching or really anything making the product on the field win. By proxy he makes it easier on the people paid to do those things, but Mark Lamping didn’t cost any games at the end of the day. We have a new stadium, which is pretty average and we’ve won a World-Series with his help, so I guess I’m sad to see him go. Actually, ...

Friday Video Blowout
SimonOnSports — Everyone needs something to keep them occupied on Friday afternoons so the Friday Video Blowout was born. Spend your next few minutes, laughing, crying of laughter, pissing your self, whatever, but mostly wasting your companies time. ...

We’re so giggidy for college football season
The Sports Culture — Editor’s Note: Those chimes of College Football Live send shivers down our spines. And with 25 days until the season opener, The Sports Culture is set to deliver a comprehensive analysis of the Pac-10, Big Ten, SEC and ACC. Until then, here’s a free sample:

Tennessee Is Some Snitches
This is God Given — This is pretty old, but I have never seen it before. Also, it really reminds me of the AI “Practice” press conference. This guy has more hate for Tennessee than Miley Cyrus has for Selena Gomez.

Fan Appreciation Day: 10 Reasons To Hate Tennessee Dude
Double Extra Point — Quite possibly the best quote I've heard all year - Neyland Stadium looks like a "garbage truck worker convention." You're going to have to listen to this several times so you can truly absorb every philosophical reason to dislike Tennessee. I could never do this video justice by commenting about it. Let me just say that I love this guy. Thanks to DXP reader Paul for this gem.

Alabama Man Hates Tennessee
FanHouse — Filed under: Alabama, TennesseeThis Alabama fan hates Tennessee and is awesome: That's a comprehensive takedown of everything from school colors to the stadium to Smokey to pumpkins, and is one of the rare times "hilarious" inter-school "smack talk" is not "eye-gougingly bad." One thousand cocktails to you, Alabama guy who hates Tennessee.   Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

KSK 2008 NFL Prekakke: AFC South
Kissing Suzy Kolber — You must be at least this fat to root for one of these teams. HOUSTON TEXANS Five Fast Facts About The Texans: - On the Simpsons, Fat Tony’s last name is DeMico. Close enough to DeMeco Ryans’ given name to lead me to believe his mom is a fan. Maybe we can be friends. - Kevin Walter wishes he was only confused with Kevin Curtis because they share a first name. - The best quarterback in franchise history is Matt Schaub. I’m not even a Texans fan and that makes me want to drink. - Demarcus Faggins’ nickname is ...

Apples, Oranges, Pigskin (Update: What the fuck is Rob talking about?)
Gheorghe: The Blog — Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to the season's first episode of Futile Superfans, Gridiron Chapter. In which one of us provides a profanity-laced but more than a little insightful preview of a major college football contest, and I write about William and Mary - profanity quotient TBD, as I'm making this up as I go along. For this weekend's appetizer, Jimmye Laycock's (well, there we go with the profanity already) William & Mary Tribe takes on regional rival Norfolk State under the lights at Zable Stadium. (And, hey, according to this, venerable Zable's sporting a new FieldTurf rug. This is a tremendous development ...

Pat Summit undergoes shoulder surgery after attack by raccoon
TheScore.com Blog — I'm too lazy to read the body of the yahoosports.com article about this incident, but from their headline and first sentence I'm just going to go ahead and assume a raccoon leapt from a tree and sunk it's garbage stained mandibular lateral incisors into the shoulder of Tennessee women's basketball coach Pat Summit before she ripped the wretched beast from her flesh and pummelled it's skull with her bare hands.   What could be provoke such an attack? I've devised the following possibilities. i) The raccoon had rabies. ii) The raccoon was not a raccoon, but in fact, a ...

This Idiot Can Post a Video
NESW Sports, Sports Videos — This Idiot Can Post a Video. This is a direct response to Moondog Sports post “Any Idiot Can Post A Video“. That blog is written by my good friend Fred “Moondog”, so don’t think there is any kind of a blog war brewing, because there is not. The post goes through the ins and outs of his hard work, and how easy it is to post a video instead of writing. He makes great points, and I felt the need to respond because all I do is post videos. I actually have some pretty strong feelings towards this because I put a great deal of work into the site, on the blog and behind the scenes. ...

Could there ever be a more perfect time to post this gem?
Roll 'Bama Roll — Could there ever be a more perfect time to post this gem?

Thunder Collins Ain't No Snitch
Double Extra Point — According to Thunder , he was found guilty because he didn't 'snitch' on his friends. Like he said, 'if you're going to be a rat, be a rat. But at least tell the truth.' That's just standard protocol in the drug underworld - everyone knows that. Besides Thunder's friends, guess who else is a bunch of snitches?? That's right, Tennessee. This is just one more opportunity to show one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time from the DXP archives . That's right, it's the ' I Hate Tennessee ' Alabama fan. Unlike Thunder's buddies, you gotta love this guy.

Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call [College Football]
Deadspin — Not only did college football return to us last weekend, it brought back a classic genre of the YouTube age—the overstimulated SEC fan boiling over with rage as they watch their team fail on TV. Okay, maybe they aren't all SEC fans, but this kind of passion does seems to run a little deeper below the Mason-Dixon, doesn't it? This is "Ricky." He is angry. Fortunately, he has a steel chair handy so he can smash things when necessary. When he threatens to drive to Atlanta and shoot a referee in the head over a personal foul penalty—after he fucks the ref's ...

Gators Slip One Over the Trojans, 56-6
Gator Tailgating — Image Despite a slow start in the first quarter, Tebow, Brantley, and Co. managed to hang half a hundred on the Troy Trojans in a rainy day at the Swamp. The Gators started off slow in the first 15 minutes with a 7-3 lead after the first quarter. After that, the field was wide open as the Gators worked Troy with the ‘bonsai’ fast-break offense starting with a 36 yard touchdown pass to Riley Cooper. The Gators ended up with 655 yards of offense for the day, making it the second game in a row where they had over 600 yards of offense. With this victory, the Gators also tied the 1995 team for 12 wins in a row. Other scores for the Gators ...

We REALLY need to get this guy on the RBR Radio Hour this Wednesday night.
Roll 'Bama Roll — We REALLY need to get this guy on the RBR Radio Hour this Wednesday night.

From A Bama Fan: "I Hate Tennessee"
ALABAMA SPORTS TALK — "I Hate Tennessee" -This is an oldie, but a goodie in the YouTube sports world.  Check out the video below. ...