• ontheverge

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  ooohhhhh

   a kick from golden balls himself that left the DC guy with blue balls. Thats the stuff that hollywood movies are made of.

  Bend it like Beckham baby

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• phanatic74

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  Wow -  That guy has some balls . . . .

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• getin2thegame

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  Yes, that's Luciano Emilio.  He was obviously fine, because he scored two goals later in that match !

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