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When Oversized NBA Mascots Attack [NBA]
Deadspin —
I'm a huge fan of the hidden camera show brand of humor, which, when done well, can be pretty darned hilarious. Following the jump we have a good example, courtesy of the Houston Rockets. It reminds me of the old British show Trigger Happy TV, which was on Comedy Central briefly a while back. Those guys were twisted; notice the shock on the faces of these unsuspecting picnickers when three people in squirrel costumes suddenly beat up a man at a nearby table and drag him into the woods. Almost as funny: A giant Houston Rockets mascot bear comes to life at a mall and scares the crap out of passersby. Enjoy. ...
Alright, here's what we should do with that other nightmare fueling mascot....
The Grizzoulian —
Houston mascots enjoy completely freakin’ people out, getting kicked in the balls
The Sports Culture —
Caution children under the age of 12:
(Actually, strike that. This includes people above the age of 12, too:)
Bear-like Houston Rockets mascots enjoy scaring the shit through your jeans, down your legs and through your socks. Classic freak outs ensue:
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