It’s Always Sunny: Dick Towel
InGameNow — From the creators of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Dick Towel. What a week….first, we find Shocking Gloves, and now, the Dick Towel. Dennis is not using this “I’m suddenly famous” thing to his advantage, he should have been able to get that chick naked. If I was the star of It’s Always Sunny, I would pull 10 girls a week (or roughly 10 more girls a week than I am currently banging). InGameNow’s Jay had this reaction: ...

4:20 Flick: Dick Towel
Hail Mary Jane — Everyday at 4:20 pm EST, there will be a new random funny video for you to smoke and laugh at. If you have a funny video that ...

This explains the whole Lisa Olson thing...
mass hysteria — So Zeke Mowatt wasn't actually flashing his junk at Lisa Olson...he was just using a dick towel! Only $19.95. Funny. Functional. Sexual.

DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW JAMBALAYA ZYDECO TRUE BLOOD VAMPIRES
Kissing Suzy Kolber — Some people sincerely want to push Carolina as an upset possibility over the unbeaten Saints because cornball Cajun bag of suck Jake Delhomme has never lost a start in the Superdome and John Fox is 7-0 there as a head coach. And hey! They’ve won three of their last four. Even if two of those wins were against the Redskins and the Bucs, while the loss came to the goddamn Bills. They’re primed for the role of spoiler! All right, fine, Sedrick Ellis and adopted fake-Asian Scott Fujita are out, so conceivably Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams could run wild and ...

Always Sunny’s ‘Dick Towel’ Is Now Totally Real
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? — I didn’t catch the new “Always Sunny” until Sunday night, but it was pretty epic. Not only did Charlie bust out the “Kitten Mittens” as promised, but Mac and Dennis premiered the “Dick Towel” which gives you the option of flashing either your “tiny bird” or “huge junk” without actually being naked. Secretly, it is a great marketing ploy, which explains why they made it real — you too can now buy a Dick Towel. God Bless America.