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youtube.com - 4/20/2008

Bronson Arroyo JTM Classic Commercial Montage (video)

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Cincinnati Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo rocking about the new JTM meat products.

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BRONSON ARROYO WILL SHILL YOUR MEAT
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — Yeesh, that was worse than Death Wish IV. I would rather see which butcher trenchermen such as C.C. Sabathia and Bartolo Colon endorse rather than a gangly 6'5" caterwauler who's not even 200 lbs. -KD {The Slanch Report} 

Bronson Arroyo Will Not Let Anyone Forget That He Plays the Guitar
The Sporting Blog — This is not the first time that Bronson Arroyo has been featured in a commercial for a really crappy looking product , wailing away on a guitar near some loser that likes to eat. And it probably won't be the last. Arroyo likes to sell things and play guitar. And clearly, judging by his 5.48 ERA, he cares more for those things than letting Dusty Baker destroy his arm pitching well. Tuhhhh-gaaaaathhheeer Aggggaaaaain. Ugh. At least everyone left Peter Gammons' dignity and soul alone this time. Via With Leather

Bronson Arroyo sounds like an even suckier Daughtry
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. — Daughtry fans of the world, take heed: your favorite singer is no longer merely one notch up from Nickelback on unfortunate existence ladder. Bronson Arroyo’s commercial for whatever that sandwich-esque product above has officially bumped your boy up. Congratulations. (Video HT: With Leather) Part of me thinks Bronson is doing the whole intentionally-over-the-top thing here, which would be fine in and of itself, and of course I have no music talent either so I should probably just shut up, but man, that is some bad ad slogan music right there. Oh, and don’t ...

Bronson, the Queen City Rock Star
Hugging Harold Reynolds — HHR would like to send out a special congratulations to Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo, who notched his first win of the season in pitching Cincinnati past St. Louis last night in a 4-3 victory. There's been quite a bit of consternation about Arroyo's start to the season, which to this point has matched Barry Zito's in awfulness nearly pitch-for-pitch. The Reds hope this is a sign of good things to come, because without Arroyo throwing at least decently, you know Dusty Baker will do all he can to simultaneously wreck the promising careers of Aaron Harang and Johnny Cueto by having them throw 130+ pitches per night from now until September. Or until ...

Reds on Win Streak
(Obsolete Feed) — The Cincinnati Reds are on a two game winning streak beating the Washington Nationals 5-3 on Thursday night and 3-0 today. And what did that get them? Out of last place in the NL Central. That place is now beheld by the Houston Astros who are a game behind the Reds. Thank you Griffey for the two-run homer. And thank you Arroyo for the shutout. Hey ...

The Red Report: Bronson Arroyo
Red Reporter — Bronson Arroyo #61 / Pitcher / Cincinnati Reds Height: 6-5 Weight: 195 Bats: R Throws: R Born: Feb 24, 1977 ...

Just A Whole Lot Going Right Tonight
The Bucky Channel - The World of Sports from Wisconsin's Perspective. — You wanna know what it feels like to be a Reds fan tonight? Watch this video I stumbled upon after hearing this song in the car. It sooo painful, soooo uncomfortable to watch that it is comical. I mean in respect to that video.... how was this printed and shipped? Those guys appear to be pretty fond of each other, if you know what I mean. Anyway, it was a laugher tonight on the field even if you were a Reds fan. The Brewers crushed the Reds tonight 15-3. The game was really over before it started. The Crew put up a 5 spot in the top of the first as Corey Hart knocked in two ...

Bronson Arroyo Becomes The First Candid, Indignant Supplement-Using Baseball Player
MOUTHPIECE Blog // A Chicago-Addled Sports Blog — Bronson Arroyo, of course, is best known as a rock and roll legend who sings about take-and-bake beef hoagies. But did you also know that he’s a baseball player? Well, he is! He was teammates with David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez when they failed the famous drug tests back in 2003, and when the news broke, he admitted that he himself used performance-enhancing drugs prior to 2004. Sources can’t confirm this, but it’s likely that he stuck out his tongue and mimed a nonspecific guitar riff immediately after doing so. He’s not done “riffing” (that is an obscure and hilarious guitar reference). In an ...