Video: Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett’s Cap N Crunch Rap
MKRob's Sports Blog —
Related posts: Video: Martellus Bennett’s Tour Of The Cowboys New Stadium Video: Leroy Smith’s Get Your Basketball On Video: Father Involvement Commercial By PSA Video: Soccer Reporter Takes Hit, Hilarious!!! Video: Aaron Shutway Makes Unbelievable Shot
Martellus Bennett's Cap N Crunch Rap
THESPORTINGMUSE.COM —
Here's a new joint from Marty B TV. And it's very funny!
Video: Martellus Bennett Cap’n Crunch Rap
YOU BEEN BLINDED —
Martellus Bennett (or Marty B) is a back up tight end for the Dallas Cowboys and another on the long list of athletes that wanna be rappers. Marty B’s first go round with the mic landed him in trouble because of his lyrics. He’s toned it down to Will Smith level with his latest rap about one of the greatest cereals of all-time, Captain Crunch. ...
Smokey’s Potpourri
Cubicle GM —
Salutations, internet. I planned on doing this big ol’ piece comparing my rise through the ranks of life and Hollywood with that of Adam Morrison, but life throws a wikid curveball sometimes and you, dear reader, get to be the lucky recipient of my mind drivel. Without further ado, here be a potpourri of the brain… One of the greatest nights of the off-season occurs on Thursday night: the NBA Draft. You’ll be subjected to loud suits, mind-boggling trades, and maybe, if you’re lucky, a funny commercial ...
I Think Marty B Likes Cap’n Crunch
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
Just the thing you need to gonzo up your day is Marty B rap-rhapsodizing about his love for Cap’n Crunch, which is capped off with him cerealkkaking himself in the face. I’ve come to the conclusion that Martellus is a real life version of Big and is really a 9-year-old kid who went to a fortune telling machine and transformed in a full grown professional football player. Only he’s happy with the change and not interested in returning to his old life and having a proper childhood. Just think for a moment how close the Cowboys were ...
Bennett Extols the Virtues of Cap'n Crunch
The Sporting Blog —
The offseason is long and truly torture for NFL fans. I mean, isn't it time for camp yet? I know we all experience a little bit of burnout as fans after the draft, but it's clear that we aren't the only ones who are bored. ...
Martellus Bennett's 'Black Olympics' Are Exactly What You'd Expect
The Sporting Blog —
You probably know who Martellus Bennett is by now. Tight end for the Cowboys, cereal rapper, dinosaur fighter. He might be from another planet.
Or, then again, he might be just another goofy kid. Case in point, his Black Olympics video he uploaded to YouTube a couple days ago. Here: ...
Texans Down 'N Dirty: Random Diary and Blog Updates Edition
Battle Red Blog —
A quick update for all the faithful (more likely just bored) readers who check on the "Down 'N Dirty" everyday: I just got into Chicago on Sunday and I have a fairly rigorous schedule for the next three weeks, so if every so often there aren't posts up, it's a combination of there simply not being enough worthwhile news out there, as well as a lack of willingness to post said info when I'm so busy. However, I am finding out when I'll have free time and whatnot, so I should be good on days when interesting news is posted. Any Texans fans/readers that live in Chicago by any chance?
In an effort to fill up space, ...
Fantasy Football Sleeper/Bust Alert: Matt Cassel and Martellus Bennett
Midwest Sports Fans —
I hadn’t planned on writing a fantasy football post today, but two pieces of information I’ve heard over the last 24 hours have compelled me to do so anyway. And with most fantasy football drafts either already completed, underway, or fast approaching, this is must-have information. ...
Fantasy Football Week 1 Sleeper Picks
Midwest Sports Fans —
It’s only Week 1, so the reality is that you shouldn’t be scouring for weekly matchup sleepers yet. With only few exceptions, owners should simply be filling out their lineups with their top picks at each position and then waiting for Sunday. (And if you’re not doing this, you may want to ...
Man Behind the Mask: Martellus Bennett
Heels in the Huddle —
YouTube is well-known for featuring hilarious videos. And several members of “America’s Team” do not disappoint when it comes to online entertainment. The Dallas Cowboys have featured locker room antics caught on tape by Tashard Choice (not sure how ol’ Jerry feels about them) will have you in stitches. (Thanks to Choice’s vids, Marcus Spears is now another favourite of mine).
But I’ve bookmarked one channel in particular. With the “Cap’n Crunch” song ringing through my ears (more on that later), I’ve decided the next Man Behind the Mask is tight end ...
