Tiger: Even In Chinese It’s Funny
Josh Q. Public — Like my main man @Unsilent said, Best. Anything. Ever. Thanks @RickMaese: Peace out homies. Six two and even!

Things to Read: 12/1
Tremendous Upside Potential — Send tips to rickhouse@blogsbyfans.com. And don't forget about my Bulls post at FCP. The Chinese news nails the Tiger story. Via a million different bloggers.   Desipio: Chip Carey, fisted to the curb by TBS. ...

The Chinese Know What’s Up
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Latest Tiger Woods News: New Woman, CG Reenactment Video Surface
Midwest Sports Fans — I’ve been following the Tiger Woods story very closely since it all broke this past weekend, but have stayed away from posting anything on MSF. I feel compelled to post something today, well, because the Chinese deserve some major props for doing what no one in this country could do: produce a CG reenactment of that fateful night when Tiger Woods’ world changed forever. Video, plus new rumors of another woman, after the jump. Via TMZ.com, the video below aired on a Chinese news broadcast and shows the two different versions of events ...

Video Re-Enactment of Tiger Woods Car Crash…in Chinese
Not Qualified To Comment — I don’t have much to add to this other than that it is freaking awesome.  The fact that I can’t understand Chinese makes it even better.  Psycho cyber-Mrs. Woods looks pretty mean with that golf club in her hand, no? h/t: Midwest Sports Fans ...

Here's What Really Happened To Tiger That Night
No Guts, No Glory — I knew it would all be explained sooner or later. Fan of No Guts, No Glory? Subscribe to our feed! or Follow us on Twitter! ...

As Tiger Woods' World Turns: Digital Recreations and Dubious Mistress Claims
The Sporting Blog — Before we get to this alleged other mistress of Tiger Woods, you must drop everything and watch this video: The two scenarios being played out are outstanding. It's not enough for a newscast to just explain what might've ...

Weirder by the minute: TigerCrashGate in animated form
Devil Ball Golf — The most amazing video you'll see today: the Tiger Woods saga, in animated form, courtesy of a foreign-language TV news station. See how things (may have) unfolded behind closed doors! Thrill as animated Elin chases down animated Tiger! Gasp in horror at the violent wreck! It's all here ... Help in identifying this would be greatly appreciated, but wherever it is, they're not particularly worried about libel or slander. Let's hope TMZ doesn't take this approach when documenting the other allegations against Tiger. (Animated visor tip: Dan Wetzel.)

Chinese Crack Tiger Woods Case With Dramatic CGI Re-Enactment [Tiger Woods]
Deadspin — Simply ... incredible. We are through the looking glass, people. [TMZ, MSF; See also this.] ...

On with Terry Meiners from 3:30-4:15
Kentucky Sports Radio — leachmeiners If you are in the listening area of 840 AM, WHAS (which basically means the entire Midwest), I will be on with Terry Meiners from 3:30 to 4:15 today to talk the Cats. You can listen via the radio or at WHAS.com ...

Chinese TV Depicts the Tiger Woods Saga (Amazing & Hilarious Animation Ensues)…
Steady Burn — In lieu of any hard news to report regarding the developing Tiger Woods investigation (unless you’re a Tool Academy fan), the hilarity of speculation has reached its precipice. Tiger: Even in Chinese, Is Funny (Josh Q. Public)

Reenactment Explains Everything in Tiger Woods Auto Accident
FanHouse — by Ryan Wilson Filed under: Sports Media, Current Events, GolfDespite a Tuesday press conference from the Florida Highway Patrol, more questions than answers remain in the Tiger Woods investigation. Like, say, why a law enforcement outfit with limited resources is wasting so much time on a single-car accident in a gated community that involved a hydrant and a tree? But thanks to some resourceful folks half a world away, we have a crack in the case. Courtesy of this revealing exposé we now know exactly what happened in the minutes ...

Tiger Woods Fined $164 for Careless Driving
SportsFilter — Tiger Woods Fined $164 for Careless Driving : The Florida Highway Patrol has issued a careless driving citation to Tiger Woods over the Friday night front yard fire hydrant crash heard 'round the world. The agency will not seek search warrants for his medical records, will not pursue criminal charges and said that no one involved has made claims of domestic violence, which suggests that the massive gossip tsunami of the past four days was for completely bogus. However, at least it resulted in this glorious Grand Theft Auto-style Chinese news re-enactment . [image] posted by rcade to golf at 04:01 PM - 3 comments

Hot Clicks: Must-see Chinese report on Tiger Woods; Ashley Greene
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Helping You Understand the Tiger Woods Situation
RCS Sidelines — Confused by what's going on with this whole Tiger Woods ordeal? No I'm not talking about the allegations of another woman who says she had an affair with Woods (surprise, she was on VH1's Tool Academy) or Florida Highway Patrol issuing Tiger a ticket.  No, that's not the real issue. How can anyone be aware of what happened that night without poorly computer animated video of the accident? Don't worry, Chinese News is here to help -- and it's amazing.

Video - The Chinese Have an Explanation for What Happened to Tiger Woods
Bob's Blitz — The Chinese and Yahoo! Babel have the whole Tiger Woods' accident figured out: Woods confessed that unclear wants to run, the wife was mad, outside holds the golf ball rod to pursue goes out the... Full story: http://www.bobsblitz.com Best Amazon prices for Blitz Subscribers: http://got.to/BlitzBestDeals ...

The Chinese use "The Sims" to re-create Tiger Woods Accident
Outside the Boxscore — Alright, they didn't use the Sims but this video might be the top of the awesome list for things that you need to see this week. This comes to us from a Chinese news channel where they are reporting on the Tiger Woods accident and then decided to break out the 3-D computer simulations. You see, there is another use for 3-D computer simulations, after all. (Courtesy of Josh Q. Public) ...

Last Call
The Phoenix Pub — What did you lot do all day? Well whatever it was, here’s your reward for slogging through it: Better? Okay, how about this video to make you laugh? Honestly, this was  teh most re-enactment EVAR. I particularly like the look on the CGITiger’s face… Okay folks, off to Sportress of Blogitude with you for Last Call! ...

Chinese broadcast answers all questions about Tiger Woods’ crash
The Sports Culture — Everything is finally cleared up now, and we know everything we need to know about Tiger Woods‘ one-vehicle crash and his relationship with his hot Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren. Thanks for clearing the air, Chinese broadcast! ...

Tigergate the Movie: For Those Lacking Imagination
Just a Bit Outside Sports — Below is a CGI-based simulation of what may have taken place based on different theories and accounts from Tigergate. It's a pretty impressive...waste of time: So, what's your theory?

Chinese Win the Internet With CGI Re-Enactment of Tiger Woods’ Accident
The Last Angry Fan — There’s not much I can add to this spectacular piece of CGI goodness, compliments of the Chinese.  Except that it’s awesomeness is off the charts. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is the Chinese re-creation of two possible scenarios on that fateful night… Absolutely the best thing you will see on the Internet today. [via TMZ, via Deadspin]

Asians make everything easy to understand
Corporate Thuggin' » sports — Found this through a Bill Simmons retweet earlier today: I’m sure if I understood any of that, I would have heard the word allegedly used along with their reenactments.  Maybe Invincible Period can translate.

Grand Theft Automations
The Goose's Roost — By Chris Some videos for your amusement. Sean Leahy linked to this on his Twitter account. It shows what Patrick Kane would have looked like if he had assaulted that cab driver in a “Grand Theft Auto” video game. And unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know Tiger Woods was in some sort of mysterious car accident over the weekend. So here’s an Asian TV station’s take on it using “The Sims.” We could only ignore this mess for so long.

Video Footage Of Tiger Woods Drama
The Common Golfer — This Taiwanese news station couldn’t stand the lack of video/photo surrounding the Tiger Woods car accident.  So they did what any reputable news outfit would do: they made their own!  The best part is how they intermingle actual video of the Florida Highway Patrol with a re-enactment of Tiger getting beat down by Elin. ...

Chinese CGI Tiger Woods Is Greater Than Anything CNN Could Dream Of
The Play In California — So this is what it sounds like when doves cry. From The Play in CA, a California sports humor blog

Daily Dump: MNF Sound Levels, Ladies In Red Bikinis For AIDS Awareness, Serena Williams Boob Salad, Chinese TV Tiger Woods Accident Animation, Free Lunch With Ochocinco, Google Street View Prostitutes, And Natalie Portman’s Legs
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football — carolina_ardohain_coca_cola_photoshoot_2 Carolina Ardohain getting soaked for a Coca-Cola commercial. So Bobby Bowden is done. You think? We mentioned it earlier this fall. Bowden just stood on the sidelines like an old guy at a lunch buffet in line for the salad bar. We could care less but it’s time to head home and talk shop with Terry, Tommy and the grandchildren. That opens the door for Joe Paterno – to extend his lead in all-time coaching victories . Let us go out on a limb and say JoePa gets his 400th and pulls a Bowden. LINKS! mail@bustedcoverage.com Today’s Dump:….we get started with Girls In Red Gallery for AIDS Awareness [ ...

CHINA’S TIGER WOODS CRASH RE-ENACTMENT
With Leather — Obviously the video just below these words has been everywhere by now. It’s the Tiger Woods story as reported by a Chinese (I presume) news network, complete with awesome CG re-enactment that would put all those nerds playing with the Half-Life engine to shame. It just goes to show how much more innovative and awesome everything in Asia is. I credit communism. ...

Newsworthy Video of the Day
Lock$treet Sports — Hilarious.  15-second mark is where it gets good.

December 2, 2009: Tiger Woods Voicemail; Marilyn Monroe “Pot” Film; Iverson Returns
FanSided — The most important things in the universe.  Ranked.  Daily. 1.  He’s Buying a New Yacht Called “Leave Me the Fuck Alone.” The Tiger Woods story has not diminished in magnitude since the weekend, but has instead grown, like a pus-filled boil that’s now big enough to make you actually consider going to the doctor.  Tiger would like to lance the boil and let the gook ooze out ...

Taiwanese news outlet leaks footage of Steve McNair playing Tiger Woods in "Grand Theft Auto: Windermere"
The Sports Hernia Blog — Tiger-Woods-Chinese-Video If you haven't been privileged enough to take in the following footage, throw on one of your prized early 90s rugby shirts and please do so at once.

Yet Another Worthless Tiger Woods Speculation
JoeSportsFan.com — I was scouting quasi-foreign mustache cultures in Puerto Rico during the Thanksgiving week when news broke of Tiger Woods’ accident in front of his home near Orlando. I’m happy to report it was just as pervasive in the Caribbean as I found it to be in the Continental U.S. upon my return. Since then, musings on what happened and why have been rampant and ugly: Was he drunk? Seems not. Why was he colliding with a fire hydrant and neighbor’s tree at 2:30 a.m.? It would appear he was arguing with his wife, left the house in a rush, and the accident occurred. Did his wife take a swing at his car with one of ...

Why China Will Soon Dominate the World
Travis Rodgers NOW! — Maybe the single greatest reason why the Chinese have blown by the US, and will soon run the entire universe, if they don’t already. Animated re-creations of Tiger Woods arguing with his wife. Perhaps the greatest use of a computer since Apollo 11. Why China Will Soon Dominate the World is a post from: Travis Rodgers NOW Travis Rodgers - Beyond Coverage

Tiger Woods Rumors Lure the Tabloids to Golf...
Grouchy Golf Blog — The tabloid media has grown in prominence dramatically over the last several years. Gossip around the private lives of celebrities has overtaken actually substantive topics across America's water coolers. Nothing is more telling than the simultaneous explosive growth of TMZ and PerezHilton.com in contrast with the near bankruptcies being faced by legitimate news stalwarts such as the New York Times. ...

If Only The Florida Highway Patrol Had This Video!
SPORTSbyBROOKS — Rick Chandler at NBCSports.com’s Out Of Bounds should be ashamed of himself for withholding this crucial video evidence from the highway patrol. (What, did he get a “hefty seven-figure amount” too?) Chandler must’ve known Florida had no ‘withholding delightfully crude Chinese CGI video as evidence‘ statute on the books - like we have here in California. (That’s in fact what ultimately got Phil Spector.) The video, from China’s Apple Daily, is deftly translated as “broken windows at night to save his wife crash ...

Shocking Real Video Footage of Tiger Woods Accident (via Taiwan)
Shea Hey — Mayhap many you are tired of the endless Tiger Woods coverage. Or maybe some of you are confused by all the differing accounts of what happened. Where to turn to get the facts? With American Journalism dying rapidly, the Taiwanese have thankfully stepped in to set the record straight. So, here it is, the first, the last, Nay, the only word needed on Tiger Woods' "accident." Slight translation needed, perhaps, but really, this succinct video speaks for itself. ...

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Stupider Like a Fox!” Edition
Hire Jim Essian — Oh, dear. In one offseason, we lose Mark DeRosa, and now folk hero Jake Fox is no longer a Cub! (HT: Luis) For whom will ridiculous Cubs fans blindly root? What will they do? I guess they could just celebrate the fact that Aaron Miles is no longer a Cub, either. One midget middle infielder down. Two left to go. Anyhow, it’s been two weeks since we had a Roundup, so there are a lot of items we need to hit. Thanks, as always, for the great tips. Away we go. Rudy Jaramillo is apparently preparing for the upcoming season the same way I am. Watching videos. Although mine might be a bit more ...

Friday Video Blowout 12/4
SimonOnSports — I'm bringing back the blowout because well it's time for people to waste at least 10 minutes watching video every friday again. The Chinese know what happened to Tigger Woo. "I'm a football player". Best closing to an ad ever? I wonder what Max Hall thinks about Utah... Dunked on and kneed in the nuts. A Double Whammy. He was just trying to avoid the False Start. I think. ...

The Tiger roundup
LEEInks — OK, you’ve been trying to avoid all the Tiger Woods talk this week. You’ve tried to remain above it all. But you’re weakening. No need to apologize for wanting to know the details, as Greg Doyel of CBSSports.com explains. But Gene Frenette at Jacksonville.com writes that we can’t be surprised anymore by an athlete “falling off the fidelity wagon,” so let’s just focus on the golf. Michael Wilbon of The Washington Post wrote an interesting column about how Woods now tops the list of athletes outed for being unfaithful, due in part to the timing. In case you need to get up to speed, here’s a good ...

The Simple Truth
Waggle Room — The Simple Truth The recreated true story of Tiger's demise!