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fadango ahhaha.. this has to be one of the funniest videos ever -
McLovin Oh man, that was funny -
EthanJaynes The Teddy Bear ...... Has teeth. :-) -
Ben Q. Rock Chris Berman joined Ballhype just so he could vote this story down. How else to explain its one negative vote? -
The Pro Where has this gem been buried. That's an awesome clip! Likely some cameraman who kept it all along. Bermie pissed him off so he posted it.
Berman is a jackass anyway. Predictable, little knowledge of sports and painfully a complete phoney.
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shinsano I think that was a Coors Light he took a sip off of. -
majorplay3 yo this was hilarious, how this didn't get leaked earlier i do not know. But what was he sooo mad about? -
Rourke Good for him! -
RyNoSauce he might have been ok with everybody passing under the camera if they made the "wooophhht" sound effect. -
addefenedum I've always appreciated Berman's analysis and have considered him a real asset to ESPN. It's unfortunate that the studio crew was in disarray. However I take strong exception with Chris's misuse of God's name. Very innapropriate and unprofessional. Obviously Chris has misunderstood the 3rd commandment from Exodus 20:7 which states: " You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain." I pray the LORD to have mercy on Chris anyone else who is a blasphmer. Chris is a sportscaster who is good humored and engaging. I hope he realizes the seriousness of such an offense in God's eyes and his need to repent. Peace!!! -
meech.one I'm hoping these never stop coming out.
He would be much more entertaining if he acted like this on-air.
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Patrick I remember running into Chris Berman at the Hard Rock Cafe in Toronto around 1993. I was about 13 at the time and my family was on vacation and waiting to get a table at the Rock. Out of the restaurant walks this giant guy who I quickly recognize as Berman (for anyone younger than about 20, back then Sportscenter was THE PLACE, and I mean only place, to get sports recaps and highlights back then). I was pretty excited to see this famous guy I watched religiously on TV, but in the 5 seconds it took him to walk through the waiting area, I remember realizing that he was an asshole (at 13!). Something had obviously pissed him off in the restaurant and he was marching out and swearing up a storm as he hustled through the waiting area. I remember he didn’t make eye contact with anyone and he was practically pushing people out of his way as he stormed through walking as fast as he could. Thanks to the power of video, today we all realize this is typical Chris Berman, but I remember at the time being devastated that this fun guy on TV was such an ass in real life.
Chris Berman Is Somewhat Perturbed With The Help [Chris Berman]
Deadspin —
We have no idea why it has taken eight years for this video to come out ... but we think it was worth the wait.
Chris Berman Does NOT Like Distractions
Intentional Foul —
It looks like the golden fleece of sports-related videos has been found (via Deadspin)… I know I can’t stop watching it. While this little ditty will probably be short-lived on YouTube, it will probably go down as an instant classic. What we have is the Mount Rushmore of ESPN, Chris Berman, GOING OFF on some staffers who decided to walk in front of him during a taping.
In short, he was not amused:
Wow. That right there is HOURS of entertainment. The event is so monumental, Berman deserves one of his own silly nicknames… Maybe ...
Shocking News: Chris Berman Is A Douchebag
Boiled Sports —
I'm not normally one to just lift a post from elsewhere and pass that off as posting, but this is one I just had to bring your attention to. I think most of our readers know of or regularly read Deadspin. And if you don't, you should check it out. Regardless, I just jumped over there for a minute since I hadn't yet today and they've got the following video of Berman posted. I share it here again because all of us here at BS unequivocally cannot stand Chris Berman. He's a dinosaur whose schtick was never funny or nearly as clever as he believed it was. Plus, I think it's safe to say we all always thought he was probably this ...
“With Leather” hates in studio help
Niner Noise | A San Francisco 49ers Blog —
While everyone else is analyzing punt returns and special teams I like the lighter side of things. That’s why I bring you the best of the best of the best of the best. It’s to bad we don’t have the Berminator predicting that it’s going to be the 49ers vs. Bills in the Superbowl (for the 17th straight year). Oh well..C’est La Vie It’s to bad that Deadspin doesn’t include a trackback link or even embedding code for the version on their site, so I could give them real credit for this. That Will Leetch guy gets everything first.
ESPN's Chris Berman loses it big time
Guyism » celebs —
The fact that this was eight years ago does not detract one smidgen from my of enjoyment of it.
H/T: Deadspin
The Schwam Goes Off!
The Commission —
Gangsta D: Damn Chris. How do you really feel? Wow. Like...wow. Oh yeah, wow. I think he said Jesus more often in a minute and a half than T.D. Jakes said in his entire sermon last Sunday:) Da Realist: That was funny as hell. I'm not gonna bust his balls though. Sometimes a man gets frustrated. That sounds like me sometimes i gotta admit. I come home after a long day and my precious daughter still thinks she's at daycare. She's yelling, screaming and jumping on everything like she has no sense. I try to take a nap. Da Wife casually tells her to be quiet 1000 times while Da Kid happily ignores her 1000 times. When I bust out of the room this is what I ...
Chris Berman is not Amused
Talking NFL —
If you haven’t seen it yet, prepare yourself for the greatest sports anchor meltdown ever caught on tape! (Warning: NSFW)
You’re with me, Temper Tantrum!
Let’s be fair to the Swami; he’s not the only famous anchor to lose his cool with the production crew:
Or with ESPN, for that matter…
(note: if the Berman clip has been pulled, you can see it over at Deadspin. They have it permanently embeded. God ...
Chris Berman Goes Crazy On His ESPN Staff
FanIQ Blog —
Deadspin provides us some comedy gold. Chris Berman goes postal on his staff for apparently moving while he's talking. JESUS, this is funny.
Like Mr. Leitch, we're curious why this hasn't come out within the last eight years and we're equally intrigued to see how quickly it's taken down. Enjoy ... quickly. ...
You're With Me, Jesus
The Battle of Alberta —
Not hockey related, but I just had to share. Via Deadspin. Haven't we all had days like this? I know I have. Glove tap to Muhly for the link.
YOU'RE WITH ME, TWO-HOUR MOVING JESUS
With Leather —
Deadspin provides us with, whoa hold sti- I, Jeeeeeeesus. It's been up there for two fucking hours! WhaIuhhh, [flails arms wildly] Has anyone worked on blogs before around here? Jeeeesus. Ca-can I just link to this? Does it really take that much effort? That's so goddamn rude! -Christmas Ape
BERMAN BLOWS A FUSE
ProFootballTalk.com —
BERMAN BLOWS A FUSE Posted by Mike Florio on January 31, 2008, 4:00 p.m. There’s only one word to describe the following clip. Holy crap. [ Editor’s note: Boomer uses more than a few bad words. Make sure the kids aren’t in the room.] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnC8BtNBNLo UPDATE: Several readers have pointed out that Berman takes a swig at one point from a Diet Coke. The general consensus is that it isn’t working. Permalink | Trackback Previous: “LOYALTY CLAUSE” NOT HAMPERING JOHNSON Next: TIKI SAVED COUGHLIN? Comments are closed. 2007, Football Talk, LLC. All Rights Reserved. The views, ...
High Five
Foul Balls —
A quick look around the interweb while putting out all those burning crosses at home plate You gotta read the Super Bowl Jamboroo. [ Deadspin ] If Barack Obama is elected President, he'll owe it all to Da Coach. [ SportsbyBrooks ] I'll do my Super Bowl pick tomorrow, but in case you were wondering what Mike Vick thought. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber ] John Kruk is in the new Aqua Teen this Sunday night. [ The Postmen ] I try not to link to the same blog twice, but I couldn't not link to this Chris Berman video Will got his hands on. I'll post the YouTube here, but it'll probably get taken down at some point. Oh, and it's a little ...
Afternoon Run, 1.31.08
Dime Magazine —
- Chris Berman knows television production. And when you don’t do exactly what he wants, you can bet your ass he’ll let you now about it . (WARNING: Foul language) - I know that if I was a bird, my only objective would be to not have a cat eat me. Well, that and poop on someone’s face on live television . - New Jersey is amazing . Especially during Halloween.
The lighter side of Chris Berman
The Sports Hernia Blog —
This feel-good video has definitely made it's way around today, but because we've given Chris Berman such a hard time over the past year or so, we felt it would only be fair for us to join in on the action and share the other side of the husky-voiced wing gobbler. This footage took place in between commercials, ya know, that short allotment of time where Berman isn't sweating through your TV. Chris Berman is somewhat perturbed with the help ...
And you thought Blog Show guys were bad
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. —
Deadspin is the king of all sports blog media, and today is a pretty good reason why. Not only does the ‘Spin have Big Daddy Drew’s Jambaroo — which somehow manages to mine BDD’s genius in new and titillating ways every week — today also saw what is, without a doubt, the greatest Chris Berman video in the history of everything.
In one minute and twenty-two seconds, Chris drops five emphatic Jesuses, three fucks, and two goddamns, not to mention a reprise (albeit in a different spirit) Vin Scully’s famous “I don’t believe what I ...
Chris Berman Dislikes it When His Employees Move Around
MVN Outsider —
Greatest. Video. Ever.
I’ve watched this five times, and it only gets even more hilarious with each viewing. I have nothing else to say, except that the guys at Deadspin are the absolute best for tracking this down. Enjoy (just be aware that there’s some bad language):
ESPN's Chris Berman Is Sorry to Explode
FanHouse —
Filed under: NFL Media Watch, ESPNYou may have already seen this at Deadspin or The Big Lead or Pro Football Talk, but it's so amusing that we can't pass it up here. It's Chris Berman, thinking he's not on camera and getting furious with someone off camera. And it's very, very profane: I have no idea who Berman is mad at or why this is surfacing now when it's apparently eight years old. But it sure is funny, especially when Berman appears to calm down, says, "I'm sorry to explode like that," and then proceeds to swear some more.Permalink ...
Video of the day.
Sports Media Watch —
Video contains expletives. Courtesy The Fanhouse .
Chris Berman Reminds You That You Had 2 Fucking Hours to Move
Walk Off Balk —
I realize this video is everywhere, but I feel it's just one of those videos that needs to put posted if you have a blog. Well here it is. If I close my eyes, it's eerily similar to how my dad used to yell at me. And my dad hates Chris Berman. Weird. Chris Berman Goes Crazy [Deadspin] ...
Don’t ever piss Chris Berman off EVER!!!!
Hail Mary Jane —
If you ever distract Chris Berman during taping, prepare to get cursed out. This is funny as hell because in the middle of cursing out all of his co-workers, he drank a sip of bud light and continued. Nice!
I feel your pain Chris.
I just love youtube. If wasn’t for youtube than priceless videos like this would be lost forever.
I am legally required to post this Chris Berman clip
Morning Buzz —
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Chris Berman Goes Crazy
Mondesi's House —
As the YouTube clip says, the title says it all....
Whoooooooooooop!
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? —
So, we didn’t watch this until we got home from work, and boy are we glad. This types of shits is what gets us fired most of the time - that being loud ass obscenities coming from Youtube clips. Deadspin, of course, found it, and it’s Chris Berman going on some insane tirade to the camera during a “cut” break on Monday Night Football about eight years ago. Just ridiculous.
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Chris Berman Goes Psycho
The NFL Guru —
Watch as ESPN’s host Chris Berman goes crazy in front of the camera.
WARNING: This video contains a few F-bombs.
Wow, somebody needs to get this dude a chill pill.
Chris Berman Meltdown
crashburnalley.com —
Chris Berman Meltdown February 1st, 2008 Posted in Media , Blogs , Internet , NFL Thanks to Lisa H of the FOX Sports blogs for making me aware of what may be the most hilarious rant I’ve heard in a long time. This ranks higher than the Jim Mora and Dennis Green tirades, and ekes by Todd Stottlemyre . Edit: Apparently, I’m slow, because this video has been posted in a number of different places.
Web Gems: Berman Goes Nuts
Chew Them Out —
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The Weak Ender
The Hater Nation —
Sadly, loyal THN readers, the Lingerie Bowl is no more. What are those Real World alumni going to do now? Or Big Brother. Not that it matters much, that Go Daddy commercial had it all over the Lingerie Bowl anyway, but still. You have to miss a game where the contestants actually seemed to care. Compare that to the modern NFL. The Super Bowl has turned into a football convention and you almost feel that the players are relieved that they don't have to play in the game. They say the right things about wishing they were in the big game, or how hard it is to be in Arizona and not be playing. They are still wandering the ...
AaronGleeman.com — Link-O-Rama If you missed my lengthy breakdown of the Johan Santana trade in this space Wednesday or feel like reading a slightly altered version in a much different format, the entry was reprinted as a column on Sports Illustrated's website. I'd never written anything for Sports ...
Chris Berman Goes Crazy
The Wiz of Odds —
This video is quickly making the rounds in the blogosphere but credit goes to Deadspin for being the first site to post it. ESPN's Chris Berman loses it in 2000. Comes with a strong language warning.
Chris Berman Blows a Nut
College Football Forum —
The clip below is obviously a few years old due to the amount of hair atop Mr. Berman's noggin. But due to the beauty of YouTube, somebody must have just decided to let this one "slip" out there as it was just posted this week. (HT: DH)
Jesus Christ on Monday Night Football
PlayersPrayers.com —
"It's so God damn rude!"via sports books | spirituality books
Berman goes boom!
Valentine's Views —
I have no idea when this took place, but it's a great rant. It's ESPN's Chris Berman like you've never seen him before. It's been making the Internet rounds, so you may have seen it, but I had to use it as a Friday Funny. Warning: Strong language, so be careful where you watch it. ...
Super Bowl Predictions
The World of Isaac —
The World of Isaac was lucky enough to talk to some Celebrities, politicians and athletes this week and let them weigh in with their Big Game Predictions. Pacman Jones: "So let me get this straight, the strippers are offered with the house? I'm making it rain bitches." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Senator John Kerry: "I think the Patriots will win because as you know, I'm a Massachusetts Senator. But I really like the Giants, so I'm changing my mind. ...
Chris Fu*%#NG Berman FU*%#NG Snaps on Monday Night FU*%#NG Football
JoeSportsFan.com —
Chris Berman sucks. You know the story: he came up as the creative, cool announcer who did those "wacky" nicknames and eventually became his own worst enemy. In 2008, he's become a caricature of himself - still following the same schtick to the dismay of millions of sports fans around the globe. ...
We Couldn’t Resist
The Big Lead —
Going to post this for a second straight day because let’s say you had a crummy commute to work, and then you reached your office, where a sizable pile of TPS reports awaits you. You want to talk LOST and the Super Bowl, not actual work! The karmic Gods needed you to know something: They taketh away (no Dana Jacobson video) and giveth (this). Again, props to Deadspin for finding this instant classic.
Fear not, there will be no more repetition for the day.
Where is Chris Berman’s $%&#&$ Danish!?
Empty the Bench —
A hearty Tip O’ the Cap for this gem…
Where is Chris Berman’s $%&#&$ Danish!?
Empty the Bench —
A hearty Tip O’ the Cap for this gem…
Have You Seen “Berman Goes Nuts” Yet?
Mind Rite Sports -- Quality, diverse sports coverage —
This is all over the sports blogosphere, and I first saw it on AOL Sports’ Fanhouse , who got it by way of Deadspin , The Big Lead and/or Pro Football Talk . This is a dated (8 years old) yet hilarious clip of Chris “da-da-da-da-da Raiiiiddderrrrzzzz…….z……z…” Berman going absolutely berserk on some behind-the-camera persons, dropping f-bombs galore, apologizing, then dropping a few more. Thank you, Berms, for providing us with our entertainment going into the weekend.
Can't Everybody Stop...
Five Tool Tool - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back —
and wonder how much someone at the World Wide Lemur hates the guy to let this leak? (Caution: NSFW dialogue.) http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back!
Freak Out Friday
WVMountaineerSports.com —
This is what I felt like yesterday morning when I found out my site was sha-hacked. This might be a weekly post, might not be, but it’s Friday so enjoy.
(Thanks JWilson for the vid)
The Chris Berman Freak Out.
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Chris Berman Freaks Out
Sliding Into Home: A Yankees Blog —
In honor of the upcoming Super Bowl, here's a video of Chris Berman flipping out. *language warning*
Yea, I've Mailed it in this week...
Kid Cleveland —
To prove this point, I'm about the be the 80,000-th person to post this video. It doesn't mean it's not funny nonetheless. Super Bowl prediction: Patriots 41 - Giants 17
Chris Berman blows up on set of MNF
postgameheroes.com —
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Why not?
Construda —
You've probably already seen it as its pasted all over the blogosphere after Deadspin unearthed it yesterday, but you can never get enough of this hilarity.
Chris Berman Goes Off
Sportsocracy.org —
You’re with me, leather.
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Flying Pigs
120 Proof Ball —
We've all heard the statement, "When pigs fly," as sort of a sardonic response to someone suggesting an unlikely event may occur. Out here in sunny Southern Cali, that statement has been replaced with, "When Mitch Kupchak makes a shrewd front office move." Well, it looks like we might have to retire that statement. The formerly embattled Laker GM has slowly won over some of the L.A. faithful with the realization that not trading the emerging Andrew Bynum for Jason Kidd was actually the right call. If the reports on espn.com and Yahoo! that the Lakers have acquired Pau Gasol from the Grizzlies for Kwame "Stone Hands" Brown, talented rookie Javaris ...
Shhhh! Chris Berman Is Concentrating
wrigleyville23 —
Very old, but worth it. Found at Ace of Spades.
Chris “Douchebag” Berman
Wax Heaven —
Nothing like a fall from grace, specially when it’s caught on video. This has very little to do with baseball cards but there is not much going on in the Hobby world until next week when Upper Deck & Topps goes live. I should have a couple of boxes of each product by the end of the month so expect new video box breaks and product reviews ...
ESPN Oozes of Professionalism
BroncoTalk —
If you didn’t see Chris Berman’s audition for greatest YouTube video ever last week, go check it out pronto. At least now we know what set him off:
Chris Berman Goes Crazy
Love Without Nagel's Sports Blog —
This video has been circling the wagons world wide web for a few days now. With all the ranting and offending going on in the LWN blog, I thought it would fit our content nicely.
*This was from 2000.
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Don't Move!
BostonsportZ —
Whatever you do, don't move if you if you ever see ESPN's Chris Berman live. This is NSFW
Top Ten Tirades, Ejections or Dip Shit Fans.
Top Ten Chicago Sports —
10. Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy. 9. Cardinals coach Denny Green. 8. Like "Sweet Lou" wasn't gonna make the list. 7. Brewers vs. Cubs. 6. Major league tirade for the Minor league skipper. 5. ESPN's Chris ...
ESPN’s Chris Berman: More Creepy Videos Leaked
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
A couple more video clips of Chris Berman acting the fool have been leaked onto YouTube. The first features the booger man making multiple passes at a female employee on-set. It must be seen to be believed:
The second is more of Berman acting like an a$$hole to the crew of Monday Night Football:
And here’s the original Berman clip, as he spirals into Nietzsche-like madness: ...
More Berman Tapes!
The700Level.com - Philly Sports & Minutiae —
Oh man, this one is good. Berman: "Did you squirm a little bit?" Courtesy of the always entertaining SportsByBrooks.
The original after the jump.
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And...Let's Just Get This Out Of The Way Early [Chris Berman]
Deadspin —
Two more Chris Berman videos have been unearthed from their dusty graves.
The first one (above) is not as mind-blowing as the original jeeezuschrist-capade loosed upon the world during Super Bowl week, but this one showcases Chris Berman's subtler way of undermining an production crew.
The second one can be seen over at the Sports By Brooks. This one...well, just watch it. The creepy back-and-forth between Berman and "Rebecca" plays like the opening dialogue of a sexual harassment training video.
But all of these videos should teach everyone a valuable lesson: ...
Three New Chris Berman Behind The Scenes Rant & Rave Videos
Sportaphile —
I’m convinced theres something wrong with me, because similar to the situation with Tony Kornheiser, I’m one of the few human beings who actually enjoy Chris Berman on the air. It’s actually the guy next to Chris I can’t stand (Tom Jackson), but thats another post for another day.
Last week a video surfaced of Chris Berman behind the scenes cursing wildly at his staff between takes. I never bothered posting it here on Sportaphile because it was practically on every other site in the world, but now I can’t resist myself. Three new videos popped up tonight, and I just have to share. (thanks to SbB for the heads ...
Three New Chris Berman Behind The Scenes Rant & Rave Videos
Sportaphile —
I’m convinced theres something wrong with me, because similar to the situation with Tony Kornheiser, I’m one of the few human beings who actually enjoy Chris Berman on the air. It’s actually the guy next to Chris I can’t stand (Tom Jackson), but thats another post for another day.
Last week a video surfaced of Chris Berman behind the scenes cursing wildly at his staff between takes. I never bothered posting it here on Sportaphile because it was practically on every other site in the world, but now I can’t resist myself. Three new videos popped up tonight, and I just have to share. (thanks to SbB for the heads up) ...
Someone out there has it in for Chris Berman
Guyism » celebs —
How else do you explain this video and these new ones below suddenly appearing on the Internet? Teleprompters can be so annoying... How you doin'? Do you talk to your mom with that mouth? Frankly we couldn't be happier. Berman is a giant douche who needs to be taken down a few pegs. H/T: SPORTSbyBROOKS & Sportaphile
Weekend links with Jon Marthaler
Randball —
Happy Hockey Day in Minnesota! I know that many of the RandBall regulars are hockey haters (or, as they’d so unoriginally put it, “hoc-key?”), but I’d encourage those that hate puck to at least try some out this morning. Watch some of the outdoor game from Baudette this morning at 10 am. Just do it as a favor to me. Stick around for some of the clips of Minnesotans talking about hockey in the state. Just try it, this once. I swear, it’s better than you remember.
Enough proselytizing.
*Since it’s Hockey Day, we start with a hockey story: Joe Juneau, in addition to having one of the NHL’s greatest-ever ...
It’s Official: Someone has a Serious Beef with Chris Berman
MVN Outsider —
You may remember that, about a week ago, this hilarious video of Chris Berman chewing out his staff was released to the interwebs. Now, if no further videos Berman’s off-air antics ended up getting leaked, I would have still been completely satisfied…after all, that’s easily the best YouTube video I’ve seen in the new year.
But apparently, a single clip of Berman’s douchebaggery wasn’t enough. So, within the last 48 hours, not one, not two, but three additional behind-the-scenes videos of the ESPN anchor have been released. Enjoy (and keep in mind that there’s some bad language in these…especially ...
Chris Berman Likes Wine And Dropping F-Bombs, But Mostly Dropping F-Bombs
FanIQ Blog —
Since it's kind of slow this afternoon, I figured you'd need something that would grab your attention. This should do it. You may remember that Deadspin recently found a clip of Chris Berman going off on his MNF staff. If you thought that would be the end of it, you thought wrong. We've got three more videos for your viewing pleasure.
Here's the first, courtesy of Deadspin, which I strongly caution you is NSFW.
Here's another mini blow-up.
And lastly, our good bud Jubanator14 first found this video more than a day ...
More uncovered videos of the ever articulate Chris Berman
Hail Mary Jane —
More and more of these Chris Berman meltdown videos are being leaked onto youtube and aren’t we all happy about it? LoL!! Here are a few more videos like this one uncovered last week.
Chris Berman the linguist:
Heres our buddy trying to get at some female co-worker. Nice try man.
Is it me or does Chris Berman really whine a ...
The Chris Berman Chronicles
Josh Q. Public —
It’s just been Bermantastic on YouTube lately:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Malkin' a case for the MVP
Battle of California —
Whoo boy, tonight's pun-based headline was brought to you by Chris Berman's intern-destroying rant. Anyway, I hate to admit this (since I write about the Stars and the Pacific Division), but the Penguins have always been my favorite team. That's right. I grew up in East Rutherford, NJ (where the Devils used to play before Barry Melrose insulted Newark) but wasn't about to root for those trap-happy-soul-sucking Devils. So I latched onto Lemieux, Jagr and Co. and the rest is history you don't care about. So, like I was saying...the Penguins beat the Kings tonight, 4-2 (including a goal by Jordan Staal, otherwise known as ...
I like him more and more
Five Tool Tool - The Sports Blog That Loves You Back —
Honestly, the World Wide Lemur needs to release more of Chris Berman's blue period. Another dozen or so of these, and I'll be ready to forgive him for the Home Run Derby. (And in the words of the great man himself, I F'ing Lied.) ...
Chris Berman YouTube Video Poster Talks To Busted Coverage
Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football —
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA0Hos6bxJU
The latest video. Berman schmoozes staff to land a table for friends
The past 2 weeks have brought us several Chris Berman videos that have set the blogosphere on fire. By now you know the videos. Berman goes crazy. Berman talks wine. Berman yells at staff. In all, there ...
Baseball Giggler Interviews
Diamond Hoggers —
The talk lately has been about some suspect Chris Berman videos that found their way onto YOUtube. Here's the best baseball could do to match those. And by match I mean coming nowhere close. First, Burt Blyleven Then you have Rick Sutcliffe doing his best Joe Namath And now for the grand finale. Berman going wild. Not once, not twice, but 5 times. Personally, my favorite would be the video in which he talks ...
Baseball Giggler Interviews
Diamond Hoggers —
The talk lately has been about some suspect Chris Berman videos that found their way onto YOUtube. Here's the best baseball could do to match those. And by match I mean coming nowhere close. First, Burt Blyleven Then you have Rick Sutcliffe doing his best Joe Namath And now for the grand finale. Berman going wild. Not once, not twice, but 5 times. Personally, my favorite would be the video in which he talks ...
There is no such thing as too much Chris Berman video
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. —
This is Friday night, smack dab in the hours when (presumably) no one reads sports blogs because anyone who would deign to read a sports blog is off getting boozy. Including yours truly.
But it would be shame if no one saw these. They are, of course, more Chris Berman footage, footage designed to make Senor Berman look every bit, I don’t know, mean? Creepy? Drugged-out? It’s better to just watch:
In situations like these, it’s important not to take things out of context. After all, that wouldn’t be fair to — ...
Lots More Berman
BostonsportZ —
Last week I posted the leaked video of ESPN's Chris Berman flipping out, that is sweeping the internet. Well, whoever leaked that one has leaked five more. Only some of them are NSFW. Funny stuff! In this one he talks about "smuggling" from Canada Here he tries to schmooze a table. Here he just swears like crazy about all kings of stuff. This time he's pissed about the ...
Our Brief Conversation With The Guy Releasing All The Berman Videos [Chris Berman]
Deadspin —
Over the weekend, we emailed the infamous "ampex2000," the guy who has been releasing all those amazing Chris Berman videos that are out to destroy God. We were looking for an interview. Unfortunately, Busted Coverage beat us to it. But we still talked to him anyway.
Here's the full transcription:
Have you had this videos for a long time, or did you just come across them? That is to say: Have you been sitting on them? We ask because the timing of the first one was quite savvy; it came out right during Super Bowl Week, when it would get the most exposure.
I'm sorry but I ...
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Chris Berman Complains About the Prompter
FanHouse —
Filed under: NFL Media Watch, ESPNIn assembling the oeuvre of leaked videos showing ESPN's Chris Berman saying embarrassing things when he thinks the cameras are off I somehow neglected to post this one, in which he complains about the teleprompter: The Berman videos have been a fun diversion at the end of the football season. I hope we're not done with them. Previously on FanHouse: Chris Berman Calls Al Michaels a 'F---head' ESPN's Chris Berman Explains How to Smuggle Codeine From Canada ESPN's Chris ...
10 Guys Who Need a Valentine’s Day Hug
EveryJoe » Sports Rumors —
Love is in the air this week, so here are 10 people in the sports world in need of a hug. Maybe they’ve had a rough year, maybe the public doesn’t like them, or maybe they’ve had one too many SpongeBob-made Crabby Patties–whatever the reason, Cupid made us do it.
Mike Gundy The rant heard ’round the Internet last fall made him a target of both support and ridicule.
Trent Green The 2007 QB for the Miami Dolphins just got canned. Ouch! This makes him the fourth consecutive quarterback on the team’s chopping block. ...
Picking Up The Blitz Ver 3.6
SOX & Dawgs —
You all by now must know how I feel about ESPN’s Chris Berman. He’s a pompous ass of a windbag and that’s being nice. And nothing tickled me more than to see the release of the video’s of him in action behind the scenes at the WWL.Currently ESPN is in search of the “Greatest Highlight” and Berman was their choice to deliver the goods on a nightly basis until this is done. Now I don’t know about you but part of what makes the highlight great for me is the call by the announcer at that game.
ESPN in its ultimate wisdom has decided to take the audio track out of the highlight and let Berman do ...
Red-White Game Activities
The Hog Tale —
Razorfest 2008 is coming up this Saturday and finishes up with the Red-White spring game or as I like to call it, the battle of the two best teams in the SEC. This event is coordinated by Champions for Kids and is a wonderful event for children and benefits several local charities such as The Elizabeth Richardson foundation, The Brandon Burlsworth Foundation, LifeSource International, Camp Barnabas, St Francis Community Clinic, Yvonne Richardson Center, and the Arkansas Support Network. Old Spice is putting up an actual Pirate ship and will be giving out pirate eye ...
The Chris Berman Video Collection
Sports News and Other Cool Crap - The HOS —
The Chris Berman Video Collection [image] From beloved fancy catch phrase football commentator to world renowned mega spaz! We here at Thehouseofsmack.com think that it’s only appropriate that we post the Chris Berman off air freakout video extravaganza that was leaked earlier this year, only because we werent’ around then, and it fits. Here’s what we could find that hadn’t been yoinked down from YouTube yet. [props to EVERY EFFING SPORTS BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE.] Comments
Jon Vilma on M & M (and M)
ChicksInTheHuddle.com —
[image] I promised it, you asked for it, and thanks to a mid-week energy boost courtesy of the Hornets, here it is. Below is “part deux” of my interview with Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma. It’s all the delicious goodness of a real sports interview, without all the trans fatty f-bombs of a Chris Berman temper tantrum. On Money : Jonathan Vilma’s got money on his mind; and not just his money but yours, mine, his teammates and even little kids. That’s right, even your kid’s $2 a week allowance. But rest easy, this well paid NFL player doesn’t want to take your money or even help you spend it. He wants to help you save it. Vilma ...
Create Your Own Sports Network Draft
Grind It Out Sports —
With the amount of sports that J and I watch, we aren’t always blessed with the cream-of-the-crop announcers - especially if your team is struggling at the time. There is nothing worse than B-list announcers in a game you perceive as being important. You want to keep the volume up to absorb the atmosphere. The sounds of the ...
The 10 Best & Worst Sports Moments Of 2008 [Mid-Year Edition]
Sportaphile —
10. Mario Chalmers’ miracle 3-pointer - Kansas was shooting horribly from the arc all night and found themselves down with only 10 seconds left in the game. Chalmers’ big shot sent the game into over time, where his team won of course.
9. D-Wade buys his mom a church - We all love to chat endlessly about sports drama and shine too much light on negativity, but this story with Dwayne Wade was the exact opposite. He bought his mom Jolinda her own church to celebrate her seventh year of sobriety and a remarkable turnaround ...
Paintin’ the Town Black and Gold
ChicksInTheHuddle.com —
I , Nola Chick, am proud to report that despite several bottles glasses of red wine, I survived Sean Payton’s Black and Gold Gala without any restraining order violations, invasion of personal space warnings, or wardrobe malfunctions on the 50 yard line of the Superdome. Or at least…not that I can remember.
The evening lived up to my high expectations. There were fired up Saints fans in the mood to party, celebrity guests, and Saints players, bold enough to walk around body guard free among common folks like me. Ain’t that right Zach Strief?
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Here’s A Bulletin From The Muppet Newsroom…
Melt Your Face Off —
[image] MYFO would like to welcome another contributor to our blog: the one, the only, the Muppet Newsman! He’ll be recapping last night’s action and taking you through the headlines, links and miscellaneous mishmash. He’s a much maligned anchor and has had a rough go of it throughout his career, so please treat him kindly . [image] Here’s a MYFO Muppet News Flash: it has been reported that Melt Your Face Off has entrusted me to deliver the news to you, the loyal visitors of this fine site. I am honored to be held in such high regard after all these years. Thursday morning and all’s well. Greetings, readers. Dateline Dallas, Texas: The former North ...
Will This Man Affect the Future of Democracy?
Rumors and Rants —
By the time you read this post, it will probably be moot. But when you must resort to borrowing internet access from unwitting neighbors, timeliness takes a backseat to whenever you can get a post online.
In what will likely be their last televised interviews before Election Day, presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain will shoot the bull with ESPN’s Chris Berman during halftime of Monday Night Football. We can only assume that the ghost of Tim Russert is even more horrified than it was by the Bills’ performance against the Jets on Sunday.
We didn’t get exact ...
Election Night: An Excuse To Stay Up Past 8:30 [Weekly Buzzsaw Countdown]
Deadspin —
Well, it's here. When I was a kid, Election Night was one of the few nights of the year I was allowed to stay up past 8:30. (Seriously, my bedtime was 8:30 until I was a freshman in high school. And you wonder why I still wet the bed.) I never knew who any of the candidates were, or even what the "D" and the "R" next to their names meant — sometimes I'm not sure I know now — but it was like having 100 different sporting events going on at once, with updates coming every 20 minutes. We didn't have cable. This was as close as I had to March Madness. I loved it. Now, of course, I'm superficially more educated on ...
ESPN Sportscaster Microphone From Toys R Us
FanIQ Blog —
Have you ever dreamed of being a sportscaster for ESPN? Now you can make that dream seem like a reality, with the Zizzle ESPN Sportscaster Microphone, available at Toys 'R Us.
With his microphone, you can:
Flip out on your co-workers without fear of retribution
Trip ...
The Media Circus
JoeSportsFan.com —
Just when you think the NFL has found every way to exploit its game, it goes and does this.
Next week, a game between the San Diego Chargers and the Oakland Raiders will be broadcast live in 3-D to theaters in Los Angeles, New York and Boston. It is a preliminary step on what is likely a long road to any regular 3-D broadcasts of football games.
The poor Chargers. First they can’t wear their throwback jerseys as much as they’d like, then they travel to London for a game with the Saints and now they’re featured in movie theaters against the Raiders. And all so that Roger ...
Worst Sports Christmas Presents Ever
FanIQ Blog —
Every year, Christmas is a tough time for a lot of people. What do you get the sports fan who has everything? You have to find something original and different, but a lot of times "original and different" is code for "crappy and unwanted". In order to help you narrow things down a bit, here are 12 gift ideas you should definitely stay away from. And if you read this and say "I want that!", then you may want to seek professional help. ...
Chris Berman To Receive Pat Summeral Award
AwfulAnnouncing —
I'm sure Chris Berman has a ton of awards (he has been at ESPN for 30 years), but this one will be special. Berman will be given the Pat Summerall Award which of all things is given to someone who has "demonstrated character, integrity and leadership". Yes, this guy is being giving an award which embodies integrity.... ...
Christian Bale Probably Did Beat Down His Mom and Sister
Major League Jerk —
This is the Christian Bale I know
To be honest, I couldn’t pick Christian Bale out of a line up. I know the name, and I know he’s a huge star, but I haven’t seen many of his movies. No, I haven’t seen the Dark Knight yet and realize I’m probably the only person under 75 that ...
mmmm, Gumbo.
Boiled Sports —
Good morning, ladies and gents! Hope your week has gone well. I have a bunch of thoughts floating around in my head and wanted to put them down on the greatest site in all of the land...Here we go. MLB Bud Selig can suck it. That jack was asleep at the wheel during the home run era, and allowed the moon shot increase to be blamed on the mythological "live ball" instead of cracking down on PEDs. Now, we know everybody and their moms in the league was juicing (except about 10% of the players)...and he's throwing A-Rod under the bus. It is true though, A-Rod admitting he had cheated is very ...
Following Peyton, Tiger and Berman's General Obnoxiousness Around the Quail Hollow Pro-Am
The Sporting Blog —
Words by Jim Ryan, who excels at all country club sporting activities.
Many pro golf spectators say they like to attend the pre-tournament pro-ams more than they like to attend the tournaments themselves. They’d probably say it’s because the crowds aren’t as large and the players are more accessible on Wednesday. It’s also, of course, their last chance to see golfers as bad as themselves for the rest of the week.
To this duffer’s disappointment, the players he followed Wednesday morning at the Quail Hollow Championship pro-am did not, in fact, suck. The pro ...
Ralph Wilson’s Induction Speech Preview
The Goose's Roost —
by Ryan
Today it was announced that Ralph Wilson has selected none other than ESPN’s Chris Berman to present the Bills owner at the Pro Football Hall of Fame induction ceremony.
This is… unsettling news. Some people love Berman around these parts for his circling of wagons and such, but we’ve already seen a taste of what Chris will be saying in August.
I mean, I’m sure he will iron out a few kinks and it will be solid. Maybe add in a few “Deux Deux Deux“s and watch the magic flow. ...
This Week In F—k You: Chris Berman
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
We’re in the slowest stretch of the offseason now: the dreaded post-draft period. There’s no football on, and there won’t be football on for quite some time. You’re angry. You’re hateful. We understand. At KSK, we’re hateful too. Of all things, at all times. Hating is what we do best. So, in that spirit, I’d like to present you with our new off-topic (or on-topic this week) offseason feature…
THIS WEEK IN FUCK YOU.
Every week or so, we’ll be taking our lack-of-football-related depression out on any number of deserving targets: people, things, abstract ideas, ...
FRIDAY ANGELS ROUNDUP: Angel / Dodger Preview, Scioscia Love
Halos Heaven —
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by Tony Gutierrez - AP
Los Angeles Angels manager Mike Scioscia, right, explains the difference between digital and hi-def televisions. ...
Chris Berman "stunned" and "humbled" to present Ralph Wilson
TheDailyBlitz.com —
ESPN anchor Chris Berman will present Bills' owner Ralph Wilson for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on August 8th in Canton, Ohio.
Per Alan Pergament of the Buffalo News, Berman is both "stunned' and "humbled" by the honor.
Berman, who spoke at Wilson's surprise 90th birthday party, said, "Apparently that was a big hit. I didn’t know I was auditioning for the Hall of Fame and I don’t think I was.”
As presenter for Wilson, Berman will relinquish his master of ceremonies role, which he's had for the past decade, for this year's induction ceremony.
“He never really is ...
6 Best Sports Rants to Get You Through the Day
Cubicle GM —
Mostly just because I need one location where I can access my favorite sports rants from the last few years, below is a buffet, the best of the best, for your viewing pleasure. Your boss too focused on a non-issue? Boom – Iverson talking about practice. Some fool in the cubicle next to you dreaming of a promotion or a big bonus come December? Boom Jim Mora talking Playoffs? Some intern, or coworker from another department ruining your project? Boom Berman is for you. Being micromanaged? You’re a man, you’re a Director. Need any opportunity to remember the good old days of Denny Green or Kellen Winslow back at the U? Yeah you know ...
