I.T.M. Rzayo24: P-L-A-Y-O-F-F-S Edition!
The Phinsider —
I wasn't sure how to start off my post this week - I'm so stinkin' confused. I'm honestly not even sure this is real. I feel like I dated a fat chick my whole life, and she went on "The Biggest Loser" and all the sudden I'm dating a super hottie. Then I took that dime-piece to New York, and had her rub it in her ex-boyfriends face. I pretty much feel like that, but this is way better. I have weighed the options, and this Phins season is now ahead of beautiful women - go figure. Don't judge me. Women are everywhere; seasons like this one come around once in a lifetime. Yeah, I probably (er hopefully?) will see 11-5 ...
¡ OH AN HE SEXY !
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
Hirsute loverman Dolfan Dan does the Super Bowl Truffle Shuffle. After this disturbing turn of events, I am retrospectively glad Miami got that ass beat last weekend.
Don Shula must be spinning in his grave. He’s not dead or anything; he just loves to strap his coffin to a big gyroscope and go for a whirl. He says it livelies up the old blood. Funny guy.
Inside The Mind of Rzayo24: Dolphins Fever - Catch it!
The Phinsider —
You know - sometimes being sick ain't such a bad thing. Once you get passed the wishing for death thing - it's kind of relaxing. On Sunday I was treated to "Dolphins in bed." Today I'm finding all these channels I never knew existed - like "TVLand" - which is currently running a Married with Children marathon - uh awesome? Kelly Bundy was my kind of chick - classy gal that Kelly. You get to spend quality time with your pets - whom I had pictured talking to each other and cooking while I was gone all day. Not the case - but maybe they just knew I was staying home - I'm on to them. In addition, ...
Inside the Mind of Rzayo24: Who's house? Our house!
The Phinsider —
Ladies and gentlemen - I'm glad I am typing this - because I have no voice on this fine Tuesday. My vocal cords feel damaged; my body feels like I played. I'm sitting here home on a "Victory Tuesday" - because I knew I needed to take a few vacation days after that game. I got home at around 1am - and I fell asleep at 6am - laying in bed reliving all the highlights in my head. Instead of having to avoid anything NFL highlight related, I would guess I have now seen the game highlights over 50 times on ESPN. Five fourth quarter lead changes nearly gave me a heart attack - but watching Ronnie dive into my endzone with seconds left ...
