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"Duke Fan Stan" (This is Why Duke Sucks Part 2) w/intro (video)
"Duke Fan Stan" (This is Why Duke Sucks Part 2) w/intro (video)
Song starts at 1:50...Peter Rosenberg's follow up to the original "This is Why Duke Sucks"....Created by Peter RosenbergDirected by Michael WolcottWritten by...
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This Stan kid is terrible at picking role models
The Dagger — About a year ago, a YouTube video by the title of This is Why Duke Sucks was making the rounds. It was a parody of This is Why I'm Hot by MIMS, and I was thrilled to see some good come from that song. ...

Who's going to be the first upset?
Steady Burn — So far, no upsets. Georgia, tanked it. Temple, tanked it. Somebody has to pull it off on the first day right? Antea, who ya got baby? (Belmont over the Dukes, def) A sexy pick, from a lady in the know. The Belmont Bru-dawgs, the automatic bid recipient from the ...

Duke Fan Stan (This Is Why Duke Sucks II)
FanHouse — Filed under: Duke Basketball, ACC Basketball, NCAA Basketball Video, Carolina Warning: the video contains bad language and homophobic undertones and is not safe for work. Here is the raging video all over the internets (I got it from CollegeHumor.com). It is Peter Rosenberg's follow up to last year's "This Is Why Duke Sucks" which uses Eminem's "Stan" in parody form. Personally, my favorite line (that I can type here) is "Why do you choose them over me? Cuz they're in the NBA?! Everybody knows they ride the bench; they hardly ever ...

On Duke and Hatred, Part II
D.C. Sports Bog — On Duke and Hatred, Part II During the ACC Tournament, Mike Krzyzewski's six-year old grandson wandered into a bookstore in Charlotte and happened to see the cover of " To Hate Like This is to be Happy Forever ," a book-length rumination on Duke, North Carolina and rivalries by Will Blythe. The cover, pictured here, shows a grotesquely distorted face of Coach K, who many opposing fans refer to as "Rat Face." Six-year old Michael Savarino saw the image and began to cry. "He came back and he just asked 'Why' " Michael's mom, Debbie Savarino, told me. " 'Why do they hate Papi?' I said, 'Some people have very poor judgment.' " We were chatting just before the ...

Equal Opportunity Duke-UNC Hating
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? — Do you like Duke or Carolina? Well f*ck you. But that doesn’t mean we’re not willing to hand our hate in an equal opportunity manner. Hence, we have an anti-Duke and an anti-Carolina post for you this afternoon. First, from reader Ned comes the video, This is Why Duke Sucks (Part 2). And, for you Carolina haters out there, check out Chris Mottram’s rant on Mister I about Tyler Hansbrough. We’ve snipped some of it here, but the whole thing might be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. That’s it, I simply cannot look at Tyler ...

This is why Duke sucks
Viva Ron Mexico — I hate Duke.  Whether it’s the arrogance of Coach K, the annoying-ness of Duke fan (kind of like an east coast version of USC Trojans football fan), or Dickie V licking the balls of every single Duke player ever (e.g. insisting that J.J. Redick would be a good NBA player when we all knew better), there’s a lot not to like about Duke. This video has been up for a few months, but it’s still pretty awesome: This guy, Peter Rosenberg, is a hip-hop radio personality who also comes up with some pretty good song parodies. ...

Lancelot Links: Morning Edition
Josh Q. Public — This morning’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond: Tiger Woods:  The Billion Dollar Man  (Golf Blogger) Jaroslav Halak Stinks  (Habs Eyes On The Prize) Remember Mark Ingram?  So Did Federal Marshals  (NY Newsday) Since I Neglected Hockey Earlier…  (Puck Daddy) 49ers Super Bowl Shuffling  (49ers Gab) Norv Turner Has A Face For Radio  (Viva Ron Mexico) Delighting In Bama’s Misfortunes  (Eleven Warriors) That’s What You Get  (Zells Pinstripe Blog) ...

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