Cecil Cooper Just Loves to Predict Things
The Crawfish Boxes —
Sorry, I've been absent for a few days. In exchange for listening to a timeshare pitch, I spent three days in Vegas winning and losing several small fortunes for FREE (don't worry, I left up $40). The best part about gambling was, aside from the rush, there were several televisions with just about every sporting event you could want placed at all angles. This included not only Michael Phelps being amazing, but some awful Astros baseball as well. Perhaps even harder to watch than our shellackings, was the mens 20km race walk (I can't believe that is a sport).
What I witnessed in between hands of black jack was the Astros getting cut ...
PLEASE HAMMER DON'T HURT EM
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MC Hammer, Monday Night Football, Commercial
NESW Sports, Sports Videos —
MC Hammer, Monday Night Football, Commercial. I also have mad Keytar skills. ESPN Commercials rock. They are so funny. I guess that makes me a good little ESPN clone. MC hammer is also always a nice touch to a commercial. Please Hammer Don’t Hurtum.
P.S. check out that beeper
MC Hammer is resurrected for ESPN Monday Night Football ad.
Fear The Beard —
It must be kind of cool to be Hammer - to be completely culturally irrelevant, and yet have major relevance in popular culture for having a name that is synonymous with being completely culturally irrelevant, and the more relevant he tries to make himself, the less relevant he becomes which somehow magically makes him still relevant. I think there’s some mathematical equation for this phenomena and if I was, like, Good Will Hunting, that’s what I’d be working on. In fact, I’d put Hammer in the new giant particle super collider that they just built in Switzerland and twirl him ...
ESPN Monday Night Football Commercial with MC Hammer (Video)
Hip 2 Da Game —
Check out this funny ass commercial for Monday Night Football featuring MC Hammer. More: Commercials
