ESPN Video Beta - Mercury Morris on the Giants' Win

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Mercury Morris Likes Airplay, Still A Complete Idiot
Published 2/4/2008 at FanIQ Blog
If there was any reason to root for the Patriots to go undefeated this year, it was so we'd never have to see this jackass again. But the Giants won, and so who does ESPN call? Regreattably not Ghostbusters, but instead Mercury Morris. He reminds us how great his '72 Dolphins team was, while also informing us that he spent the whole first half on an online site called Airplay. Now that's critical information. He also reminds us, in a different way, of why you should never, ever do cocaine.

Dear D.C. Metro Mofos
Published 2/4/2008 by Andrew Johnson at Defensive Indifference
You are the worst run organization in the history of ever. Thank you for making me wait more than 30 minutes for an effin’ Red Line train at White Flint you assclowns. Because of you, I missed most of the first quarter of the Super Bowl. Because of your stupid plan to do track maintenance on a Sunday afternoon at friggin’ Medical Center, I was late for the friggin’ biggest sporting event of the year. And might I ask why you do maintenance on a Sunday afternoon? You are not a 24-hour operation. You close your friggin’ doors at midnight on weekdays. You can do your crapfaced repairs at another time, you know like when you’re ...

Perfectville, Population (still): 1
Published 2/4/2008 by Dave H at Pink Hat Nation
What a game, and what a huge upset of the Patriots! Rather than blogging myself, here is '72 Dolphin Mercury Morris for his reaction: Sorry Mr. Belichick, your application has been reviewed by the Perfectville Homeowners Association, and been denied. ...

Mercury Morris will never die
Published 2/4/2008 by PostmanE at The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL.
See what you did, Giants? See what your plucky, come-from-behind implausibility does to the rest of us? You’re no better than Rick Neuheisel. You enable douchebags. You’re d-bag enablers. This video wouldn’t even be postworthy if Morris weren’t lying through his fucking teeth for three minutes. Humbled? Does Mercury Morris sound humbled to you right now? He is the exact opposite of humbled, and what’s worse, he doesn’t even have the courage of his egotistical convictions to fully admit it. I actually found myself cheering for the Giants last night, and ...

Mercury Morris is a Douchebag
Published 2/4/2008 by Sec119RayJay at The Pewter Plank | A Blog For Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fans
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Mercury Morris’s Take
Published 2/4/2008 by Fadango at SportSayers.com
If you haven’t already seen the video, here is an interview with the 1972 Dolphins’ Mercury Morris. It took place literally minutes after the game was over. You can just feel the sense of relief in his voice. We all know he was scared. ...