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Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game (video)
People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the f...
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game
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Video: The Onion Mocks L.A. Clippers
Video: The Onion Mocks L.A. Clippers
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Must Watch Video (Unless You Like the Clippers)
Must Watch Video (Unless You Like the Clippers)
nbatoday.net — This is by far the funniest basketball video I have ever watched. It’s only 2 minutes long so please watch the entire thing and laugh out loud. It’s ok to do that because it’s obviously fake. Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game *Video is ... (more) Must Watch Video (Unless You Like the Clippers)
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The Onion versus the Clippers
Basketbawful — I've gotten enough comments and e-mails to justify posting this wonderful piece of journalistic satire. Now watch as The Onion lays complete and utter waste to the team that is who we thought they were. ...

Onion Sports Show on Comedy Central
EveryJoe » Sports Rumors — Have you seen some of the Onion Sports Network clips floating around YouTube and other video outlets? They are absolutely hilarious. For those of you unfamiliar, The Onion delivers the snarky, false side of news and does it in a way that makes you go “waa?” and then “hahaha.” They have a series of video clips that deal with sports stories, like this one: ...

Onion Sports Show on Comedy Central
EveryJoe — Have you seen some of the Onion Sports Network clips floating around YouTube and other video outlets? They are absolutely hilarious. For those of you unfamiliar, The Onion delivers the snarky, false side of news and does it in a way that makes you go “waa?” and then “hahaha.” They have a series of video clips that deal with sports stories, like this one: ...

This Week In San Antonio Spurs Basketball: Late Saturday Edition
Pounding The Rock —   Okay, so this one's late. We had a SEGABABA going into the weekend so this was moved to avoid distraction, and again to provide an avenue for us to drown our sorrows with each loss.  Still, lots of good links and music, with a special contribution by our resident Fish Man, Hipuks, after the jump. Mood ...

The Onion Sports Network: Accident Prevents Fans from Watching Clippers Game
That NBA Lottery Pick — One of favorite humor site is "The Onion" and I am grateful that they have created the "Onion Sports Network" to tickle my sports funny bone. In this clip, they speak of a terrible disaster that happens at Staples Center during a Los Angeles Clippers game which saved some fans from actually watching the game. Everyone gets take a free shot at the Clippers for now but I have a sinking suspicion that Blake Griffin might change that. ...

Clippers Fans Saved By Sudden Death, Video
Stacheketball, an NBA Blog — Clippers Fans Saved By Sudden Death, Video. It’s funny because it is true. Hat tip Basketbawful.

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