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Frank Thomas, Designated Babysitter (video)
Frank Thomas speaks softly and carries a big pillow. Sadly this ad won't be televised because it didn’t meet the standards of the Board that approves spots for private Canadian broadcasters... something about child welfare? Pfft.
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