Video - Jerry Porter and I get our Hanes on! - Dave's Detours

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Jerry Porter’s agent is f_cking awful
Published 5/14/2008 by flubby at Kissing Suzy Kolber
Jerry Porter recently took part in a Hanes promotional event that yielded no small degree of painful-to-watch comedy. Much like Kerouac’s Dean Moriarty, this chap Dave travels across the country, bringing an optimistic everyman joie de vive to a hodgepodge of quirky locales. Except Dean Moriarty didn’t challenge quasi-celebrities to see who can put a pair of underwear over their clothes the fastest. This is Dave…
Even his visage bespeaks quality entertainment.
As if this whole “guys playing underwear games” didn’t lend enough of an air of fruitiness to the proceedings, ...
Jerry... You just got paid man... you don't need the money, WTF?!?
Published 5/16/2008 by silencecs at Big Cat Country: Front Page Posts
Guys... I don’t know where to begin here... this is insane.... What is Jerry doin'!
I mean c'mon man; you are a professional athlete... What are you doing making second-rate, grade-B, stock-room footage for an underwear commercial involving some douche-bag who wants to play around with you in briefs!! ...
