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Sikahema TKO's Canseco in less than a minute
Ropes, Ring and Cage —
A promoter's dream, eh? Former Philadelphia Eagles return man Via Sikahema kept true to his word and destroyed Jose Canseco, knocking him down twice before the fight was stopped in the first round in front of a paltry 1200 fans in Atlantic City Saturday night. Canseco blamed the loss on not training, something you'd figure would be pretty important to do leading up to a boxing match. He teased a rematch, which Sikahema laughed off. NBC 10 couldn't show the match at the last minute to 'legal issues,' something else you'd think they would have figured out well before-hand. I assume it was directly tied to ticket sales which were ...
Jose Canseco’s steroids fall him, gets dropped fast in boxing ring; Stephen A. Smith’s arrogance gets injection in ass as well
The Sports Culture —
In a celebrity boxing match this weekend, former MLB player Jose Canseco got knocked down twice by former NFL running back Via Sikahema. Check that, he got kocked the fuck out!
In just a minute and 37 seconds into the match he was done. Stick a fork in him.
steroids suck, Canseco. You should find the dude who put the needle in your butt and beat attempt to beat his ass. You know, after you recover and all.
Canseco had no problem beating his former wives in his hay day (wonder if he ever got schooled on how to do that, by the way). But Sikahema, ...
VIDEO OF SIKAHEMA-CANSECO I
ProFootballTalk.com —
Several readers have sent to us the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it video of the epic (eye roll) battle between Vai Sikahema and Jose Canseco. Sikahema knocked the taller Canseco down twice before the referee stopped the fight at the end of the first round. Here’s the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSodr6K93OU ...
Video: Vai Sikahema destroying Jose Canseco during celebrity boxing match
Five Ounces of Pain —
Yes, I know it’s not MMA, but it is combat sports-related and something that I feel some feel are interested in. But this weekend, former standout NFL kick returner and current Philadelphia television sports anchor Vai Sikahema totally thrashed former baseball player Jose Canseco . I consider Canseco to be one of the most despicable people in professional sports, so I thoroughly enjoyed the video. I’ve never met Sikahema, but I’d like to buy the guy a beer for getting in the ring with a guy that was nearly 50 pounds heavier than him and possibly on performance enhancers for the fight. Canseco has said in the past he wanted to get involved with MMA. He ...
Vai Sikahema does world a favor; whoops Jose Canseco
Shutdown Corner —
Sikahema, the former Eagles return man, is wearing white trunks. Canseco's the
one in the black tank top getting
punched in the head, over and over again.
And that should get us one step closer to a world without Canseco. Had Jose
won, we might be hearing today about what a tough guy he is, and his next big
fight. But surely even Canseco has enough shame to just slink away now.
Canseco came out before the fight and made a throat-slash gesture at Sikahema.
But he might as well have been pointing at his neck and chin, saying, "Hey,
punch me ...
Celebrity Ass-Kicking of the Day: Jose Canseco
CagePotato.com —
Props: Five Ounces of Pain
It’s great when former pro athletes and celebrities (or in this case, pseudo-celebrities) think that they can fight just as long as their opponent is another celebrity. Baseball’s public enemy number one, Jose Canseco, found out the hard way over the weekend that it doesn’t always work that way.
You have to love the commentary from Stephen A. Smith here, who seems just a little biased in his take on the match. His description of Canseco as a rat and of former Philadelphia Eagles player Vai Sikahema as a man who “knows ...
Sikahmea Knocks Jose Canseco OUT!!!
SidelineShow.com-SportsTalk Radio —
Sikahmea Knocks Jose Canseco OUT!!! Written on July 14, 2008 – 5:05 pm | by Harry Robinson | [?] Share This If you liked that, check these out... NBA-Rookie Of the Month-Al Horford!!! by Harry Robinson on December 4th, 2007 Atlanta Three Party- Hawks 97 Celtics 92 !!!! by Harry Robinson on April 28th, 2008 New York Knicks Fight Each Other !!! by Harry Robinson on February 20th, 2008 Roy Jones Vs. Joe Calzaghe !!! by Harry Robinson on July 8th, 2008 One to GO!! by Harry Robinson on June 13th, 2007 Tags: Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco To Try MMA, Has Lost Mind
TheScore.com Blog —
I guess because he was so successful when boxing former Eagles kicker Vai Sikahema, and former member of the Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce (note: he, in fact, was not successful at all), Jose Canseco has apparently decided that Mixed Martial Arts is the perfect way to, once again, whore out the last remaining scraps of his dignity. Fanhouse alerts us to the fact that Japanese MMA promotion Dream has announced its May 26th card, and along with guys like Sokoudjou and Gegard Mousasi, they've scheduled a bout between Jose Canseco, and the 7'2" Korean kickboxer Hong Man Choi-- the man who, in ...
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Jose Canseco Knocked Out in Fight with Vai Sikahema
larrybrownsports.com 7/14/2008 — OK, so I know I was clamoring for a Jose Canseco/Curt Schilling boxing match , but instead we had to settle for Canseco getting his ass knocked out by Vai Sikahema. The two fought in Atlantic City after Sikahema accepted the challenge — Canseco ...
Vai Sikahema Knocks Out Jose Canseco
youbeenblinded.com 7/13/2008 —
It’s time for Jose Canseco to go ahead and pack it in after getting knocked out by Vai Sikahema . Canseco talked a gang of shit before the fight, and backed it up by getting knocked down a couple of times. I’m not ...
Vai Sikahema Will CHOP YOU DOWN!
the700level.com 7/15/2008 —
The much hyped "War at the Shore" took place on Saturday night as NBC 10 newsman Vai Sikahema knocked out former MLB juicer Jose Canseco in the first round. Vai simply swarmed Jose from the opening bell and the much bigger Canseco never stood a ...
Madonna Begged For This To Happen [KTFO Theatre]
deadspin.com 7/13/2008 — Jose Canseco is probably going to need some help with the fighting scenes in his grand Yuen Woo-ping-choreographed kung fu movie , because, well, dude can't fight. Last night he was dealt a first-round knockout at the fisted hands of former Eagles ...
Jose Canseco: Just Because
joshqpublic.com 7/19/2008 — Jose just got his head kicked in by former Philadelphia Eagles return man Vai Sikahema in their celebrity boxing match. Remember last time Jose used his head:
The Juice Blog: Canseco's Nuts
thejuice.baseballtoaster.com 7/11/2008 — I apologize in advance for even discussing this, but I feel it necessary after seeing this crap. Jose Canseco famously talked about his relationship with Madonna(NSFW and yes, that's f**king Vanilla Ice in the pic), which he confirms he never consummated, in his first book. I've recently wondered if Alex Rodriguez, who Canseco accused of hitting on his wife (and (NSFW) A-Rod if he did?), ...
Jose Canseco Says Madonna Tried To Seduce Him!
sports.rightpundits.com 7/11/2008 — Madonna & Jose Canseco
Madonna’s big brother, Chris Ciccone, has yet to release his much anticipated tell-all and already some major dirt is bubbling to the surface without his help! Not only has Madonna been reportedly involved in a love affair with ARod, causing a serious rift in her marriage, the singer is now being [...]
JOSE CANSECO KNOCKED OUT
completist.wordpress.com 7/13/2008 — Lots of photos of everyone's favorite snitch getting the life beat out of him tonight.
THE AFTER PARTY
epiccarnival.com 7/19/2008 — College Football Helmet Quiz Ohio State Fans Spurn ESPN LT in '08 Elvis returns, dedicates "In The Bunker" to British Open sufferers Why was Branson Wright fired as Cavs beat reporter? Bonds or Holliday Hitting Behind Pujols? Manny Deserves ...
Joes Canseco Gets Knocked The Hell Out —
Intentional Foul
I’ve poked a little fun at Jose Canseco here before so it’s a great joy to bring you this video of Jose’s “celebrity” boxing match where he took on retired NFL special teams ace, Vai Sikahema this past weekend. If you are tired of Canseco’s steaming piles of horse manure, this video could not have come at a better time.
Good thing you stuck ...
Jose Canseco Knocked Out By Former NFL Player Vai Sikahema —
FanIQ Blog
Yesterday I promised you as soon as video of Jose Canseco getting decked by former NFL Player Via Sikahema in that bizarre celebrity boxing match became available, I'd post it for you. Courtesy of the boys at You Been Blinded , here you go. As an added bonus, Canseco was actually knocked down twice. Is there any better way to start your morning than watching Canseco get his bell ...
Jose Canseco Got Beat Up By A Special Teamer —
The Big Lead
Just got back from the mall and found some video of the Jose Canseco - Vai Sikahema fight in my inbox. The video comes via You Been Blinded .
Good job, Jose. You just got knocked on your ass by a guy that you’ve got 6 inches and who knows how many pounds on.
Aside from being able to hit a baseball very far, Jose Canseco has proved again and again that he is an extremely ...
Vai Sikahema beats Jose Canseco like he was a Giants goal post —
Bleeding Green Nation
In what I'm sure could only be described as an insult to boxing(which is saying alot) former Eagle Vai Sikahema took on Jose Canseco and won by knockout in the first round.
This headline says it all
"JOSE CANSECO EMBARASSED BY VAI SIKAHEMA IN CELEBRITY BOXING MATCH: FORMER STERIOD USER DOESN'T MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND"
Reportedly only about 1,200 people showed up for the ...
SIKAHEMA “CHOPS DOWN” CANSECO —
ProFootballTalk.com
Former NFL player and current Philly sports reporter Vai Sikahema made short work of former baseball slugger Jose Canseco on Saturday, knocking Canseco out in the first round of a boxing match.
Despite being seven inches shorter than Canseco, Sikahema got the job done.
“When you step inside the square circle,” Sikahema told the Press of Atlantic [...]
Press of Atlantic City: Sikahema KOs Canseco in 1st round —
BBTF's Baseball Primer Newsblog
Dead weight (n): an oppressive encumbrance; a heavy motionless weight
Former Philadelphia Eagle and current sportscaster Vai Sikahema knocked out the controversial former baseball star Jose Canseco in the first round of a celebrity boxing match at Bernie Robbins Stadium.
The 5-foot-9 Sikahema, 45, swarmed all over the 6-4 Canseco, 44, as soon as the opening bell sounded. He knocked Canseco ...
The Cage is no place for the ordinary athlete —
MMA Crunch
For Jose Canseco, the brand of shame he recently thrust upon himself and the sport of baseball just wasn’t enough. This past weekend, he stepped into the ring and embarrassed himself once more when former football player Vai Sikahema KO’d the sultan of steroids in the first round of a celebrity boxing match in Atlantic City.
Canseco previously flirted with the idea of entering ...
Wrapping Up This Canseco-Sikahema Debacle —
Tirico Suave
Not only was it not on television, but it also wasn’t available on Sikahema’s news channel’s website, as was the rumor. It didn’t really matter though apparently as Canseco got his tits lit up in the first round. All you need to know about the fight can be summed up with these three sentences:
Canseco didn’t [...]
Vai Sikahema Treats Canseco Like A Goalpost —
Poor Sports: Bitter Philly Sports Fans Sound Off
Not sure why Jose Canseco is still relevant, but he got his ass beat by Vai Sikahema on Saturday in AC. Any Eagles fan knows that Vai knows how to throw a few hooks and uppercuts, and so did the goalposts at the Vet. Canseco was involved in a sheer publicity stunt, like seemingly everything else he does. His considerable size advantage meant nothing when he got in the ring. He ended up like ...
Canseco Is A Tomato Can, No Wonder He Ducked Me —
Walkoff Walk
So remember when I challenged Jose Canseco to fight me ? And then remember how he totally ignored my email and decided to fight Vai Sikahema instead ? Yeah well, that fight went down this past weekend and Canseco got trucked.
Canseco recieved $35,000 for this. Hey Juice, how's it feel getting your clock cleaned by a Mormon newscaster?
I would have smoked that clown.
Jose Canseco gets knocked out —
Hail Mary Jane
Wouldn’t it be great if blogging could get me into a celebrity boxing match? I would love to go to blows with a guy like Jose Canseco .
Actually… He still takes steroids right? Nevermind.
Even though I didn’t get to knock him out, it’s still pretty cool to see him getting knocked out by Vai Sikahema at their celebrity boxing match. That made my day.
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Canseco - Sikahema Tonight —
Tirico Suave
I don’t know how entertaining this fight is going to be tonight, especially since the promoters didn’t heed our advice on a proposed undercard, but I’ll probably watch this anyway in hopes of it being some sort of trainwreck. Either that or some scenario where Sikahema is pounding Canseco only to have the real Jose [...]
Canseco Not Enough Juice; KO’d in First Round —
SPORTSbyBROOKS
It took years for Jose Canseco take down the sport of baseball with his tell-all book, Juiced . It took just seconds for Canseco to be taken down by former NFL return man Vai Sikahema in Saturday night’s celebrity boxing match in Atlantic City.
The baseball slugger turned prolific author turned guy who will show up wherever there’s a check to be given out spent nearly as ...
Vai Sikahema tenderizes Jose Canseco. —
Clubhouse Cancer
Former NFL return man Vai Sickahema kicked the everloving shit outta whistleblowing douchebag Jose Canseco in the first round of their Atlantic City charity boxing match on Saturday night. Has there ever been something so satisfying as seeing Jose Canseco get beat up? (Photos by Nick Laham/Getty Images) Technorati ...
Jose Canseco Knocked Out By Former NFL Player Vai Sikahema —
FanIQ Blog
For the three or four of you boxing fans left out there, you probably were tuned in to the Wladimir Klitschko versus Tony Thompson fight Saturday night. After all, it was a heavyweight title fight.
But did you know there was an even bigger fight than that one on Saturday?
Yep, Jose Canseco was involved in a "celebrity" "boxing" match in Atlantic City. I put ...
