Pickup basketball: More Hacker's commandments
Basketbawful —
This is the not-very-long awaited follow-up to the original Hacker's Commandments post. In case you can't identify the Hacker in your pickup league, he is the schmuck who makes playing basketball an experience akin to, well, this Weird Al video. They live their athletic lives by these commandments, each of which is ranked on the Basketbawful Douchebag Scale (TM), where 1 is the lowest rating and 10 is the highest. For example: 1 = The Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear and the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee 2 = Lieutenant Proctor from the "Police Academy" ...
Trash Walking
ESPN.com - TrueHoop —
Great little video, I could watch it ten times in a row, of Kobe Bryant wagging his finger at the opposition, as if to say "oh no you don't" in blatantly cocky fashion. And as he's doing it he just bites it. Falls right over. (Via Basketbawful)
