Kobe Bryant is very, very, very drunk at this point
The Sports Culture —
Paul Pierce hammered Kobe Bryant on defense in the second half of Game 4.
Now, as the nightlife in Los Angeles begins to pick up on Thirsty Thursday, just a few hours after the big game, Kobe is getting hammered by shot glasses and a 36-pack of Bud Light.
Maybe in the process of his binge alcohol consumption, Kobe won’t choke the way his Lakers did with a 24-point lead in a pivotal Finals game.
Asked how he’ll will take the sting away: “Whine about it tonight,” Kobe said. “A lot of wine, a lot of beer. A couple shots; maybe like 20 of them. Digest it and get back to work tomorrow. ” ...
Kobe Bryant Could Be Hungover This Morning
Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? —
Bryant is going to be extremely hungs, if he follows through on the following claim he made about alcohol consumption following the Lakers loss to the Celtics.
Or maybe he’s just frustrated.
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Kobe getting drunk tonight.
Clubhouse Cancer —
At least he’s telling the truth for once in his gawd awful PR-dictated, always-say-the-right-thing, little craptacular world. Dammit...this time he’s gettin’ soused…ossified…hamboned…fucked up like a pile of coat hangers… Sounds like mucho fun. But damn, now we have to wake up ...
Kobe Bryant Wants To Get Drunk - Press Conference
FanIQ Blog —
There's only one way to respond to a loss as bad as the one the Lakers had last night. Hitting the bottle. Hard.
Vin Baker clearly approves.
But more seriously, do you really think Kobe can do 20 shots? I don't. My guess is he's totally hammered after 6.
Also, since we're talking about excessive drinking, that usually leads to wetting the bed. Naturally, Kobe's got that covered too.
I'm not sure where this ranks in terms of strange press conferences, but it's ...
Kobe Wants To Get Drunk
FanIQ Blog —
There's only one way to respond to a loss as bad as the one the Lakers had last night. Hitting the bottle. Hard.
Vin Baker clearly approves.
But more seriously, do you really think Kobe can do 20 shots? I don't. My guess is he's totally hammered after 6.
Also, since we're talking about excessive drinking, that usually leads to wetting the bed. Naturally, Kobe's got that covered too.
I'm not sure where this ranks in terms of strange press conferences, but it's ...
Kobe Bryant, Experienced Drinker [Kobe Bryant Is Not Like You And Us]
Deadspin —
Of all the weird, vaguely insane things that Kobe Bryant has done in his weird, vaguely insane life — this is still our favorite — the most public and quietly strange might have been his claim at his press conference last night that he would go home and "whine about it tonight ... lot of wine ... lot of beer ... couple shots ... maybe like 20 of 'em" after the collapse last night. First off, we love that he realizes that "whine" and "wine" are pronounced the same, and just runs with it, man. Secondly ... we suspect that Kobe Bryant has ...
Video of the Day: Kobe Bryant drinks away the pain
Ball Don't Lie —
Somewhere in Los Angeles this morning, Kobe Bryant, still wearing his suit and dress shoes, is groggily making his way to the refrigerator. His kitchen is littered with empty beer and liquor bottles, a chandelier lies broken on the floor, and Wee Man is passed out in the sink. "What a night," Kobe mutters to himself. "I think I sent Sasha to the hospital." [High fives and 'Sager bombs' to Brahsome for the clip.]
