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Machine Vs. Celtics Game 3 (video)
Machine Vs. Celtics Game 3 (video)
The Machine talks about game 3 vs. the Celtics where he scored 20 points. We may have lost game 4 but "The Machine" show that he is clutch like Kobe. "Alien only one that scares machine." Priceless.
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The Machine
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans — These things are just hysterical.  Of course… I find them hysterical because we’re up 3-2 and I have every confidence in the world that ‘Celtics in 6′ will come true.  More “machine” videos can be found here.  The Machine vs. ...

YouTube of the Day: Sasha 'The Machine' talks about Game 3
Ball Don't Lie — He's two games behind schedule — "Machine move slow with fancy Windows movie maker magic" — but everybody's favorite 6'7" Slovenian machine is back in the YouTube building. This week, 'The Machine' talks about his dominating performance in Game 3 of the NBA Finals. As always, pump it up. The more I watch these, the more I hope that 'The Machine' becomes an audio-book narrator: "Harry Potter, funny boy with funny tattoo, discover he is wizard and goes to school. He learns parents killed by evil scary baldy man ...

A Huge Sports Weekend
The Sometimes Daily Nug — Rocco Mediate, wearing black, as if he had transformed into a Johnny Cash golfing soothsayer, or a shaman dropped from the heavens onto the La Jolla coastline by Carlos Castaneda after swallowing three Peyote buttons, took Tiger Woods and his “Wounded Knee” to the brink sweet redemption. But, it was not to be. ...

A Huge Sports Weekend
The Sometimes Daily Nug — Rocco Mediate, wearing black, as if he had transformed into a Johnny Cash golfing soothsayer, or a shaman dropped from the heavens onto the La Jolla coastline by Carlos Castaneda after swallowing three Peyote buttons, took Tiger Woods and his “Wounded Knee” to the brink sweet redemption. But, it was not to be. ...

Sasha 'The Machine' Vujacic Gloats About His Game 3 Performance
FanHouse — ... full of himself after his one decent performance of the Finals. This isn't your father's Sasha, by the way, so I implore you to watch and be amazed at what "Machine" has to say. "Clutch like Kobe. I tell Kobe, but Kobe ignore." Just one of like, a hundred hilarious lines in this edition, and let's hope that win or lose tonight, we continue to get updates from inside the mind of "Machine." [via BallHype, BDL, etc.] ...

The Machine: "Stephen A. Smith CRAZY Bout Machine"
AwfulAnnouncing — I don't know what it is about these Vujacic clips but they are by far the best thing on the interwebs at the moment. Here's The Machine talking about his Game Three performance.... God bless you Lakers Fan, you're seriously doing the Lord's work with these clips. Rock and Roll at TD Banknorth Garden tonight! (H/T to Fanhouse)

Sasha Vujacic Hopes To Repeat His Game 3 Peformance
FanIQ Blog — The drama of Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic continues tonight in the Garden. If Machine wants to keep baldy man from smoking cigar, Machine needs to be patient and wait for the open looks because, truth be told, he's one of Kobe's most valuable assets during the NBA Finals. When Vujacic finds the open spot and (gasp!) move around without the ball, Kobe and the Lakers turn into an offensive machine. Game 3 was the crowning moment of his career to date, so if Sasha can top that performance tonight in Boston he can have all the cougars he wants in Hollywood. ...

Sasha - Game 3 experience
With Malice - An LA Lakers blog, news and opinions — A bit of levity just before tip off… Enjoy.

Friday Video Blowout
SimonOnSports — Everyone needs something to keep them occupied on Friday afternoons so the Friday Video Blowout was born. Spend your next few minutes, laughing, crying of laughter, pissing your self, whatever, but mostly wasting your companies time. ...

Ball Don't Lie's "Save the Machine" campaign
Lakers Blog — Always good stuff from Kelly Dwyer over at the Yahoo! NBA blog. One complaint, though. I can't believe Dwyer could pen such a fun post that somehow works in a dislike for Jimmy Buffet and the Eagles (I can't stand either ), the compulsive need Americans feel to sweeten the hell out of iced tea (I highly recommend Tejava for those like me who like to actually taste the leaves) and some Greek (which may not even be real) mocking Ricky Davis... but manages to forget the most obvious touch possible. How do you present the importance of keeping Sasha stateside without including at least one "Machine" clip? Again, ...

Вујо - The Machine
NBA Macedonia — Кога веќе го спомнавме Вујо… WPvideo 1.10

Is Nate Longshore A Better Quarterback Than A Machine?
Bears Necessity — (Started a thread about cardinal sins for Cal fans last night over at CGB. Come take a gander.) Lowell Cohn provides his bizarro logic as to why he rides the Nate Hate Train. I am not a Nate Longshore fan. I admit that. It’s nothing personal because he seems like a nice young man, polite, cheerful, upbeat. He is an undergraduate the University of California can be proud of. But I don’t like him as a quarterback. He is too programmed, too much like a machine, has no intuition or feel or imagination for quarterbacking. He is Kerry Collins instead of Steve Young and ...

The 8 Weirdest Players in the NBA
Hail Mary Jane — There is no sport that would be complete without strange players. It's like WWE without the heels. The Pacman Jones, Manny Ramirez, and Chris Simon's of the sports world make it way more interesting for all of us.  Whether you love them or hate them, you can't help but feel some type of emotion for these guys. With the NBA season just underway, here is a list of the weirdest players the NBA has offer this season. 8. Bruce "Lee" Bowen Bruce Bowen is a lockdown defender.  No one can doubt that but no one can doubt that he is one of the dirtiest ...

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