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 MLB Quote of 2008 Ass Hammer (video)
MLB Quote of 2008 Ass Hammer (video)
Philadelphia Phillies' Matt Stairs' response to a incredible two-run hit.Original video-http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/mlb-quote-of-the-y ear-matt-stairs/
MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
thefightins.com — According to his post-game quotes, Matt Stairs must be into some freaky celebratory shit. Following the 2-run... blast that made Jonathan Broxton the new old-Brad Lidge, he had this to say: “When you get that nice celebration coming into the ... (more) MLB Quote of the Year: Matt Stairs
Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
mlb.fanhouse.com — Last night was a pretty wonderful night to be Matt Stairs . As Lackey went over earlier... , Stairs has always been a productive player in the bigs -- you don't get so many jobs with so many different teams if you suck -- but due to his limitations on ... (more) Matt Stairs Loves Having His Ass Pounded
Matt Stairs Says He Likes To Get His Ass Hammered
Matt Stairs Says He Likes To Get His Ass Hammered
firenedcollettinow.com — Yeah, he may have completely sunk the Dodgers' playoff dreams, but at least none of the Dodger... players admit to getting their ass hammered and liking it. "'You want to get that one big hit where you feel like you're part of the team,' Stairs said. 'Not that I don't feel like I'm part of the... (more) Matt Stairs Says He Likes To Get His Ass Hammered
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Let's Gallimaufry This Shizz
FIRE JOE MORGAN — Gallimaufry time, mofos. Mark S. writes in and says: In the Oct. 13 The Sporting News, somebody put together a panel of 16 former major-league shortstops and asked them some questions. First I'll list the 16: Biancalana, Bordick, Burleson, DeJesus, DeMaestri, Elster, Foli, Fregosi, Harrelson, Joost, Kasko, Kubek, Larkin, Maxville, Menke and Petrocelli. Second, the relevant question on the table: "Jeter or A-Rod?" Survey said: Jeter 11 Too close to ...

Is this what they mean by good in the lockerroom?
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El Lefty Malo — PM UPDATE! Add this to the list of reasons to love Matt Stairs (vid-link tip to Fire Joe Morgan): **************** The last thing the Fox network needed this fall, what with the economy headed toward Gomorrah and advertisers wondering if they should rely entirely on Internet spam and the network already on the hook for a gaschmillion dollars for the World Series broadcast rights, was a Phillies-Rays matchup. I guess a Brewers-Rays Series would’ve been worse, ratings-wise. But I nitpick. Phillies Nation, if there is one, is no vast traveling diaspora of disgruntlement and ...

Wild World of Wednesday - October 22, 2008
Women Like Sports — MLB: The World Series starts today in Tampa. The buzz claims that it will be dull and receive very low ratings. Really? So it isn’t worth watching unless the same teams are there every year? Is everyone writing this opinion from Boston or New York? I think it is great to see a new team in the Series. Setting aside my obvious slant toward the Rays - why is it a ratings nightmare to have a team that had an atrocious record the previous year go to the Series? What happened to pulling for the underdog or rooting for the “little guy”? One player on that team in New York ...

Matt Stairs: The new quote king.
yoonewverse — Supposedly, the Phillies players hammered him somewhere that you wouldn't expect. The yoonewverse is brought to you by yoonew, the Stock Market for Sports Tickets.

2008 Idiot Quotes of the Year
Three Idiots on Sports — The last few days of 2008 are upon us, and now is a great time to reminisce about all of the triumphs and inspirational moments from the sporting world. If you've come to this blog to find some heart warming moments, boy did you make a wrong turn. As we did in 2007, T3I is offering up some of the dumbest things said this past year. Believe us, there are no better experts at saying dumb things than the three of us that maintain this crappy blog. So without further ado, your: 2008 Idiot Quotes of the Year “I am totally heterosexual.” ...

Yanks vs. Phils: The Tale of the Tape.
Brew Crew Ball — More photos » by Kathy Willens - AP Is CC Sabathia enough to shift the tale of the tape toward the Yankees? Browse more ...

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