Not Sleeping, Hating the Spurs
Fanster.com —
Oh how I despise the San Antonio Spurs. Let me count the ways: -Bruce Bowen's right foot -Bruce Bowen's left foot -Bruce Bowen's right knee -Tony Parker's music career -Tony Parker's head/beard/face -Tim Duncan's matching head/beard/face -this smug look from Popovich...and that he's somehow uglier without the flat-top -I'm Manu Ginobli...and I'm not injured in the least bit. -I'm Manu Ginobli...and I'm a big sissy -Robert Horry, old, fat, and pathetic -FOUR fucking titles Honestly, I could go on all night. There's so much to hate. ...
Day of Spurs Hate Begins
Bright Side Of The Sun —
From our good friends at Black Jesus Disciples: Oh how I despise the San Antonio Spurs. Let me count the ways: -Bruce Bowen's right foot -Bruce Bowen's left foot -Bruce Bowen's right knee it goes on from there... For the record, I only have enough room in my heart to hate one team that happens to ...
TOP 5 BRUCE BOWEN BLACK BELT MOMENTS
The World of Isaac —
Bruce Bowen struck again tonight. Though, this is more of a love tap than anything else, it will add to his growing legend. But I wonder, when is the NBA going to realize that Bruce Bowen isn't playing for his contract but rather for a black belt. Because at the Cobra Kai Dojo where Bowen trains, his sensei demands that of him.... ...
Bruce Bowen: Dirtiest player since John Stockton?
7 Game Series —
So many analysts and bloggers have been talking defense lately. We’re coming up on the playoffs, and the focus is starting to shift from Lebron and Kobe’s 40 point games to good lock down defense and winning. John Hollinger’s All-Defense article today had his picks for his All-Defense team. I was happy to see Shane Battier getting some run, and almost as happy to see someone edge out Bruce Bowen, the man that may be the dirtiest player in the NBA today.
A video posted today on Odenized of Bruce Bowen cheap shotting Amare Stoudemire. As everyone who has any idea who Bruce Bowen knows, this isn’t that surprising, but I ...
NBA Playoffs: A Friday Night Viewer's Guide [Tonight's NBA Action]
Deadspin —
It's Friday. Take a break from thinking for yourself and let me tell you what to pay attention to during tonight's games. Detroit versus Philadelphia: Game 3
The Pistons' attention span: They can beat anybody. The can also lose to anybody ... when they aren't totally focused. Which Detroit team is going to show up tonight? It's anybody's guess.
Andre Iguodala: Philly's leading scorer (19.9 PPG during the regular season) is averaging only 10 PPG on 20 percent shooting through the first two games of this series. Expect those numbers to improve tonight.
Rasheed Wallace: ...
A Series Of Unlikely Coincidences
Hardwood Paroxysm —
I'm naturally a conspiracy theorist. I don't know if it's the lingering hangover from a father that worked in Naval intelligence, a natural paranoia brought on by upbringing or environment, or a simple willingness to believe in the existence of "master plans." Being self-aware of this, I strive pretty hard to suppress those thoughts. No matter ...
