Mike Ashley’s Just A Tad Thirsty
TheOriginalWinger.com —
I’m not sure what’s worse…
1. Getting caught by the telly with a beer at an away Premiership match when you’re the owner and it’s against the rules
or
2. Getting caught slugging a beer at an away Premiership match when you’re the owner and it’s against the rules while the Announcers take the piss about what city you’re from
Never doubt my sources
Federation Soccer —
Before caving in to the unwashed masses, Slammin' Mike Ashley had criteria in place to help him select the next manager at Newcastle. Federation Soccer has blackmailed two flight attendants, bribed a janitor and browbeat a lion tamer in order to get this top-secret document. Without further ado: 1. Not a fantastic former player that will inspire the fanbase. Out: Alan Shearer 2. Not an international manager with a track record of success. Out: Roberto Donadoni 3. A 'man of the people' to show billionaire Slammin' Mike's common touch. In: This ...
VIDEO: Things are bad at Newcastle
The Beautiful Game —
So bad that owner Mike Ashley is not only sneaking alcohol at the Emirates, but... Well just watch.
Move Around To The Side Of It News
du Nord —
A terribly embarrassing night for MLS in the CONCACAF Champions League. New England was assaulted 0-4 at home by Joe Public, and Chivas USA was held 1-1 at home by Tauro. It was really ugly, especially at Foxborough. There will be a lot of excuses flying today. And they all fall short of those scorelines. ...
No Cubs? No Problem.
Mavs Moneyball —
We've all heard by now that Mark Cuban will reportedly be blocked by MLB from buying the Cubs. So what's next? How about Newcastle United? The Telegraph (british press alert!) has listed Mark Cuban as one of four Americans interested in purchasing the club.
Mark Cuban, who owns NBA side the Dallas Mavericks, and Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen, who owns basketball side the Portland Trailblazers, have also been mentioned as possible buyers.
The others listed are Phil Anschutz (LA Galaxy, David Beckham's soul) and the Hunt Sports Group (FC Dallas, Kansas ...
Mike Ashley Guzzling a Beer
Soccer Training Info —
Featured Links How to Play Like Lionel Messi - Barcelona's Little Genius Get Super-Fit For Soccer With This FREE 5-Part Fitness Guide Mike Ashley Guzzling a Beer The Newcastle owner Mike Ashley enjoying a beverage while taking in his team's game. This could be one of the last shots of the owner in the stands. He's trying to sell the club for $160 million after buying the club for close to $374 million. Newcastle has dropped out of the Premier League after finishing in the 18th position. Ashley is a gambler, once winning in $2 million playing roulette. But it looks like his bet on Newcastle has been a failure. As a comparsion, to ...
