What do you think the chances are that David Stern has this pic on his nightstand? Despite his great ‘fro, Joakim Noah is too inconsistent to be a viable fantasy option. ‘Sup, everyone? My name is Jordan Frank and I am the new addition to Team RotoRob. As the new caretaker of The Wire Troll column, I will provide insight and analysis that will help you win your fantasy ...

If you haven't already guessed, I love the NFL draft, it is by far the single most entertaining day of professional sports that doesn't include an actual contest. While the NBA draft does showcase how abnormally tall men fit into obnoxiously ugly suits (see Joakim Noah in 2007) and provides my friends and I with several hours of drunk banter, the NFL draft is still the most intriguing. The ...

Pacers Host Bulls at Conseco The Indiana Pacers, just two short days after losing 102-98 to the Raptors, now turn to defending the home hardwood against the newly revamped Chicago Bulls. Where the Pacers lack in the bench, the Bulls are effective in playing to their strength, which is their reserves. These are two [...]

The new look Chicago Bulls arrive at the Fieldhouse tonight to take on the Pacers. Here's Bruno's Scouting Report which looks at the talented depth the Bulls acquired just prior to the trade deadline. The trade freed up minutes for young bigs, Tyrus Thomas and Joakim Noah and also added firepower to the the bench with Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden joining Ben Gordon. No, they're not ready to ...

Sorry for my delayed reaction to this, after Friday I wasn't really interested in doing any reading or writing so I put this off for awhile. In short, this trade was horrible for the Bulls. Sure, getting rid of Ben Wallace and his contract was a good thing and moving Joe Smith and Adrian Griffin out so that Tyrus Thomas and Joakim Noah could get some more playing time is nice but....isn't ...

Hide your women and children. Your hair clippers should be okay though.