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There might be some new reports in the "will he or won't he" Mats Sundin saga, but you won't read about them here. Nothing until he makes a decision. Mats is the guy that your stuck behind at Baskin Robbins. It's VeryBery Strawberry, you dolt. What the hell do you think it tastes ...
More Ovechkin Insanity
Japers' Rink —
[image] Holy crap. If you thought the other day's Oveckin Insanity was something, head over to Tuvanhillbilly for five more short videos from the 2006 " Takeshi's Castle "-esque Russian game show "Bolshie Gonki" ("The Great Race"), including this clip for the furries out there: H/t, of course, to Tuvanhillbilly
Video: Alexander Ovechkin survived a European game show
Puck Daddy —
At this point, Tuvanhillbilly's contribution to the hockey blogosphere has gone from fascinating to indispensable. This is the site that translated the Alexander Ovechkin Russian television clip in which he was actively seeking a wife and/or "temple of poetry." Now, it's unearthed and added English subtitles to another piece of Ovie comedy gold: The Washington Capitals superstar participating on a stunt-filled European game show. The search began when Ovechkin mentioned a friendship with NBA star Andrei Kirilenko, saying they met competing together on a game show. Tuvanhillbilly adds ...
Ovechkin continues to make push for reality show
Stanley Cup of Chowder —
Japer's Rink has uncovered another video of Alex Ovechkin from Russian TV. This time Ovie is on some sort of a game show. There is no real way to explain this. Just watch... This is just further proof that Ovechkin needs his own reality show in the U.S. and that Russian TV is apparently awesome.
Video: Ovechkin machine never breaks, even in a Speedo
Puck Daddy —
Tuvanhillbilly brings us another Alexander Ovechkin adventure on that crazy European game show "Bolshie Gonki" (a.k.a. "The Great Race"). Please recall that Ovie previously ended up in a compromising position with a female teammate before engaging in outright plushophilic erotica. This time ... wow. We've got Ovechkin, Andrei Kirilenko, Ilya Kovalchuk, giant waiter suits that look like suspiciously Bill Clinton and Gary Bettman, and the personal vow from Ovie that "Russian Machine Never Breaks!" Oh, the grand finale, with Ovechkin wearing a Speedo. ...
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Fear The Fin —
Times have been rough around Fear The Fin- Sharks stink, we're not making the playoffs, blah blah blah. The only positive I can garner from the team's current play is the fact that Daylight Savings means more sunlight, and more sunlight means more time to harvest crops. The toils of winter have their hold no longer, for a bountiful harvest is upon us now. Right?
Yes, but it should be noted that's only in theory.....
So in honor of us (and by "us" I mean "we" and by "we" I mean "the collective community" and by "the collective community" I mean "those who eat their own dandruff"), it was decided by "the powers that be" to roll out ...
