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FanIQ Blog: Well This Explains Why Philip Rivers is a Jackass
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop: PHILIP RIVERS IS A COCK BLOCKER, BIG-TIME
Deadspin: Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex [Keep It In Your Pants, Kids]
Well This Explains Why Philip Rivers is a Jackass
FanIQ Blog —
I've been struggling for a while now to figure out why Philip Rivers is such a jackass. Why did he heckle Jay Cutler? Why did he scream at Chargers fans? Why did he scream at the Colts' bench? And why did he get into a shouting match with a Colts fan? There must be something that's got this guy wound extra tight.
Yes, my friends, there is. And this video proves it. Philip Rivers is a huge fan of.....chastity.
Sure he may have 3 kids with his high school sweetheart and #4 on the way, but something tells me Rivers is, uh, kind of frustrated he missed his chance to pull a Romo. ...
PHILIP RIVERS IS A COCK BLOCKER, BIG-TIME
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
This explains everything. Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers here is discouraging young people from having sex, talking about the "power of chastity" and how amazing it is when young people get together and revel in the awesomeness of not having sex. Thanks a lot, asshole. That's all fine and dandy that you're trapped in an unhappy marriage and hate having sex, but what am I supposed to do if all the teenagers stop having sex? Date a girl in her twenties? Gross. [Fan IQ]
Philip Rivers Would Rather You Not Have Sex [Keep It In Your Pants, Kids]
Deadspin —
FanIQ digs up this amazing video of Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers testifying on the values of youth abstinence.
It's all about "building up momentum," kids. In this video, Rivers is promoting the San Diego Pacific Surge conference, which invites a bunch of teenagers to come together and not have sex. Man, we wish they would have these when we were young; great place to meet girls.
Patriots fans, as if you needed something else to razz Rivers about on Sunday ... here is a gift.
Well This Explains Why Philip Rivers Is A Jackass [FanIQ] ...
This Explains Everything Regarding Philip Rivers
AwfulAnnouncing —
The pent up aggression, the trash-talking, the yelling.....this video explains it all.... He just wasn't getting that release. We are the strength of the Country and I finally understand.....well everything but where the second "L" in your first name went. Philip Rivers Is A C**K Blocker, Big-Time
Philip Rivers Endorses Chastity
FanHouse —
Filed under: Chargers, San DiegoIn case you were wondering how Philip Rivers feels about premarital sex, he would like you to know that he's opposed to it. He explains in this video: Rivers refers to chastity as "a lost art." I wasn't aware that it was either. The video was made to promote Pacific Surge, which describes itself as "founded in 1998 to air pro-life television commercials, get "Choose Life" license plates in California, and for the past three years under a Centers for Disease Control grant, formed a national coalition for abstinence educators." Via Fan ...
Do I Have to Cheer for this Tool?
SimonOnSports —
In an ideal world Rivers does not play, so I can atleast have a semblance of dignity cheering for Billy Volek. Legitimately Rivers is approaching the stratosphere of my Tom Brady hatred. Atleast Brady isn't a complete toolbag and doesn't believe in the 'Power of Chastity' as evident with his knock up and run. Not having sex is apparently a 'Lost Art'. Um ok jackass. I'm going to hate you even more when you completely shit the bed this weekend. See Giant fans, would you rather have that douche or confused golly gosh gee willickers Eli Manning? That's what I thought. Courtesy of ...
Observations from today’s early NFL games
Viva Ron Mexico —
The Detroit Lions suck. Really, really bad.
I know, I’m not saying anything that everyone doesn’t already know, but I just can’t get over the fact that an NFL team went 0-16. There were times this season where the Raiders looked like the worst football team I’ve ever seen, and even they won 5 games. Not only that, but it’s not like the Lions play in a tough division like the NFC East or NFC South. They play in a division that features a crappy Packers team, a mediocre-at-best Bears team, and a division champ led by Tavaris Jackson.
Lions ownership (i.e. William Clay Ford) ...
