A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009 [Balls Deep]
Deadspin —
This is Balls Deep with Drew Magary. NSFW Inga after the jump. It's graduation time again. Last year, I penned a message to the outgoing class of 2008, a message you almost certainly forgot because there was a picture of Cassandra Lynn sitting at the top of the page. And seeing a photo of Cassandra Lynn is like getting a defibrillator to your penis. So we'd best make this a yearly ritual for you new seniors out there, just to keep things fresh in your little ADD-addled brains. This is the time of year when every university out there spends a great deal of energy flying in celebrities to give grad ...
POWER RANKINGS: PUSS POWER REIGNS
With Leather —
Whenever blogs do Power Rankings, they’re just repetitive, boring, and stupid. Except when we do them. Then they kick ass.
1. Keyboard Cat. Cats and treadmills maintain their stranglehold on the PR top spot.
2. The Fighting Flickertails. “Flickertails” was the mascot for the University of North Dakota before switching to the Fighting Sioux in 1930. With the current mascot under fire from Native American advocate group, the timing is perfect for a flickertail revival. ...
Play Aaron Glenn Off, Keyboard Cat!
thejetsblog.com —
One of the best/stupidest meme’s of late on the Internet has to be the Keyboard Cat, sweeping the nation with uncomfortable moments and a cute cuddly cat who helps folks out with a little musical interlude to distract from their very embarrassing, oft uncomfortable moments.
For example ..
Now I’m not one to often slog through the muddy misery of the past as Jets fan, but in honor of K.C., here’s some solid “Keyboard Cat” moments for the Jets, add your Keyboard Cat moments in the comments.
Marino ...
Chatting With C&C
Fanster.com —
The guys from C&C are back.
If you’ll recall, last year at this time, we exchanged a spirited question and answer session with the all-world Georgia blog Catfish and Cornbread.
We had so much fun that we decided to do it again.
This year, you get a two-fer: both Bop AND JJ from their site have taken a stab at my hard-hitting and squirm-in-your-chair questions.
Or, in reality, I asked them where to find good looking girls and how to avoid barking fans. Either way. There’s no difference.
You can check out my answers to their questions by clicking here; you’ll see how I ...
