KTFO: Sage Rosenfails is your helicopter
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
In case you need tangible confirmation that we live in a nation composed largely of brain-dead morons, take a look at this week’s number one movie. However, something as trite as Beverly Hills Chihuahua can rule the box-office, then surely there has to be a market for a remake of Predator starring Gary Kubiak as ‘Dutch’ and Whirlybird Sage Rosenfels as ‘The Choppa’.
Dude got rocked. There’s no way we will see a better hit this week. Wait, what?
Sage Rosenfels gets to the choppa!
Stampede Blue —
Sage Rosenfels gets to the choppa!
Internet Takes Rosenfels' Spin to New Heights
The Sporting Blog —
Every now and then, inundated by posts about athletes, their girlfriends, and offers for free luxury timepieces in my email inbox, I forget what the internet was made for in the first place. Then, someone like LSUFreek comes along and produces something that reminds us what the internet's true core mission is: to take real events and make them even better than they were in the first place. ...
Fantasy Haiku
Da Great White Hype —
Helicopter Sage Rosenfels, Jew Gun-Slinger Tuck and slide wise one.
What's the Deal With the Houston Texans?
FanHouse —
Filed under: Texans, AFC South, NFL Video The Houston Texans are a 0-4 team that could easily be 2-2 if they weren't so snake bit. Three of four on the road, with a Hurricane Ike-imposed bye in week 2. They have lost in so many strange ways this season, that I don't think anything could surprise me. I mean, look at the above video from last week. It was like a remake of the movie Predator, with Gary Kubiak playing the Schwartzenegger guy and with the backup quarterback Sage Rosenfels playing the role of the uh ...
Texans Link Roundup: Kubiak v. Predator Edition
TexansChick —
Houston Texans stats in Football Outsiders; Time to vote for the Slaton-Williams ticket | Main | A Texans win that makes you happy and angry at the same time October 10, 2008 Texans Link Roundup: Kubiak v. Predator Edition The best way to deal with painful events is time and humor. The more painful the event, the more time needs to elapse before it can be funny. Via KSK , I believe now is the time to unleash the Kubiak v. Predator video , featuring the Rosenchappa: See, that is an ending I can understand a little better than what really happened. Here's some random things that Texans fans might be interested ...
Ravens destroy Texans: Run!....Get to the Choppa!
TexansChick —
Noon start for "Liberty White" game against Ravens; Talking Texans defensive tackles | Main November 09, 2008 Ravens destroy Texans: Run!....Get to the Choppa! Usually, I don't read too many of the comments that can be found after Houston Chronicle stories. However, before the unpleasantry that was today's game, I saw a comment to the preview story about turnovers that was 1. From someone whose stuff I like to read and 2. Made sense. Alan "AJ" Burge writes for the Houston Examiner.com , and for a number of years wrote a fan-oriented column for the Houston Texans website. A comment he made correcting a story is as ...
