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TheHype AND MOSES THEN SAID: "PART THE SEA OF SUNS BENCH PLAYERS"
This made my day.
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Ryne Nelson When asked about this play after the game, Shaq said, "Everyone knows I'm a hustle player." Or something along those lines :-) -
phdribble i think that's the funniest clip i've seen all year-
Ben Q. Rock It's certainly up there with the Rockets' Dikembe impressions.-
Ryne Nelson Nothing trumps the Cookie Monster!
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Shaq clears the stands AGAIN!
Odenized —
Odenized.com original video on YouTube | Download Link GET OUT!!! Every man for himself!
Shaq Goes After Another Loose Ball, Suns Teammates Head for the Hills
FanIQ Blog —
On Sunday, we all saw Shaq go airborne while going for a loose ball against the San Antonio Spurs. In tonight's Suns game against Memphis, Shaq found himself in a similar position. With the Suns comfortably ahead and not wanting to tempt fate, he wisely pulled up and let the ball go. ...
Blog-O-Rama: Matt Leinart Learns To Save Lives
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
• MJD of YAHOO SPORTS gets the kiss of life, as Matt Leinart learns CPR . (”You kiss better than Paris Hilton!“) • Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS finds their Favre -ite tribute to the retired Green Bay QB with this Ode To Brett . • JOE SPORTS FAN feels bad for ESPN’s Pedro Gomez being bounced from the Barry Bonds beat . • ODENIZED finds the Suns’ courtsiders running for their lives as Shaq attempts to fly again . • Tom Dienhart of the SPORTING NEWS comments on the crumbling dynasty of Bobby Bowden . • SACTOWN ROYALTY offers some suggestions for Channing Frye to do ...
Shaq: Instiller of Fear in Own Teammates
SLAM Online —
Check out this hilarious clip of O’Neal chasing a ball going out of bounds last night. Looks like the Suns learned their lesson from Sunday night’s near-tragic events.
(Thanks to the always-reliable Odenized for the vid.) ...
Hard to Not Love Shaq
Deceptively Quick —
It was pretty awesome when Shaq had to Superman over some kids in courtside seats while going for a loose ball against San Antonio. His teammates learned something:
Ballin’: Bulls Close in on Playoff Berth
The Big Lead —
Chicago 108, Utah 96: As atrocious as the Bulls have been, they’re just half-a-game outside of the final playoff spot in the East. Ben Gordon, who led a strong bench effort with 19, has now made more three-pointers in a Bulls jersey than Michael Jordan. After benching Chris Duhon Sunday for missing the team shootaround, the Duke grad was inactive for this one. Gulp.
Phoenix 132, Memphis 111: The Suns dropped 72 in the first half, and led by 31 at the break en route to the rout. You must see this hilarious Shaq highlight.
Los Angeles Lakers 117, Toronto ...
Morning Constitutional: Favre's Gender Questioned
The Sporting Blog —
> Ingraham Is Officially On The Packers Nation Hit List | 100% Injurt Rate Some female talk show host -- who I'm certain is a miserable, cold, emotionless human being -- calls Brett Favre a woman for crying during his press conference. > Pitino, Former Wildcat Opening Dunkin Donuts | You Been Blinded Fried dough is exactly what the athletic youth in Kentucky needs. > Shaq clears the stands AGAIN! | Odenized > I Hope It's Not From Crohn's Disease ... | LOL Jocks Kaz Matsui has what sounds like a very uncomfortable problem. > King, Meet Jester | True Hoop So, apparently LeBron isn't actually meeting ...
Pentagon's new riot control weapon: Big Shaq Scatter
Ball Don't Lie —
After over a decade of development and testing, the U.S. Department of Defense has unveiled its latest riot control weapon: the Big Shaq Scatter (BSS). In the past few weeks, millions of dollars have been spent on testing and tweaking the device to make sure the new "non-lethal" weapon lived up to its name. In testing to date, the BSS has been used twice. (See video here.) The BSS looks exactly like a large 7'1", 325-pound Hall-of-Fame center. When pointed at people and "released," it creates a peeing sensation in the crotchal area of its victims, causing them to want to leave the area ...
Shaquille O'Neal is a menace
Guyism » celebs —
After seeing Shaq almost decapitate half a row of fans the other day, his teammates were in no mood for to have him dive on them while chasing another loose ball. Watch as the whole Suns bench, as well as the first row or two of fans, scatter like cockroaches when the light comes on. H/T: Odenized
Watch out… Shaq’s coming… GET OUT OF THE WAY
Hail Mary Jane —
Shaq just needs to stay away from the crowd. After nearly killing a guy the other night hes at it again and its every man, woman and child for themselves.
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Shaq: Feared By The Opposition, His Own Teammates
MVN Outsider —
When the Diesel’s coming your way, you better run:
Shaq nearly sent around a dozen fans to the hospital a couple days ago when he dived into the stands for a loose ball, and his teammates clearly learned a valuable lesson that day: When Shaq crashes into you, it usually hurts.
Hat tip: Odenized
Playoff Positions Virtually Locked
RedsArmy.com - The Voice Of Celtics Fans —
The C’s have picked up 3 games on the Pistons during this 10 game winning streak of theirs. Which means that right now, they have a 5 1/2 game lead with 19 games to play. Orlando has a 4 1/2 game lead on Cleveland… and I don’t think the Cavs are in a position to make a run to make that up.
So the 1 through 4 seeds ...
Random Thoughts - 3/14
LOY's PLACE a celtics green blog —
Tonight's game should be a good one. The Jazz have lost only 3 games at home this season and one of those was to the Celtics. When we played them, they didn't have Kirilenko or Kyle Korver. Rondo struggled somewhat with Williams in that game but Rondo has come back to play PG's he had problems with ...
The Sports Guy: Another large side order of links
ESPN Feed: bill simmons —
Three important plugs before we get to this week's links ... 1. A few weeks ago, we raised $5,100 on eBay for the Jimmy Fund, thanks to a generous Cleveland reader (and YouTube Hall of Famer ) named Judson Laipply. Coincidentally, the Jimmy Fund was launching a Rally Against Cancer this month in which local companies and corporations launch donation "teams" to see how much money they can raise. Even though I'm not technically a company, I started my own team ( Sports Guy Posse ), and we figured out a way to re-route Judson's eBay donation to get going toward a lofty goal of $75,000. Even if you can only afford a $5 ...
The 2008 Inaugural Odenized Video Playoff!
NESW Sports, Sports Videos —
... thing to do was pick the videos. That is why I picked the simple multiplication / wimpy way of doing it.
The first number is the votes. The second number is the links.
71, 35 Video - Rockets imitate Deke! = 2485
63, 34 Video - Bowen kicks Paul in 500th consecutive game = 2142
48, 15 Video - HILARIOUS! Dirk Nowitzki, the play-by-play announcer! = 720
50, 14 Video - Shaq clears the stands AGAIN! = 700
42, 15 Video ...
Odenized Playoff 2008 Round 1, Shaq clearing Suns bench vs. Gus Johnson Dancing Queen
NESW Sports, Sports Videos —
Odenized Playoff 2008 Round 1, Shaq clearing Suns bench vs. Gus Johnson Dancing Queen. Please remember the Odenized Video Playoff Rules. You vote for the best video by leaving a comment about that video on the Ballhype post. The link you need is below the second video. This is the toss up 4 vs. 5 seed. This is going to be the toughest fought battle of the first round. The first video shows Shaq as a new Sun. He dove into the stands just nights before this game. His teammates did not want any part of that. This is flat out funny.
This is the 5 ...
Has Shaq Lost His Lovableness/ Cuteness, Video
NESW Sports, Sports Videos —
Has Shaq lost his Lovableness/ Cuteness? A lot has changed in the past 15-20 years. You grew up and so did Shaq. Shaquille O’Neal went from the cute 13 year-old kid that was mistaken for a soldier on a basketball court, to an old, disgruntled, out of shape, NBA big man that can’t shoot a free throw.
When you check out the first video, remember how cool Shaq’s story was. Remember how refreshing his spunk was. When you check out the last video, ask yourself if that has gone away. Is he just a punchline? Is he just an out of shape hired gun that did not shoot the ...
