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SHAQ DISSES KOBE ON THE MIC
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop — As, you've no doubt seen by now, Suns center Shaquille O'Neal took the stage at a New York City club and freestyled about his former teammate Kobe Bryant.  While Shaq demonstrates the same mush-mouthed mic skills he brought to Fu Schnickens, the refrain -- "Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" -- is undeniably catchy. Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally ...

Tuesday Reading
Three Idiots on Sports — Welcome to Tuesday, and if soaring gas prices have you depressed, brothels are being hit hard by this issue as well, at least the Shady Lady is giving customers free gas cards. Hookers and gas, what a combination - and if you are trying to get the courage up to visit a lady of the night, you can always knock back a few Schiltz Red Bull Malt Liquors to get you in the mood. In actual sports news, Mike Waters wonder if Donte Greene is Lord Voldemort. Personally I'm kind of tired of all the Donte stuff, I've defended him in this space many times, but he wasn't an Orangeman long enough, and the ...