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Shaq Uses Freestyle Rap To Rip On Kobe For Losing NBA Finals (video)

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shaq at local club asked to rap and he starts rapping about kobe how he cant win a championship without the big cactus PLEASE COMMENT

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EthanJaynes

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The Ewing Comment was not needed. Ouch :-)

Posted 6/24/2008 respond (flag)
And One

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Give that man a hula hoop. Incredible hip action.

Posted 6/24/2008 respond (flag)
humano

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His rapping's better than his videogame design skills -- lest we forget about "Shaq Fu" for the Genesis.

Posted 7/27/2008 respond (flag)

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Shaq Uses Freestyle Rap to Rip Kobe for Losing in the Finals
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BEEF!!!
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