WIZZNUTZZ — Tuesday, November 20, 2007 YESTERDAY WE UNVEILED THE NEW GIL ZERO SHOE: NACHO ZERO TOMORROW ADIDAS UNVEILS "GilTV.COM" AND 4 DEVASTATING NEW SHORT FILMS DIRECTED BY MATHEW BARNEY, STARRING MARVIN BRANDO , NACHO ARENAS AND GILBERT ARENAS!!!!!! THERE ARE NO WORDS TO SAY NOW EXCEPT: WHEN DID MARIO VAN PEEBLES START FILIMING MY DREAMS??? ITS AMAZING WHAT CAN BE ACHIEVED WHEN YOU TAKE THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER ON THE WORLD, THE CREATIVE POWER OF ADIDIAS, , MATHEW BARNEY'S LOBSTER SUIT, AND SOME STRIKE BREAKING WRITERS FROM UCLA FILM SCHOOL!!!! THE AGENT ZERO: THE BLACK PRESIDENT HIBACHI!: COOKING WITH GIL THE CUBA: GILBERTS ISLAND!!! ...
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil
D.C. Sports Bog —
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil D.C. Pro Sports Report got the videos first , but then they were taken down. Wizznutzz then busted this party wide open . Just know this: GilTV is out on Wednesday, and it's mind-altering. Like, he spends most of his time talking to a giant lobster. I wanted to ask Gil whether his primary Surrealist influence was Arp or Breton or Magritte, but he wasn't talking. "Blog tomorrow," he said, tomorrow being Wednesday. "Gilbert, good to see you," said Ted Leonsis, approaching. "That was a nice game, huh? You guys are playing great. Did you hear, some guy was saying, 'Gilbert, Throw me your jacket!' ...
GilTV Videos for the Gil2Zeros
My Swog is Phenomenal —
Here are some super fantastic awesome videos from Gil advertising his new shoes (check out GilTV). Got these from Wizznutzz: Black President: Hibachi: Cooking with Gil Shrimp or Lobster? The best one, in my opinion, as Gil takes on a Lobster 1 on 1 is... Gil Island, Cuba Shoe:
WIZZNUTZZ — Fig. 1 THE FLOW OF BLACK CULTURE Phrase first uttered by someone's cousin in the Marcy Houses projects Has a street drug in Philadelphia named after it Mentioned in a HOT 97 shout-out Becomes the nickname of a local player on the Lenox Ave. courts Is tattooed on DeShawn Stevenson's back Is spoken by an actor called 'Peebles' in a John Singleton film Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Linda Cohn Is explained to Charlie Rose during an interview with Savion Glover Becomes the title of a new Will Smith album Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Stuart Scott Is quoted in front of the office snack machine by a co-worker recounting last nights epsiode of Home ...
