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WIZZNUTZZ —
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 YESTERDAY WE UNVEILED THE NEW GIL ZERO SHOE: NACHO ZERO TOMORROW ADIDAS UNVEILS "GilTV.COM" AND 4 DEVASTATING NEW SHORT FILMS DIRECTED BY MATHEW BARNEY, STARRING MARVIN BRANDO , NACHO ARENAS AND GILBERT ARENAS!!!!!! THERE ARE NO WORDS TO SAY NOW EXCEPT: WHEN DID MARIO VAN PEEBLES START FILIMING MY DREAMS??? ITS AMAZING WHAT CAN BE ACHIEVED WHEN YOU TAKE THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER ON THE WORLD, THE CREATIVE POWER OF ADIDIAS, , MATHEW BARNEY'S LOBSTER SUIT, AND SOME STRIKE BREAKING WRITERS FROM UCLA FILM SCHOOL!!!! THE AGENT ZERO: THE BLACK PRESIDENT HIBACHI!: COOKING WITH GIL THE CUBA: GILBERTS ...
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil
D.C. Sports Bog —
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil D.C. Pro Sports Report got the videos first , but then they were taken down. Wizznutzz then busted this party wide open . Just know this: GilTV is out on Wednesday, and it's mind-altering. Like, he spends most of his time talking to a giant lobster. I wanted to ask Gil whether his primary Surrealist influence was Arp or Breton or Magritte, but he wasn't talking. "Blog tomorrow," he said, tomorrow being Wednesday. "Gilbert, good to see you," said Ted Leonsis, approaching. "That was a nice game, huh? You guys are playing great. Did you hear, some guy was saying, 'Gilbert, Throw me ...
Gil + Talking Lobster = !!!
FanHouse —
Filed under: Wizards, NBA Videos, Washington, DC, The WordI know he's lost some blog cachet, but Gilbert Arenas' insane commercials for his new line of sneakers remind us why we loved Agent Zero so much in the first place. The best offering, below. I'd offer further analysis were further analysis either needed or possible. Instead, just go watch the rest at Wizznutzz or even at adidas' GilTV.com. And yes, there are more talking lobsters. Permalink | Email ...
Agent Zero, still awesome
100% Injury Rate —
I'd like to thank both The WizzNutzz and the Fanhouse for getting this new Agent Zero mini-film up (You can see 3 others at WizzNutzz, but I think this is the best one). There's really no way to describe this ad. It's like Castaway meets Gilligan's Island meets the worst acid trip you've ever been on. Bravo Agent Zero. Keep 'em coming. -WCK
Wednesday 11/21 A.M. Quickie:Happy Thanksgiving!
Dan Shanoff —
Today's Names to Know: Thanksgiving, Lions and Cowboys, Kansas vs. Missouri, UCLA, St. Mary's, Lakers, Michael Redd, Andray Blatche, Jimmy Rollins, CFB Picks, NFL Picks and More! Thanksgiving Sports Traditions: The NFL on Thanksgiving is one of my favorite traditions of the sports year and probably my favorite of all NFL traditions – there are a lot of weekends where I don't watch any NFL and just catch the highlights, but I always find time to watch at least the Lions game. Obviously, the college bowl tradition on New Year's Day is a biggie, but it has decreased in relevancy as more and more of the major bowls ...
GilTV Videos for the Gil2Zeros
My Swog is Phenomenal —
Here are some super fantastic awesome videos from Gil advertising his new shoes (check out GilTV). Got these from Wizznutzz: Black President: Hibachi: Cooking with Gil Shrimp or Lobster? The best one, in my opinion, as Gil takes on a Lobster 1 on 1 is... Gil Island, Cuba Shoe:
Arenas, Gilberto, and A Talking Lobster
AwfulAnnouncing —
This is by far the oddest and most confusing commercial I've ever seen. I think it's a commercial for Gilbert's new line of Adidas shoes, but no one can be sure. And guess what? The commercials don't stop there! Gil for President? Check, Gil cooking? Of course. And Gil as a secret agent man? Most definitely. Head to the Wizznutzz for the rest. I could watch them all day, and I have no idea what's going on. When Did Mario Van Peebles Start Filming My Dreams??? (The Wizznutzz)
Gilber Arenas verletzt: Der Grund
HoopNation —
Wie wir nun von Gilbert Arenas selbst erfahren haben (per Gil Zeros NBA Blog), wissen wir dass er wohl fuer ganze drei Monate ausfallen wird. Nachdem Gilbert sich erst in den Playoffs einer Operation unterziehen musste, muss er nun schon wieder unters Messer.
Bei einer Kernspintomographie wurde festgestellt, dass Gilbert’s Meniskus eingerissen ist so wie der Knorpel im linken Knie beschaedigt ist. Eigentlich keine grosse Sache fuer einen Profi-Basketballer - leider erleiden viele Spieler und Spielerinnen diese Verletzung koennen aber je nach Position und Tiefe des Einrisses weiterspielen. Fuer Gilbert kam wohl noch die ...
WIZZNUTZZ —
Fig. 1 THE FLOW OF BLACK CULTURE Phrase first uttered by someone's cousin in the Marcy Houses projects Has a street drug in Philadelphia named after it Mentioned in a HOT 97 shout-out Becomes the nickname of a local player on the Lenox Ave. courts Is tattooed on DeShawn Stevenson's back Is spoken by an actor called 'Peebles' in a John Singleton film Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Linda Cohn Is explained to Charlie Rose during an interview with Savion Glover Becomes the title of a new Will Smith album Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Stuart Scott Is quoted in front of the office snack machine by a co-worker recounting last nights ...
Four-Point Play: "Smashmouth" Is Not Literal, Alexander Johnson
Courtside —
Syndicate this site Bosh-less Raptors Pound Hapless Heat | Main | 6th Man: Are the Raptors Any Good Without Chris Bosh? Four-Point Play: "Smashmouth" Is Not Literal, Alexander Johnson Posted by Jeff Wong on March 06, 2008 • That play where Alexander Johnson elbowed Andrea Bargnani in the face was "ridiculous," "dumb-a**," and worthy of suspension . It was sickening and reminiscent of TJ Ford's fall. Thankfully, " x-rays taken on Bargnani’s cheekbone were negative and he was not suffering from a concussion either ", so here's hoping the big guy can bounce back. • Carolyn's recent ...
