WIZZNUTZZ — Tuesday, November 20, 2007 YESTERDAY WE UNVEILED THE NEW GIL ZERO SHOE: NACHO ZERO TOMORROW ADIDAS UNVEILS "GilTV.COM" AND 4 DEVASTATING NEW SHORT FILMS DIRECTED BY MATHEW BARNEY, STARRING MARVIN BRANDO , NACHO ARENAS AND GILBERT ARENAS!!!!!! THERE ARE NO WORDS TO SAY NOW EXCEPT: WHEN DID MARIO VAN PEEBLES START FILIMING MY DREAMS??? ITS AMAZING WHAT CAN BE ACHIEVED WHEN YOU TAKE THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER ON THE WORLD, THE CREATIVE POWER OF ADIDIAS, , MATHEW BARNEY'S LOBSTER SUIT, AND SOME STRIKE BREAKING WRITERS FROM UCLA FILM SCHOOL!!!! THE AGENT ZERO: THE BLACK PRESIDENT HIBACHI!: COOKING WITH GIL THE CUBA: GILBERTS ISLAND!!! ...
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil
D.C. Sports Bog —
GilTV is Launched: Everybody Wants to Be Gil D.C. Pro Sports Report got the videos first , but then they were taken down. Wizznutzz then busted this party wide open . Just know this: GilTV is out on Wednesday, and it's mind-altering. Like, he spends most of his time talking to a giant lobster. I wanted to ask Gil whether his primary Surrealist influence was Arp or Breton or Magritte, but he wasn't talking. "Blog tomorrow," he said, tomorrow being Wednesday. "Gilbert, good to see you," said Ted Leonsis, approaching. "That was a nice game, huh? You guys are playing great. Did you hear, some guy was saying, 'Gilbert, Throw me your ...
GilTV Videos for the Gil2Zeros
My Swog is Phenomenal —
Here are some super fantastic awesome videos from Gil advertising his new shoes (check out GilTV). Got these from Wizznutzz: Black President: Hibachi: Cooking with Gil Shrimp or Lobster? The best one, in my opinion, as Gil takes on a Lobster 1 on 1 is... Gil Island, Cuba Shoe:
WIZZNUTZZ — Fig. 1 THE FLOW OF BLACK CULTURE Phrase first uttered by someone's cousin in the Marcy Houses projects Has a street drug in Philadelphia named after it Mentioned in a HOT 97 shout-out Becomes the nickname of a local player on the Lenox Ave. courts Is tattooed on DeShawn Stevenson's back Is spoken by an actor called 'Peebles' in a John Singleton film Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Linda Cohn Is explained to Charlie Rose during an interview with Savion Glover Becomes the title of a new Will Smith album Is used in a Sportscenter catchphrase by Stuart Scott Is quoted in front of the office snack machine by a co-worker recounting last nights epsiode of ...
Four-Point Play: "Smashmouth" Is Not Literal, Alexander Johnson
Courtside —
Syndicate this site Bosh-less Raptors Pound Hapless Heat | Main | 6th Man: Are the Raptors Any Good Without Chris Bosh? Four-Point Play: "Smashmouth" Is Not Literal, Alexander Johnson Posted by Jeff Wong on March 06, 2008 • That play where Alexander Johnson elbowed Andrea Bargnani in the face was "ridiculous," "dumb-a**," and worthy of suspension . It was sickening and reminiscent of TJ Ford's fall. Thankfully, " x-rays taken on Bargnani’s cheekbone were negative and he was not suffering from a concussion either ", so here's hoping the big guy can bounce back. • Carolyn's recent post and ...
Gil’s New “Hibachi” Shoe; Wiz Not Quite Cooked?
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
After rehabbing his surgically repaired knee for some time now (almost a year), Gilbert Arenas was supposed to return to the Washington Wizards lineup last night. Much more importantly, Arenas’ long-awaited “Hibachi” shoe was to be introduced by Gil and worn during the game against the Pistons. Sadly, Arenas had to sit out the game, still waiting for team doctors to clear him to play. But at least the folks at Benihana were happy last night. Darren Rovell ...
Happy Labor Day!
Bullets Forever —
Hey everyone, hope you've been enjoying your Labor Day Weekend festivities, whether you've been chillin' at the beach or making masterpieces on the grill.
Just remember as you're having fun on your day off, that there's no labor day for the Wizards.
