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The Tomahawk-Chopping Cow: Would Jesus Do the Tomahawk Chop?
umpbump.com —
The Atlanta Braves have revealed a new marketing partnership with the aptly-named, chicken fillet restaurant Chick-Fil-A, where they installed a huge, mechanical tomahawking cow on top of the roof of the right field pavilion at Turner Field. The cow is part of a promotional scheme we Atlantans are very familiar with. Chick-Fil-A has billboards all over town featuring cows that encourage you to “ eat more chikin .” Coincidentally, I was at the game on Friday, and the consensus was: “Whoa, where’d that cow come from? It’s doing the Chop!” Behold, the mechanical tomahawking cow in all its politically incorrect glory: A funny fact about ...
Hit the Cow win a sammich?
Rain Delay —
Just in case you missed it’s Turner Field Debut, here is the “Choppin’ Cow”.
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Do I need to say anything more. (h/t: umpbump.com)
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Get me Hollywood on the phone! This is genius!
Right Down Peachtree —
Script for CLOVERFIELD II: TURNER FIELD [Scene: Turner Field. A group of five generic good-looking kids hang out, sipping beers and munching on Skip & Pete's BBQ.] Generic Good-Looking Dude #1: So why did you break up with me, huh? Generic Good-Looking Girl #1: Huh? What are you talking about? GGLD #1: It's cheap character development. Run with it. Generic Good-Looking Girl #2: I can't help but feel there's danger close by. Generic Good-Looking Dude #2: Of course there is. We're up by one in the late innings. The bullpen's going to have to try to hold this ...
The Politically Incorrect Cow [Chopping Cow]
Deadspin —
You've heard about the crazy Chick-Fil-A tomahawk chopping cow at Turner Field. Now, UmpBump has the shocking video. There's no way we're not seeing that cow in our nightmares. We had no idea he was so ... tall. We assume, fellow Chick-Fil-A fans, that the cow takes Sunday off. The Tomahawk Chopping Cow [UmpBump]
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ModernTube: The tomahawk-chopping Chick-fil-A cow!
Big League Stew —
A few weeks ago, I told you that the Braves were installing a gigantic tomahawk-chopping Chick-fil-A cow in the upper left field area of Turner Field.
Today, UmpBump presents the videotaped evidence in all its awesomeness, and from the looks of the packed stands, it would appear the cow is having quite the intended impact at the gate.
Two observations: From 'Duk: "A supersized animatron doing a racially-divisive motion in the name of a cholesterol-clogging fast-food chain in front of thousands of Coca-Cola drinking fans at a baseball ...
Kneel and Behold, Peasants, the 40 Foot Tall Tomahawk Chopping Cow
FanHouse —
Filed under: Atlanta, Braves, NL East, MLB Fans, MLB BizI'm not even sure whether to be amazed or angry. Judging by the drunken fans screaming "GO COW!", I'm a little less angry than I thought I would be, when I finally saw the giant, 40 foot tall, tomahawk chopping cow that is now the center of idolizing worship fan festivities in Atlanta. Superb work by UmpBump to pull this in. I would also like to point out that no matter how much people are cheering right now, in a few months, I think the whole giant cow ...
Tomahawk Chopping Chick-Fil-A Cow At Turner Field
FanIQ Blog —
You may remember last week we informed you of the 40-foot high, 15,000 lbs. mechanical tomahawk-chopping cow that was going to be added to Turner Field - presumably to distract the fans from the Braves' mediocre play.
Well, guess what. The monstrosity is now fully operational and tomahawk-chopping away like a...well, like a sloth stuck in super glue. But hey, it's the effort that counts, and that cow is giving it his (her? whatever) all.
I'd have to imagine that Native Americans have never been prouder.
As you can see from the video, the cow isn't the only ...
The Tomahawk-Chopping Chick-Fil-A Cow in Action
SPORTSbyBROOKS —
Last week, we informed you of the Atlanta Braves’ plan to install a 40-foot Chick-Fil-A tomahawk-chopping cow at Turner Field . Now thanks to the folks at UMPBUMP, we now have footage of the mechanical moo-er in action : Well, it’s about what we would expect a 40-foot tomahawk-chopping cow to do. Actually, it looks like it’s just waving to the crowd. Maybe you have to be at Turner Field in person to fully appreciate the chopping cow in all her glory. But we suggest some additions to the humongous heifer to better get the “Eat Mor Chikin” message across. We say add on a mechanical chicken on a chopping block, right where the cow’s arm (leg?) ...
The Braves have officially hit rock bottom
Hail Mary Jane —
Being that I am a Mets fan, I’ve always hated the Braves with a passion. I’ve been alive for 24 years and 13 of those years, they’ve been AL East Champions so thats plenty of time to develop a very strong hatred for them. Despite that though, seeing them miss the playoffs the last couple of years hasn’t been as gratifying as I thought it would be but that all changed today when I saw this video.
They’ve installed a giant tomahawk chopping Chick-fil-A cow. Wow. Isn’t there something more useful they could be spending their money on? Chick-fil-a must be paying them a pretty penny for the promotion but it ...
