Please God, Send These Children To Darfur
Kissing Suzy Kolber —
As a father, I'm normally against the idea of slaughtering children. But I dare you to watch 20 seconds of this clip without resisting the urge to grab a machete and start playing "got your nose" for real. I bet these kids never even learn to read a fucking traffic light. Not pictured: Peter King behind a music stand waving a conductor's stick.
This is my penance
The Postmen // A Sports Blog // Chicago, IL. —
Last year, I wasn’t very nice to the Packers. I insulted them, I insulted their star quarterback Brett Farve, and more recently, I insulted their fans’ yellow knit cap fetish. They deserve it, but still. It wasn’t very nice.
Which is why I’m putting myself through the above video. Being boorish didn’t get me very far; Farve is returning for another year and the Packers had a thoroughly successful season. So this is my penance. I am forcing myself to sit and watch this video. I can only assume the football gods will view this act in good faith and reward me ...
Green Bay--Making Forced Sterilization Seem Like a Good Idea
The Ragnarok —
There are many things in this world that scare me--Iran with nukes, global warming, zombies, Jason Garrett, but I've never, ever, ever, seen anything as bone chilling as this: [The video is from Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Top Ten Chicago Rivals
Top Ten Chicago Sports —
You hate them, we hate them and Chicago hates them. Enjoy. 10. James Posey Bulls fans are well aware of what kind of cheap shot artist Posey can be. He sideswiped Kirk Hinrich in Game 3 of the 2006 NBA ...
A Win...and More Drama...
Bob's Blog - Live from Lewisville —
Wow. That wasn’t what we were looking for from CJ Wilson. Like I said, I don’t question CJ’s mouth, I question his ability to get people out. Apparently, they can both be questioned this morning. And he needs surgery....Are his days as closer already over? Another win filled with story lines … On Monday, the Texas Rangers had a dramatic win over the New York Yankees. On Tuesday, they won a game that included a whole lot of drama. And when the 8-6 win was over, the Rangers' third consecutive victory seemed a little secondary to the fallout. While the Rangers remained five games behind ...
Chargers Preview - Week 3 vs Jets
SportsHubLA —
Jets at Chargers (-3.5) (Monday, 5:30 p.m. PST, ESPN) GAME TIME: There was a lot of talk this week from Chargers camp trying to put a happy face on the first two weeks of the season (or to talk themselves off the ledge). Stop Carolina on one play with the clock winding down in week one, we’re 1-0. Stop Denver on one of two plays (or get a better call from Ed Hochuli) last week, and we’re 2-0. Except neither happened, now the season is dancing to a place where telling the media you’re a real contender doesn’t count for much, at least not when compared to the actual NFL standings. Monday night against Brett Favre’s Jets, the Chargers will either prove their ...
Gameday Prep: Bills @ New York Jets
The Goose's Roost —
by Ryan Alright guys. This week... POINTS! It may be all over but the crying, but are you really going to stop watching now? Didn't think so. We're all in this pathetic display of football together. Consider this your Gameday Prep. Announcers: Greg Gumbel, Dan Dierdorf (Courtesy of Awful Announcing) Game Distribution Maps: Courtesy of the506. Depth Charts: Jets, Bills Stats: NFL.com, ESPN, or Yahoo Sports all do a good job. If you have fantasy teams through Yahoo, you're ...
