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sidelineshow He will never be a NFL quarterback !!!
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TIVO TAE BO TEBOW
With Leather - Sports news and gossip, panda sex, and the occasional Toonces the driving cat Photoshop —
Cats and Beer has the curious clip of every mention of Tim Tebow's name during the broadcast of the Gators' Nov. 24 game against Florida State. I'm pretty sure Dan Shanoff will have this playing on permanent loop in his masturbatorium. Meanwhile, where are the creative edits of Tim Tebow's girl's tits? Mocking Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson is all well and good but these are some awfully misplaced priorities here, people. -Christmas Ape
I Think I Found A New Drinking Game
AwfulAnnouncing —
We'll call it the "Lundquist-Danielson Tim Tebow Mention Game". The wonderful Cats and Beer has put together a video of all the times that the CBS duo mentioned Tim Tebow's name during their game against FSU last year. Just amazing.... "He's the quarterback you most want your daughter to marry."- Gary Danielson If I was a mother I'd want my daughter to marry someone like Matt Ryan. You know someone that has a chance at an NFL career. Tim Tebow Tim Tebow Tim Tebow (Cats and Beer via Hot Clicks)
Words Fail Me: Tim Tebow
Intentional Foul —
Just… WOW. This is a vid edited in the vein of the F***ing Short Version of The Big Lebowski and it is fantastic. Two words:
Tim. Tebow. He’s the quarterback you’d want your daughter to marry.
Bask in his glory… if you can stand the light.
Brilliant find by WithLeather (via Cats and Beer).
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Words Fail Me: Tim Tebow
That Tebow guy is pretty good
Guyism » celebs —
I loves me some Tim Tebow, but not nearly as much as Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist did during the November 24, 2007 Florida Gators - Florida State Seminoles game. H/T: Cats and Beer
Drink Everytime They Say the Name 'Tebow'
The Sporting Blog —
By Chris Mottram
Actually, don't do that. Because you'd be dead by the end of this two-a-half minute clip. This is every single time that Tim Tebow's name was said during the Florida-Florida State game back in November:
I foolishly attempted to count every "Tebow" in that video. When my head exploded around the one-minute mark, I was up to about 62. So I'm gonna put the over/under at 153.
This still can't compete with the number of times Vitale will say "Paulus" tonight, or even worse, how many times Mike Patrick will use the word "chops" to describe a player's mouth ...
Better and funnier than Ferrell?
Sports Scope —
Okay, well, we have to apologize for sending you to YouTube.com earlier to view a 'Cloverfield'-esque recording of Will Ferrell's performance last night in Michigan. It's barely watchable. However, this gem (hat tip to ballhype.com) is humorously redundant. It kind of reminds me of a passage from Rob Sheffield's recent memoir 'Love is a Mix Tape' ...
TEBOW? TEBOW. TEBOW! TEBOW
EDSBS —
Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. Tebow.
Tebow. Tebow!
(HT: Cats and Beer.)
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How Many times can you say Tim Tebow, Funny Video
SEC Football Blogger —
I do not know How Many times they say Tim Tebow in this video, but it has got to be some kind of record…… I guess you can put that next to the rest of Tim tebow’s records. Do not hate him, just hope that he leaves after his Junior season. Here is another Tebow funny video.
Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow, etc….
Original post of this video
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Help, I’ve Forgotten the Name of Florida’s Quarterback
MVN Outsider —
You’ll either love this video, or it will drive you to the brink of insanity. As for me, I no longer think I could stand another mention of the name “Tim Tebow” after watching this video. The name “Tebow” will be ringing in my ears for months, perhaps years:
I doubt John Madden could say the word “Favre” that many times during a broadcast of a Packers game…and that’s saying something. By the way, would this be a good time to link to pictures of Tebow’s girlfriend? I’ve been looking for an excuse to do that for a while, now.
Hat tip: Cats ...
CFB Explainer: Etymologizin'
Sunday Morning Quarterback —
What does it mean when old school announcers say Tim Tebow is a "single wing tailback," even though he occupies the position of quarterback? The single wing is the province almost exclusively of fogeys and eccentric historian types, of which SMQ is neither. But reader and ex-college player/current high school offensive line coach (not to mention MGoBlog banner contest finalist ...
IOWA FOLLOWS FLORIDA’S LEAD, SEZ RUNNING BACKS ARE NAFF
EDSBS —
First the H-back, then then fullback, and now Iowa’s just said to hell with every back not prefaced with “quarter.” Or they may be forced to after Jevon Pugh, the only scholarship back on the roster for a team that likes to run the ball way more than they pass it, just decided to hit spring break and stay on spring ...
Who will be CBS’ other love interest this season?
Third Saturday in Blogtober —
The affection that Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson share for Tim Tebow has been well documented…
Without a doubt we can expect more of the same in 2008. But to try to seem as non-partisan as possible, they always have another player about whom they gush uncomfortably (at least to the viewer). Last ...
Tebow, Tebow, Tebow? Berry, Berry, Berry!!
Rocky Top Talk —
You may have seen the Tebow Tebow Tebow video floating around the 'sphere. It's quite amusing, but I like this one better: Gary Danielson laus interruptus. Enjoy!
The Greene Party
Black Heart Gold Pants —
Every Iowa day from December to March cold, bleak, and gray. The term "day job" takes on a literate meaning; most people drive to work at dawn and leave well after dusk. A foot of snow covers the freshly-harvested fields by Christmas, and it stays there until mid-March. The daytime sky is perpetually overcast, threatening another blast of snow or ice or pure unadulterated cold. By January, everything is the same color of gray. If you stood in a treeless field, it's entirely possible you could mistake the distant ground for the sky. It's difficult to discern what is ahead. There is no horizon. ...
Florida Gators Spring Practice, Tim Tebow Style
GatorsFirst RSS News Feed —
Spring Practice has been going on for around a week now, and I've accumulated all the relevant information here. Early returns show a shocking emphasis on Tim Tebow in the headlines. Strange, I know.
Here we go...
College Football List Week: 5 Best Announcers
The Big Lead —
1. Brent Musburger, ABC - Mostly, it’s because he enjoys gambling, and always manages to slip in a reference on air. You can almost tell who he’s on based on his tone following turnovers and touchdowns. He seems to get more freedom than any other announcer when it comes to fans (see Jen Sterger), the sideline reporter (Erin Andrews), and challenging authority (refs, his analyst). He’s the announcer we’d most like to have a beer with.
2. Verne Lundquist, CBS - With the exception of some extreme verbal fellatio for Tim Tebow in the last few years, Lundquist ...
TIM TEBOW’S BLESSED BACK INJURY
EDSBS —
Tim Tebow had a strained back that held him out of contact drills this past weekend. It happened in any number of ways.
–Sprained it avoiding the fevered advances of Gary Danielson in musth.
–Tweaked it while throwing golden calf worshipped by UF MBA students into cauldron of fire.
–Overprayer injury from particularly intense church meeting.
–Recurring soreness from a prior, ill-advised public feat of strength.
–Threw it out after three straight years of making furious love to the game of college football, ...
