This Lebron "Witness" Business Is Starting To Weird Me Out A Bit
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I honestly don't mind most of the Lebron James commercials. The lawyer one was funny and the "Lebrons" ones were kind of cute. Well these "Witness" ones aren't funny or cute and they're really starting to creep me out. Here's the latest Nike spot.... I personally think Lebron is lazy and doesn't try as hard as he could, but that's irrelevant here. When did we start comparing him to the second coming of Jesus? This is just a little much for my tastes. LeBron James' new 'Witness Stand' commercial (Ball Don't ...
WITNESS TWO OF EIGHTEEN SHOOTING!
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It's nice to see LeBron James' latest Nike commercial hit the tubes the day following a particularly disastrous performance in Game 1 of the Cavs' second round series against the Celtics. Awful Announcing was kind enough to upload the ad, which has witness sketches of LeBron looking like Jesus, a homeless person, homeless Jesus, Sub Zero, the prophet Muhammad, Rasheed Wallace, Joakim Noah, Mohamed Atta, Kevin Duckworth and Mushmouth. These strike me as very poor witnesses indeed. This is at best circumstantial evidence AND IT will never hold up in ...
WE ARE ALL WITNESSES
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The deification of Lebron has reached a disturbing level... Sam Cassell is getting called for flagrant fouls that are dubious at best, Lebron flopping and bellyaching has allowed him to make a living on the free throw line despite being 30 pounds heavier and three inches taller than even the biggest guys that guard him, and his new commercial with Nike is, um, WAY over the top. Check it out. We're all going to be witnesses to an assload of bullsh!t calls on Lebron's behalf tonight because you know he's going to be flopping and moaning as a way to get back on track. As Sam Cassell ...
Hold the Presses - LeBron Loves us Again
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My new best friend, Ryan from Hoops Addict , sent me this link today. After I regained consciousness, I thanked him and put font to blog. Headline: LeBron Considers Extension Stop it. Details, please. James told the Cleveland Plain Dealer he is pleased with the Cleveland Cavaliers' improvement and is considering signing an extension during this summer. That sound you hear is every single Clevelander searching their pockets for a pen. Ink it, baby. "You play out this season of course; I will consider it," James told the Plain Dealer on Saturday before the Cavs practiced at the Pepsi Center. So we're headed in the right direction? "The ...
