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Welcome Back, Lil Penny (video)
In honor of Anfernee Hardaway's quixotic return to the land of Shaquille O'Neal, we, because it's a Friday and goings are slow, bring up an old Lil Penny video. Ah, Chris Rock, in puppet form. How we missed you.
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NESW Sports, Sports Videos — Lil Penny, Tyra Banks, Playground, Nike Commercial. Nike is just too creative. When the dog got Lil Penny wet, I laughed. When Lil Penny hit the ignition button for the rocket, I laughed again. Anfernee was in the air so long that Tyra walked up, blew bubbles, and got bored.

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And One — Pershendetje Posted by Carolyn September 15, 2008 08:08AM

Ethan Jaynes Tribute
And One — Ever innovative, never afraid to put himself out there, we all love Ethan Jaynes ( NESW Sports , PWNED Video , Sports Blog Bucks ). Ethan was a vlogger before I knew the word existed. In honor of the man who makes me laugh on my worst days and who introduced me to the Li'l Penny videos, I add the latest basketball book to my collection:

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Gilbertology — Note: A day late on this, but Happy Belated 27th Birthday Gilbert! As I’m sure you’ve heard many times here and elsewhere, Gilbert Arenas penned (or more likely, dictated) the foreword for Free Darko’s new book.  A foreword is defined as a “a short introductory statement in a published work, as a book, esp. when written by someone other than the author.”  Typically, the best forewords are able to do that and establish some credibility for the author and the thoughts that follow.  It might be short, but writing a good foreword isn’t as easy as it might seem. To ...

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Golden State Of Mind — Despite switching up his kicks from Kobe's to Jordan's, the man once billed as the French Air Jordan Mickael Pietrus and his magical crew could not defeat the evil villain known as the LA Lakers in Game 1 of the 2009 NBA Finals. It got me thinking. The last team to beat Michael Jordan in the NBA Playoffs was the Orlando Magic led by the dynamic duo of Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway and Lil' Penny powered by Chris Rock. (Well I guess it was a trio with Shaq, but I digress.) via ...

The Infinite List of Cool Things About the NBA
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