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TOP 11 FUTURE EXCUSES FOR ROGER CLEMENS
Epic Carnival — by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool 11. Just trying to keep up with that bastard Greg Maddux, who as the radar gun can attest, has clearly been on the juice forever 10. If you know a better way of getting B12 into a body than injecting it in your hindquarters like a lab animal, he wants to to hear it! Oh. It comes in pill form? Yes. Well, that changes... nothing. Nothing! 9. With the low prices of medications in Canada, he'd have been a fool not to take advantage of it during his days in Toronto 8. On the advice of counsel, Mr. Clemens is forced to invoke his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination, and against ...

Pants On Fire
Bleed Cubbie Blue — I think you know the rest of that childhood phrase. The only real news to come out of Roger Clemens' interview last night on "60 Minutes" (since the content of the interview was leaked several days beforehand) was the announcement, made just before the show aired, that Clemens was going to beat Brian McNamee to a year filled with legal fees by suing him for defamation first, before McNamee could file. Incidentally, Rusty Hardin, the lawyer Clemens has hired for this lawsuit, is apparently quite a character in Texas; among other things, he's trying to tar McNamee as a liar for what he told Sen. Mitchell because: ...

I Am Clemens
The Bronx Stop: A Yankees Blog — It's the most highly anticipated blockbuster yet: Roger Clemens stars in I Am Clemens!